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Coffin Flops

@coffinflops.bsky.social
80 followers 108 following 134 posts

Fire swamp trash animal.

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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Oh no, the company who built their business on harvesting our data is being harvested by other AI. Please, Mr. Daddy Government, stop the big bad Chinese from doing it to back to me.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Rest In Piss motherfucker.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Here’s a crazy idea. What if we pay people a living wage instead of giving all our money to cops?
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
What a prude.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Seen in a rest stop bathroom. Someone was obviously trying to change their identify.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
What the hell is this Groupon for?
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Getting in my Time Machine to diddle some people.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Tony Leung
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Talking about this guy.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Found one of the NJ drones in the trash.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Let’s all agree to never be creative again.
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Saw a sign like this the other day - just as someone zoomed past me at 80mph. Maybe instead of acting like aggressive drivers are a force of nature we can do nothing about, how about we fund our public transit systems and make driving a pain in the ass?
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Coffin Flops @coffinflops.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Looking forward to the book about children on the receiving end of those rockets.
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