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Legally, I’m Coffee

@coffeesquared.bsky.social
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New Orleans. College football, law, food, treating people well. Basic human decency, that radical leftist political ideology.

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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I’ve listened to you in Germany, Belgium, France, and the Netherlands, but I was swinging through - I imagine there are a lot of your regular listeners who tune in during work trips or vacation. I have tried to convert locals though, said y’all were authentic America.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[Dolphins reading this] “Fuck yeah it is.”
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Wait, who is Smeagol in the scenario?
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Have you seen the Dave Chapelle standup about his apologizing to Katt Williams in real life for the fake guy impersonating him getting in an online fight with another guy who was apparently impersonating Katt Williams?
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
He’s definitely an outlier, too - changed his entire throwing mechanic after getting drafted.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I think anyone (or thing) who saw dinosaurs would be instantly intrigued.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Completion percentage. Brees was 60%+ in three of his seasons with Purdue, Mahomes was 60%+ overall, Brady was 60%+ at Michigan. Not a perfect predictor (Trey Lance and Zach Wilson also had 60%+), but it’s more right than wrong.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Seating is not, but overhead compartments are.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It was so good. A dolphin telling you to do something anatomically unlikely with your mother would have been a close second as a cover idea.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
Instagram post from Jessie Diggins, showing her carrying the American flag and smiling:

I want to make sure you know who I'm racing for when I get to the start line at the Olympics. I'm racing for an American people who stand for love, for acceptance, for compassion, honesty and respect for others. I do not stand for hate or violence or discrimination.
I get to decide who I'm racing for every single day, and how I want to live up to my values. For everyone out there caring for others, protecting their neighbors and meeting people with love - every single step is for you.
YOU are the ones who make me proud to carry the flag, and I hope I can bring you joy over these next few weeks.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Y’all, say no to this. No one wants to be accompanied by the SS.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*Screams in orange pants.*
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Man, the actual people hiding from their actions are the ones in masks.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Comb through for weird sex accounts, there are a *lot* of them who randomly follow people.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I thought it was so short sighted of the Saints to not renew him. Also a super nice guy.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/01/2026
The fool slides o’er the ice that you should break.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It has real “I did not do the research” energy.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It would be better timing to depose her AFTER the full files are released, but seeing as that date is optimistic.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Does he have a think piece about all of Mussolini’s positive attributes as well?
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
National champions on first.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Monsters.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I read a lot of of them completely slather themselves down with tiger balm which forms kind of a numbing layer so don’t feel anything but they still look bad ass. I can’t think of any reason other than looks to not be dressing like a native Inuit for a game in driving snow.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Maximum schadenfreude should be every unit’s primary goal.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Arm punts are people, too.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Facts.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s time for the Supreme Court to finally issue a ruling on tariffs. The Court has already recognized that tariffs function as a tax on the American people. A president cannot unilaterally impose new taxes on American citizens that power belongs to Congress alone.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Happy y’all used the Fullcast to advertise so I was able to immediately buy your stuff, great company.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I never figured him for a light beer guy.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Chaos!
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
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Danny Kelly @dannybkelly.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
the pope dipping into that cabinet where he hides the extra blood of christ
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Progressive News Service @prognews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Reps. Khanna & Massie to ask judges for official to oversee release of Epstein files. "'...we’re now going to be intervening with the Southern District of New York to ask those judges to appoint a special master and ensure that all the documents are released.’" www.commondreams.org/news/khanna-...
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'DOJ Cannot Be Trusted,' Say Khanna and Massie, Seeking Special Master for Epstein Files | Common Dreams
Congressmen Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie asked a federal judge to appoint a "special master and/or independent monitor" to ensure that the US Department of Justice actually releases its Jeffrey Epste...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Not human.
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Well, there you are. 🤷‍♀️
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Trump’s ‘American Dominance’ May Leave Us With Nothing - The Atlantic
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Psychotic.
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Shocker
wow i can't believe a republican president did what the last 3 republican presidents did and launched us into a recession and a useless war for oil.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
the abnormal and highly erratic vibrations produced by the nfc south suggest the possible existence of an nfc central that we are unable to directly observe
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Bear Bryant just wanted a free Palestine, clearly.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Love Scalzi and Murderbot is the best.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Called and left messages with my senators, absolutely appalling, Congress needs to meet immediately. Unprovoked Acts of War are way too far - Kidnapping a sitting president?! I mean Jesus.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They are murdering Buckeyes right now.
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
There is no foolproof protection for anyone, Americans included, from ICE’s rabid tactics.
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Confirmed: ICE Is Arresting American Citizens—and Lying About It
A government that flouts the Fourth Amendment and then lies about it to courts and the people has crossed a moral and legal frontier.
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It’s really the fact that they quoted @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark that does it for me
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
No. Any position is fine if Trump wants it - there are no ethical guidelines and even directly contradictory positions at the same time are tolerated.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
That is bizarre.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There were rumors about Arkansas trying to get him this season, but I think a big part of the problem was when he was at Tulane he went on the record several times saying he wanted to “retire here”, and I get the impression ADs are very wary about hiring someone who’s thinking about stepping down.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Subscription only models for software makes me see red, I’m going to stay mad at Photoshop for a long time.
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Legally, I’m Coffee @coffeesquared.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I saw a dude wearing a weed-themed button down in court at his sentencing for possession with intent to distribute in front of my judge. My judge was not amused, dude was going to get probation, spent the whole day sitting in the jury box waiting for the judge to yell at him.
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