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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they aren't even fucking trying anymore, man
A Discord friend request from "hgfdsfgfdsz"
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
finally listening to aja
Steeleye Span - Below The Salt
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
god i love youtube comments
A short YouTube comment reply chain. It reads:

@GreatCornholioNeedTP
28 minutes ago
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?
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@tnemmers5407
28 minutes ago
what
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@GreatCornholioNeedTP
22 minutes ago
My ass. Nahhahahahah
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is the media your grandpa is consuming
Screencap of a show, titled "COW GUY CLOSE." Styled similar to major news channels, the chyron reads, "OPTIONS TRADE IN CORN." To the left, an image of corn. To the right, the large, balding host of the show is clad in a cow print suit, bow tie, and white rimmed glasses, and he carries a fairly neutral expression on his face. Please note that this is a real show.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
god i love social media lol
an embarrassing crash out in which a user (rightfully) gets mad at The Algorithm being terrible, but for some reason, they decide to (incorrectly) whinge about "lobotomites" and "bitches" hating and mistreating the artwork that they posted.

the inciting factor for this crash out was that said artwork got far fewer Likes on bsky dot app compared to twitter dot com.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
technology is amazing
A web-based section titled "Popular Today"

HEADLINE: Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes

BODY PARAGRAPH: Scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report.

posted by CNN
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
google dot com "am i allowed to say 'dead gay bitch' as a hetero sexual" enter
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
love to have the cursed knowledge of Political Cartooning, because it means i can recognize the dogshit ones when they finally put out an "ok i guess" cartoon and people start reposting them i should not be subjected to the DEBT man himself, Michael fucking Ramirez on here
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
stable shitcoin this. iran war that. bitch , please. im busy drinking the perfection of mediocrity , the orange slices flavored White clow
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
guys be like "imma press red button cause of game theory" and then they get annoyed cause they gotta shit but the seat's pissed on
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fouth by withj you. May the forth with you. Mauy the. May the forth. May the force the you. May.. The fourth be you. May then forth be with you #Star wars reference day
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i hate to say it but this is literally always how it looks when someone's ranting about how underrated something is
YouTube video screenshot. Thumbnail features "Shimano" from the Yakuza series. The title is "The Most Intimidating Yakuza Villain That Everyone Ignores." The uploader is "ShimanoFan3000."
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
thanks for the help, google dot com
Google search for "who's that fat idiot wearing an ear bandage"

Google AI overview says that it's most likely Donald Trump
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
me when i flush da toilet
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The economy is great. Please look at the numbers. They're good numbers. The DOW hit 50k last month. Nothing is wrong. Workers are doing well. The layoffs are not really concerning. Unions aren't needed, things are going well. Unions are the things exploiting you. I am going to shit my fucking pants
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
dude nobody gives a shit about st patricks day anymore. went across the whole city wearing not a lick of green and nobody cared. we used to be a proper fucking country
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Learn more about Birthday mode
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
dude....yall gotta look up We Will Rock You by Freddy Queen. its honestly a hidden gem
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
currently envisioning the stupidest mother fucker i can think of and getting mad at how profoundly and maliciously stupid they are. they are currently "prompt engineering"
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"horse girl armpit gif created by team fortress 2 cosmetic item contributor" was not something i ever could have predicted becoming reality but this is just da world we live in now
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the electorate is not yet ready
A post that reads: I don't know how you win elections with "grinchmaxxing".
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
"Also, gently imply I have tapes." lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh
An email chain between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff released by the House Oversight Committee.

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E.  wrote: 
I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;) 

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff < > wrote: 
Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also, 
gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down 
Trump. Can't wait to hear?

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E.  wrote: 
[redacted]

On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 5:57 AM Michael Wolff < > wrote: 
Up? 

On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 6:02 AM jeffrey E.  wrote: 
Yes On conference finish in 10 min 

From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] 
Sent: 1/8/2018 11:27:44 AM 
To: Michael Wolff 
Subject: Re: 
The rich and powerful ALWAYS send lawyers letters . A book about any one of them takes more time to 
publish as I must be -and I am , meticulous about documentation and back up
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
a beautiful salute to Dick
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.
Surgery being done on a grape.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
askin that guy if that thing squirts and lord almighty does it ever
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
just let it go man
A post by Elon Musk.
"Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot
Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!”
July 25 2022A second post by Elon Musk.
"Pitching my idea once again for a crossover of Das Boot & Boss Baby.

“Das Baby” – Hijinks on the high seas!"
October 15 2022A third post by Elon Musk.
"Das Boss Baby Boot – the ultimate crossover"
Has an image of The Boss Baby with text above it reading, "just GROK IT."
June 3 2025
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
fourth of may be with with you. star war
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
the desperation of james mcgrath's "let's wait for the prepolls" as his party's ass was getting walloped NEEDS to be known to more people outside of australia. genuinely so fucking funny
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized. If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.
A photo of Nubby (of Nubby's Number Factory fame) above some Facebook comments. Each comment is asking for the removal of Nubby.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
we should really bring back those old george w bush flash animations/games but with our current beautiful president instead
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
ECONONY ...
Donald Trump with an arrow trending downwards. The word "econony" is right above him.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
On one hand, having F-Zero GX (one of the best games on the entire GameCube) on Nintendo Switch is sick. Purchasable controller should help ease any concerns regarding analog bumpers, too. On the other hand you're basically fucking renting it because FUCK having a remaster or proper Virtual Console
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)
A photo of J.D. Vance in his gaming attire. He's inside of his gaming room.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's Picture Day!
J.D. Vance looking nice for Picture Day. He's holding a big lollipop, wearing his lollipop bow tie, and smiling.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You can take my money. You can take my future. You can take my rights. You can take my friends. You can even take my asbestos. But I draw the line at taking my access to PornHub dot com. Folks, we desperately need a President for ALL Americans. I'm still running in 2028 - are you still voting?
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A YouTube video titled, "Asbestos Material, Healing, and Spiritual Properties". The thumbnail appears to be generated.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
if i see one more fucking Chip Bok political cartoon being posted by someone who isn't making fun of Chip Bok for being Chip Bok i am going to fucking lose it. Chip criticizes him ONCE and people flock to repost the fuck out of his work. stop it! take one look at his other shit! it sucks!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
In a room of Bowser's Keep in Super Mario RPG, there is an invisible Mallow floating out of bounds. Here is what he looks like when made visible. He has no scripts or interactions, remaining completely inert at all times. His purpose is unknown.
Source: YouTube user @pidgezero_one, youtube.com/watch?v=Vt-J8PqUrRI
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Fandom Ledger @fandomledger.com · 14/02/2025
We are less than a year from Nintendo
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
thanks Joe
Facebook · Joe Biden
8.2K+ reactions · 3 days ago
Title: I never thought I’d say this so many times about an American ...

Description: I never thought I'd say this so many times about an American president, but Trump tried to suck my cock and I let him. So much teeth holy FUCK!
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT
Elon Musk looking downwards while wearing his iconic "MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT" hat.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT
Elon Musk wearing an oversized hat that reads, "I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT"
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
thinking about The Onion's "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t" for no real reason right now. what a classic!
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Andrew @derachi.com · 03/02/2025
He will never declare riichi.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
hey, while we're gutting and removing regulations, can we get asbestos back? i've kinda missed picking it apart and tossing it into the air whenever i'm bored as FUCK
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
knowing political cartoons is a blessing and a curse. on one hand, there are some hilariously stupid things i can witness. on the other hand, i am currently witnessing libs post a Chip goddamn Bok cartoon. if you dont know that name already: be happy!
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
They should remaster F-ZERO AX / GX so it can be on the Switch. Genuinely one of the greatest video games I've ever played. They should also maintain the naming convention they used for the Gamecube (GX) and Arcade (AX), which would give us Never mind, I have decided that this would be a bad idea,
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