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2nd place in the international 'worst shitposter' awards posts made by ME are signed cb

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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they aren't even fucking trying anymore, man
A Discord friend request from "hgfdsfgfdsz"
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
finally listening to aja
Steeleye Span - Below The Salt
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
god i love youtube comments
A short YouTube comment reply chain. It reads:

@GreatCornholioNeedTP
28 minutes ago
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?
2 Likes

@tnemmers5407
28 minutes ago
what
1 like

@GreatCornholioNeedTP
22 minutes ago
My ass. Nahhahahahah
2 likes
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is the media your grandpa is consuming
Screencap of a show, titled "COW GUY CLOSE." Styled similar to major news channels, the chyron reads, "OPTIONS TRADE IN CORN." To the left, an image of corn. To the right, the large, balding host of the show is clad in a cow print suit, bow tie, and white rimmed glasses, and he carries a fairly neutral expression on his face. Please note that this is a real show.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
god i love social media lol
an embarrassing crash out in which a user (rightfully) gets mad at The Algorithm being terrible, but for some reason, they decide to (incorrectly) whinge about "lobotomites" and "bitches" hating and mistreating the artwork that they posted.

the inciting factor for this crash out was that said artwork got far fewer Likes on bsky dot app compared to twitter dot com.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
technology is amazing
A web-based section titled "Popular Today"

HEADLINE: Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes

BODY PARAGRAPH: Scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report.

posted by CNN
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i hate to say it but this is literally always how it looks when someone's ranting about how underrated something is
YouTube video screenshot. Thumbnail features "Shimano" from the Yakuza series. The title is "The Most Intimidating Yakuza Villain That Everyone Ignores." The uploader is "ShimanoFan3000."
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
thanks for the help, google dot com
Google search for "who's that fat idiot wearing an ear bandage"

Google AI overview says that it's most likely Donald Trump
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
cant you see that im busy mourning. go ask somebody else
!! !! HELP US !! !! I beg you, my family is in dire need [heartbreak emoji] reposted your post
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Learn more about Birthday mode
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the electorate is not yet ready
A post that reads: I don't know how you win elections with "grinchmaxxing".
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
"its wild. because i am the one able to take him down" fascinating statement there, jeff. i truly wonder what it could mean
A series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee.

The only important information in this image is the timestamp on the bottom. I'll include it in the other image so that the important stuff is all together.Another series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee.

Sender: [redacted]
Time: 12/03/18 05:26:08 AM (565536368) 
Flags: 1060865 
Is Read: Yes
Is Invitation: No 
GUID: 8BF63F04-1947-4BB4-A4DD-A52A5ED1AFE4 
Message: It will all blow over! They're really just trying to take down Trump and doing 
whatever they can to do that...! 

Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com 
Time: 12/03/18 05:26:45 AM (565536405) 
Flags: 1085445 
Is Read: No 
Is Invitation: No 
GUID: 736A2116-F9FE-43F1-9AD4-F3DA7A377DB8 
Message: yes thx. 
its wild. because i am the one able to take him down
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
"Also, gently imply I have tapes." lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh
An email chain between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff released by the House Oversight Committee.

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E.  wrote: 
I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;) 

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff < > wrote: 
Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also, 
gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down 
Trump. Can't wait to hear?

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E.  wrote: 
[redacted]

On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 5:57 AM Michael Wolff < > wrote: 
Up? 

On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 6:02 AM jeffrey E.  wrote: 
Yes On conference finish in 10 min 

From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] 
Sent: 1/8/2018 11:27:44 AM 
To: Michael Wolff 
Subject: Re: 
The rich and powerful ALWAYS send lawyers letters . A book about any one of them takes more time to 
publish as I must be -and I am , meticulous about documentation and back up
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
a beautiful salute to Dick
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.
Surgery being done on a grape.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A Google Search result featuring a headline from Business Insider.

The headline reads, "Musk Shows Friends Chart of Benefits of MDMA, Mushrooms."

It was posted on October 11, 2022.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
just let it go man
A post by Elon Musk.
"Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot
Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!”
July 25 2022A second post by Elon Musk.
"Pitching my idea once again for a crossover of Das Boot & Boss Baby.

“Das Baby” – Hijinks on the high seas!"
October 15 2022A third post by Elon Musk.
"Das Boss Baby Boot – the ultimate crossover"
Has an image of The Boss Baby with text above it reading, "just GROK IT."
June 3 2025
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized. If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.
A photo of Nubby (of Nubby's Number Factory fame) above some Facebook comments. Each comment is asking for the removal of Nubby.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
ECONONY ...
Donald Trump with an arrow trending downwards. The word "econony" is right above him.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)
A photo of J.D. Vance in his gaming attire. He's inside of his gaming room.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's Picture Day!
J.D. Vance looking nice for Picture Day. He's holding a big lollipop, wearing his lollipop bow tie, and smiling.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A YouTube video titled, "Asbestos Material, Healing, and Spiritual Properties". The thumbnail appears to be generated.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
thanks Joe
Facebook · Joe Biden
8.2K+ reactions · 3 days ago
Title: I never thought I’d say this so many times about an American ...

Description: I never thought I'd say this so many times about an American president, but Trump tried to suck my cock and I let him. So much teeth holy FUCK!
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT
Elon Musk looking downwards while wearing his iconic "MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT" hat.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT
Elon Musk wearing an oversized hat that reads, "I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT"
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
sorry for posting anything from this moron but i need to share how fucking fantastic this post is op is asking musk's ai how to get to the minus world. the ai, obviously, gives bad instructions. musk does not notice this and thus uses it to advertise his ai for *medical tests* fucking LOL
Elon Musk writes,
"You can upload any image to Grok for analysis, from medical tests to video games!

Just tap the + button or paste the image into the entry bar."

Musk's post is a quote Tweet of a post from Luis Batalha, which reads,
"I had a hazy memory of a secret passage in Super Mario Bros but forgot how to access it. Grok unlocked the mystery instantly - just from a single photo of the TV!"

Luis' Tweet contains a screenshot of a conversation with Grok that asks how to get to a "secret passage" in Super Mario Bros. Based on the position of Mario in the image, it's obvious that he's asking how to get to the "minus world." Grok does not pick up on this, and it gives bad information, including an incorrect positioning for Mario and incorrect steps to perform the jump.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
By purchasing, you’re agreeing to our Bee Policy.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Been kinda shown by another, but here's the Chancellor overlaid at 0% (aka invisible lol), 4%, and 100% opacity:
SMRPG Keychain + 0% opacity ChancellorSMRPG Keychain + 4% opacity ChancellorSMRPG Keychain + 100% opacity Chancellor
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
man, i got a fair bit on my plate right now, between both working on my creative endeavors and working on accruing wealth in order to sustain my existence on this planet. i sure hope nothing else gets thrown in my face before the year ends The Humble Novel Coronavirus Today Known As SARS-CoV-2:
Coronavirus in a car with the caption "caronavirus" on the bottom
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i lol'd bsky.app/profile/whst...
Will Stancil (Democratic Party) ran for election to the Minnesota House of Representatives to represent District 61A. He lost in the Democratic primary on August 13, 2024. This is a "laugh out loud" moment.
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
me making poasts on the internet
belphegor shitting on the toilet
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
the world's greatest smallest hampburger
burger with cheese on top
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
everyone is so mean to me ......
toad is butt naked facing away from the camera
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
the way i fucking lost it when i got to the second line
a text post on steamcommunity.com that is cut off. the visible text reads as follows, with the line break added to explain why it is funny to me:

Sorry to be a downer, but IMO Valve will refuse to add this. Yes, it is a interesting idea.
[there is a line break here.]
but Russian Roulette is not something funny. Even though it is just a game, Valve will
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cofe @cofe.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
every time i open my freezer and i see this guys stupid fucking face i want to hit the container with a hammer
jimmy fallon handing the viewer a big fucking scoop of ice creams
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