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Dowager Allison Salmon

@codecrafty.bsky.social
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I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids. Programming Design Patterns Wonk. Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️‍🌈 I would rather be outside My opinions are my own. She/Her.

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Tommy Thompson @tommy.aiandgames.com · 5h
If you ever wonder how misaligned with reality the AI hype is with game dev, today I was reminded of a meeting where an AI bro tried to convince me his LLM tool would help games studios save money cus now they "don't have to hire 50 narrative designers". My guy, where you getting your information?
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 3h
Saw a job opening for puppeteer in a touring show and I'm going to be thinking about it all day. (I love my job and it would not be a practical lifestyle for me...but I guess I long for the open road?)
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 4h
How is it October already?! 🫪
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Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com · 4h
I've found that the struggle with loan words usually hits around the intermediate stage. They've learned how to pronounce a word they already know in their acquired language and internalize that as "correct" instead of "different" But "correct" is the pronunciation of the language you're speaking
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is awesome. I'm glad that graphic novel versions of so many works exist now! I'm also dyslexic and would like to add that audio books are awesome. Some books I would never get through reading with my eyes but have been very important to me after listening to them.
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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Itō Jakuchū's 'Frog' of 1790 for me is the iconic image of numbed uncomfortable bafflement at the predicament of existence in the coming modern world, much as Munch's 'Scream' expressed it through horror.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah....
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Erik Robson @erikrobson.net · 28/09/2026
A rundown of my mornings. This is what it takes to get two kids out the door every day.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok Bluesky! What is the culture of AI?
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ask them to point to the location where they feel the pain....go ahead, I'll wait.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MOTHER
A painting of a woman with boobs and three legs
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the predictive order drones press against your windows in their innumerable masses a thrumming undulation of beers and soaps and perfumes they know they must be invited in and cannot pass your threshold but they are eager, so eager for your attention just say Buy It Now just whisper it they can hear
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Roaming around Ginza looking for something to wear out tonight to bars/clubs. I feel chronically under dressed in Tokyo. I'm so unfashionably.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grrrrrrroooooooosssssss
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm part fae
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hamilton 'No' Reaction
Alt: Hamilton 'No' Reaction
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Terminator, but instead of an endoskeleton they have a fursu--goddamm it, this is Five Nights at Freddy's
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This should be illegal.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Angry Cat Table Flip
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A.I. versions of cute animal videos are NOT the worst thing one can make with A.I. But they feel so immensely, deeply infuriating, because the entire appeal of cute animal videos is something cute, wholesome, and heartwarming *actually happening.* Their reality IS THE POINT.
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KO_OP: 🪐 Wishlist Young Suns on Steam! @ko-op.com · 21/09/2026
We’re so excited to share our BRAND NEW trailer for Young Suns and announce that we’re launching on Steam on November 3rd! 🚀 ✨ Wishlist now! hi.youngsuns.com/Steam
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Realizing this morning that all my dreams have been stress dreams for months on end now 😞 last night's were particularly bad.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typhoooooooooon 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀 雨 雨 あっち行け!
A radar image of Japan showing Typhoon Dujuan passing the coast next to Tokyo. Tokyo and Tokyo bay is entirely covered in heavy rain.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/09/2026
2026
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a full 20% of your coworkers are this guy if you work in software
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026
no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 18/09/2026
a pretty good way to gauge the conversation is whether people are talking about harm or risk harm is about what's happening now already risk is about what could maybe happen in the future and basically the whole ai cult scene is in agreement that possible risks are more important than current harm
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Ajuna Soerjadi 🌸 @ethicsofai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For real!! Comedian Micky Overman says it like it is. Generally the only people even entertaining the thought of evil AGI are men. Women are too busy fixing the ACTUAL problems of AI, like idk, the way it automates, reproduces and exacerbates misogyny and makes all our lives worse...
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Banana Marching Band Cheer
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The others are just mostly exhausted 🫩
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me would be impressed but also probably a bit terrified. In a lot of ways I'm very proud of the ways I've grown and changed but obviously if I could've chosen what formative experiences I would have in life...I would not want my husband to die young.
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most exhausting part of making a game is definitely the part where you have to make the game
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need this.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OH hey I'm in this! Also note it was the Pandemic and for some reason I didn't really think through the whole "Oh I'm going to be visible on camera!" So I didn't even put on lipstick 😂😬
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Loooooong day. Working 2nd shift with jet lag 😴😴😴😴
A selfie of me in bed with just the top of my head showing from under the blanket....I am wearing a ハンギョドン quick dry hair towel hat....so it looks like I'm a sad fish.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
おはよございます!朝ごはんは何を食べますか?
Breakfast buffet at Breakfast lab in Ginza. You choose small dishes of traditional Japanese breakfast food. I have some miso soup, egg, salmon, rice and other assorted foods.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
as above so below
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Feeling joy when powerful people want you to feel despair is punk as fuck!
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Asked a teenager to make dinner
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I feel called out by this?
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He is right but only thinking about Art when grieving is because our society has tried to beat it out of us. Children are born creative; dancing, singing, drawing...but adults often shame them until they stop. Creating and enjoying Art is one of the most powerful sources of joy in the universe.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
もう一度東京 I'm back in Tokyo... different apartment. I'm feeling out of sorts and just had a crazy nightmare. Now I'm awake and hungry 🫪
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When shit feels bad, remember that WE ARE CURING CANCERRRR
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I worked on this and we actually never worked crunch on it cause the movie got delayed a year so we had LOADs of time...I was on maternity leave for the beginning, came back and we still had time to goof around with making the unreal engine a deferred renderer (that we didn't use!)
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