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Dowager Allison Salmon

@codecrafty.bsky.social
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I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids. Programming Design Patterns Wonk. Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️‍🌈 I would rather be outside My opinions are my own. She/Her.

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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My new travel companion
A small statue of a grumpy looking blue and yellow frog crossing its arms, wearing hiking boots and a purple backpack
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yokohama Oktoberfest 🍻
A selfie of me wearing a baseball hat that says ビ−ル and holding up a big glass of beer.View of the inside tent beer hall area with food and beer booths around the outside, tables and in the middle the stand for the band.A man facing away from the camera throwing a toddler into the airA sign showing the types of mugs you can get including some beer glasses with cats on them!
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Commute.
A picture of a packed stairway in hatchōbori station with folks walking up on the left and down on the rightA picture out a train window of elevated highways stretching out into the fog over Tokyo bay.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MOTHER
A painting of a woman with boobs and three legs
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typhoooooooooon 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀 雨 雨 あっち行け!
A radar image of Japan showing Typhoon Dujuan passing the coast next to Tokyo. Tokyo and Tokyo bay is entirely covered in heavy rain.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Loooooong day. Working 2nd shift with jet lag 😴😴😴😴
A selfie of me in bed with just the top of my head showing from under the blanket....I am wearing a ハンギョドン quick dry hair towel hat....so it looks like I'm a sad fish.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
おはよございます!朝ごはんは何を食べますか?
Breakfast buffet at Breakfast lab in Ginza. You choose small dishes of traditional Japanese breakfast food. I have some miso soup, egg, salmon, rice and other assorted foods.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
もう一度東京 I'm back in Tokyo... different apartment. I'm feeling out of sorts and just had a crazy nightmare. Now I'm awake and hungry 🫪
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A hot sauna and a river bath will fix me.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today is the 22nd anniversary of our wedding and the 6th anniversary without him. Love you forever and miss you always.
My husband and sitting on a flowered white and gold couch. Picture was from 25 years ago.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
A stuffie of a chibi pennywise
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bottle is empty 😱
Empty swing bottle of mead
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Went to see The Fire Show at the Madison Circus Space last night and it was HAWT!
A woman pole dancing with her shoes on fire, the top of the pole has a flaming circle, the woman is also holding a dragon pole behind her back.A woman holding a flaming tree like structure with a flaming headdress on.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Being a costumed character for events like story hours and mall openings. Yes I did get paid to do this but honestly I probably would have done it for free.
Me dressed as the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland. I am "sitting" on a mushroom (one of my legs is in the tail of the costume draping over the front of the Mushroom) The costume is basically a green sleeping bag...This was taken at an event at a Barnes and Noble. A picture of me dressed in a classic Alice In Wonder land costume looking up in surprise as I hold the hand of a women on stilts wearing a costume to look like the 3 of spades. This was taken at a Mall Opening that was Wonderland themed.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
UH..... wait wha? 👀 IMMENS? As in the German word for Immense?
"We are building Immens so that when you are using the engine, you are in control of what it is doing," he says. "You know what it's doing. You know the history of how it's doing it, so that you know it is repeatable. You can also create bespoke tools. The nature of the creative process is that you have a problem to solve: for example, creating five characters with this specific trait. Previously, you would have to plan this and perhaps work for weeks to get it done. Now, you can probably dream it up while drinking coffee and eating breakfast. That tool could be used like five times and then thrown away. This used to be super expensive. You really can make workflows that work exactly for what you want to do. That's really powerful."
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So how have things been in Madison since I've been away.....OH....
A post from Squashington Farm "Hey Madison - while we are processing the tragedy of the fatal shooting of Mr. Ruiz. we wanted to let you know we are planning to be at market tomorrow until 10am when the capital police will be shutting down the market. If you want some veg, com early. Stay later for the protest!"
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have things I need to do today but look at the sleepy baby who just wants me to continue napping.....
A black and grey pitty mix with her feet curled up and her head resting on a fleece blanket while snoozing peacefully
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Logging on to bluesky
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She has been glued to my side since I got home. I missed you too bubby 😘
Extreme close up of a black and tan pitbulls snoot and eyes.The same dog snuggling up against my side on a pink fleece blanket
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🔥🔥🔥
A kitkat bar that says "ki-to, kore de ii no da"Google translation of the last image with the text saying "kit, this is fine"
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yes 😭
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Rude! Don't you think I would if I could?
A screenshot from my Oura app showing a sleep score of 58 and the question "Can you sleep longer?"
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey so yesterday was my birthday. I ate some really good sushi and watched Backrooms. It was good.
A small blue and white glass bottle with sake in the foreground. In the background a large bottle of sake, a little blue and white glass cup, a piece of sushi and a large bottle of sake.Seared tuna sashimi A piece of squid sashimi being held by chopsticksAn older bald man arranging sushi on a plate.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#PikminBloom is pretty adorable. Also perfect for the amount of walking I'm doing here.
My daily summary from Pikmin bloom showing I walked 9502 steps around Tokyo while shoppingPikmin Bloom postcard of moon light stage in Chup City. There are five little Pikmin in front of the park statueA Pikmin bloom postcard of hon no mori library in Chuo city
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My favorite part of Japanese apartment kitchens is the grill drawer.
A drawer with a grill pulled out from a kitchen counter. The grill is full of green onion and carrots.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ran into the council meeting of the Bluesky elders today.
8 pigeons sitting on the eves and power lines in front of a high rise apartment in Tokyo. The wall is made of white stucco
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death claw machine meme with text "finally got you Mitch...wait...WTF Lindsey Graham?!"
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Also got caught in a downpour!
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Took a nice walk.
A rock gorge with a river and green foliage all around. There is a mist in the distance of the gorge.A small waterfall falling into the river surrounded by rock and greeneryAn arched bridge spanning the gorge.A very large tiger lily. White petals spotted with orange and lined with yellow.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Spending a weekend in Aiku at a ryokan and a little early birthday present to myself.
A kaiseki dinner at the ryokan....so much food and so delicious.2 futons made up for bedtime in a room with tatami mats.Me wearing a yukata, ready to head to the onsen for a pre-bed soak.Bento breakfast at the ryokan. Traditional fish, miso soup, pickles and rice and tea.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh oh! I got one of those too! I'm sure it's totally legit 🫠
An AI generated spam text advertising AI investing for your retirement if you join a whatsapp group
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy belated 4th?
A store in the Aeon in Shin-Urayasu called "American Holic"
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I started early.... Still making games but...
Selfie of me most of my face covered by a chicken. She is a beautiful black and white feathered chicken with a red comb and she looks pissed off.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Spent my day doing laundry and reading about the likelihood of a Mt. Fuji eruption... This quake woke me up last night.
A screenshot of information about a 5.6 earthquake last night with the epicenter near Mt. Fuji.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's weird going from never having felt an earthquake ever to feeling them several times a month 🫨
A screenshot of info about the 6.9 quake near Hokkaido today that giggled and wiggled us all the way in Tokyo.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Uh....I'm sure this is fine?
A screenshot from the Japan meteorology website showing 2 Typhoons headed toward Japan and kind of meeting up around Tokyo on Saturday and Sunday
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Saw this yesterday near Harajuku
A sign at a Japanese clothing store that says "Dun do fuckin' masturbation"
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As someone who remembers Unreal Script and begrudgingly has dealt with blueprints.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ::GASP:: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ::checks to see if it's 4/1:: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 ...
Epic saying they are moving to using a programming language called Verse in UE6
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A 90s version of the above photo where scribbled stars, a neon crown, sunglasses saying stay rad and "Xtreme TOFU" caption have been added.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh hey I'm back in Japan 🫨 eating コンビ二晩ご飯 and watching game shows.
Screenshot of info about the 5.5 magnitude earthquake that just giggled Japan.The well stocked shelves of Lawson's A bag on a hotel bed full of food from the konbini like strawberry Oreos, green tea, curry rice crackers and much moreA screenshot of the Japanese version of are you smarter than a fifth grader
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Bisexual lighting is real and it's the best for taking selfies....trick is you already have to be bisexual to use bisexual lighting properly.
A selfie of me wearing a red sequined fedora, a red and black sleeveless dress. The lighting is vaguely pink and purple with a inflatable pink fish behind me. What really makes this photo bisexual is that I am bisexual and also I have a tattoo of a naked women on my bicep which is a not so subtle sign that I might like women.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A landing in a building in Tokyo tiled with white tile. White pillars and 2 different stairwells are visible. It is at night and appears to be completely empty of people.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When I was younger I wanted to be a falconer...I guess this is kinda close?
A grey and black feathered chicken perching on my forearm and eating snacks out of my daughter's hand. I am looking at the camera bemused.Another view of a chicken perching on my arm with her yellow feet gripping my wrist
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This game is great 🤣
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So I guess we aren't going for a walk?
A black and grey pitbull mix with a leash attached fully laying down to take a nap in the grass.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Good to be home for a bit. Foraged and farmed bounty from the backyard tiny farm.
A blue colander with 2 eggs (one brown one blue) chive blossoms and mintChive blossom infused saltChive blossom infused vinegar in a flip-top jar.A bunch of bottles of mead with homemade printed labels sitting on a cutting board. There is lilac Mead and dandelion oolong mead.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wine caps are also pretty easy. I tried to grow them in a bed of wood chips and they ended up all over the hill under my elderberry bushes.
A bunch of mushrooms with deep red brown caps growing in the grass under bushes.A bunch of wine cap mushrooms in a bowl on a marble counter
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I've tried several ways to grow mushrooms in my backyard. The most successful has been oyster mushrooms spawn in a bucket of soaked hay! I got several flushes like this last summer with just one bucket.
A large black bucket sitting in the grass with groups of oyster mushrooms growing out of holes drilled into the bucket.
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Dowager Allison Salmon @codecrafty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm honored to now carry this work of art upon my body.
A gorgeous Kuno style line art tattoo with a botanical theme and an ensō incorporated into the design.
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