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@cobraburger.bsky.social
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Smash burgers in Richmond, VA 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧 HAIL BURGERS, HAIL THE PEOPLE www.cobraburger.com

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Oh also I’m hiring immediately for the kitchen. If you or someone you know needs a gig and wants to embrace the grease, hit me up. info@cobraburger.com
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
These are a great alternative to bleach but are a bit more expensive. They take up less room though. www.aquatabs.us
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Aquatabs Home - Aquatabs US
Drinking Water, Anytime, Anywhere As you enjoy time outdoors, it’s important to know that your drinking water is safe. You can have this assurance from Aquatabs, the world’s most trusted water purific...
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Do yourself a solid and pick one of these up. For real. This is likely to happen again. www.sawyer.com/product/sque... Also grab some bleach and google ratios for sanitizing water. Yes regular bleach will do the job. #rva #rvadine
sawyer.com
Squeeze | Sawyer Products
Ideal for hiking, camping, hunting, fishing, emergency prep, or traveling abroad, Sawyer's Squeeze Water Filter ensures access to clean water in the backcountry or anywhere in the world.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Hey hi what’s up Richmond! We haven’t posted in a month because I’m fucking sick of social media but just in case you hadn’t seen it yet. rva.gov/press-releas... #rva #rvadine
rva.gov
City of Richmond Issues Boil Water Advisory for Customers in Some City Neighborhoods | Richmond
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ain’t it grand?
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Not yet. But once they’re printed you can.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’ll put your name on one!
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Guess I’ll just have to drink more beer 🤷‍♂️
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Oh hell yes
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Tremendous even
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ya know I said the same thing
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Oh cool. Nice. Awesome. This is cool and nice and awesome for us. Nice. Hell yeah. www.richmonder.org/federal-gove... #rva #virginia
richmonder.org
Federal government cancels $12 million grant scheduled for Richmond water plant
"By cutting funding for critical infrastructure, the federal government is shifting significant costs directly onto our residents and ratepayers."
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/04/2025
Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger theonion.com/dainty-...
Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger

Fastidious Diner Opts For Less Meat Instead Of More Meat
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
HAHAHA OH HELL YEAH! @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social is back again on fucking 4/20 y’all. This time instead of fried chicken we are doing breakfast for dinner. Nice! Keep yer eyes peeled for the food menu 😘 (it’s also easter Sunday and we gonna get reeeeal blasphemous 😈) #rva #rvadine
A flyer for a Nightcrawler pop up at Cobra Burger on Sunday April 20th.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/04/2025
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine
A hand popping the runny egg yolk on a Wake ‘n’ Snake breakfast sandwich
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine
Oliv, the bar manager at Cobra Burger holding the a T-shirt. On the shirt is a cartoon cobra smashing a cartoon beef patty monsterThe front of the T-shirt with the words Cobra Burger in a stylized typeface
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Don’t worry, I’ll post the shirts tomorrow 😘
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So I WAS going to post about our new shirts today but SOMETHING compelled me to share this flyer we’ve had hanging behind the register for a few years. What could it be… hmmm. #marchformyass #rva #rvadine
A pro abortion flyer hung behind the register at Cobra Burger.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Ohhhhh shit. Ok, it’s game over now y’all. Fucking @kwamschicken.bsky.social is on BlueSky? HELL yes and I mean HELL YES. Good to see you buddy ♥️♥️♥️ #rvadine #rva
A screen shot of Kwam’s Chicken Project BlueSky profile
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Eileen Mellon @eileen-mellon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@cobraburger.bsky.social went fried chicken for the night! #nightofthecockatrice
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/03/2025
interesting
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’ll post the full menu here soon!
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
HEY HIGH SUP? @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social will be here again this Sunday 2/23 for more damn cocktails aaaand MORE GODDAMN COCKATRICE FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICHES. Also the homie @eileen-mellon.bsky.social wrote up this sick ass article bout it. Nice! richmondmagazine.com/restaurants-... #rva #rvadine
richmondmagazine.com
No Holds Barred
A monthly pop-up from Cobra Burger and Nightcrawler promises the unpredictable
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You’ve just gotta ask 🥹
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This picture has nothing to do with anything I just typed but Matty and Moe look real cute and I knew it would get your attention.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva
Two very handsome gentleman hugging while enjoying a burger
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What a different world we could have.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
🥵THE RVA MUFFULETTA 🥵 PATTIES, PROVOLONE, FRIED SMOKED BOLOGNA, OLIVE TAPENADE MAYO, CHOW CHOW RELISH. PRESSED ON THE FLAT TOP FOR THAT DAMN PANINI EFFECT HAHAHAHA OH HELL YEAH #rvadine #rva #muffuletta
A hand holding the new RVA Muffuletta burger
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
MENU CHANGE TOMORROW LAST DAY FOR WINTER BURGERS! We’ve got a few favorites coming back and a brand new dude hitting the menu. Hell yeah. Honestly I think my social media brain might be atrophying. Nice. #rvadine #rva
The Sad Cathy burger placed in front of a bed of fries
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’m sure they’ll edit this to a one star review but frankly Scarlett I don’t give a shit. It’s just a burger bro. It’s not like the government is stripping funding from crucial organizations and programs that will affect the lives of everyday people. Now that would be an injustice. Hey wait…
A screen shot of a two star review on Google for Cobra Burger with a snarky but warranted response from the restaurant.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
♥️♥️♥️
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Let’s do this
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hey so I almost forgot WE HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 4 GODDAMN YEARS TODAY!!! To celebrate have some Buttermilk Ranch… FOREVER! From here on out we will have 2 oz sides, 8oz portions and 16oz glass jars of our house made ranch for sale. Hell yeah. Nice :-) #rvadine #rva
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I promise there will be burg pics
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small naturals @doughbby.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
here I made this meme about burgers pls enjoy. ps I 💕 cobra borger
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Fuck yes I looooove Doechii!
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I will be reposting memes tho. Cause that shits just fun.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Damn. Deleting Instagram has been awesome. I didn’t realize how much of my attention it took. Definitely approaching this account differently. I’ll post when we have events coming or menu changes of course. I don’t think I’m gonna do the post every day thing here tho. Shit’s exhausting.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Lavar Burton as Jordie la Forge in Start Trek saying no way to the Kombucha Lady making first an ew no face, and then a hmmm maybe face.
Below is Jordie la Forge saying awww yeah to Luigi Mangione making a skeptical face then a cute puppyish oh okay maybe face
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Yooooo thanks @skelerva.bsky.social for the gift! Golden Cobra is sick as hell!
A golden cobra statue
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
OK! Menu change coming in hot at the beginning of March. If you haven’t had an Alex yet wtf man? Pretty easily our most popular winter burg! Nice! . LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 I’M SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE WOAH IT’S ALMOST MARCH! BUT ALSO I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY MARCH?! #rvadine #rva
A picture of the Alex burger with text listing the ingredients as: patties, Gruyère, bacon, charmelized onions, horsey sauce and red cabbage slaw
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Yessssss the homies @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social are here! Give them a follow! #rva #rvadine
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
T-shirt and sticker yes but I can’t ship the ranch 🥺 it’s made and packaged in house so it ain’t ready for a life on the road.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
OPEN TONIGHT! We will be here for your burgering needs 🙂‍↕️ ALSO, remember that artwork I shared yesterday? Well it’s not just gonna be a sick ass T-shirt and sticker. It’s going on the label for retail jars of our GODDAMN HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK RANCH. Coming soon! (click for full image) #rvadine #rva
A label for our house made buttermilk ranch including artwork, ingredients and our contact information.
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
HEY SO WE ARE GOING TO BE CLOSED TONIGHT BECAUSE IT’S SNOWY DOODOO OUTSIDE AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE CREW GETTING HOME AFTER DARK. BACK AT IT TOMORROW THO. (yeah I know technically Marv isn’t covered in snow in this pic but it works. just go with it 😘)
Marv from the Home Alone movies covered in flour and making a funny face.
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Eileen Mellon @eileen-mellon.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
50 years of Bamboo Cafe! It was so much fun to dive into the history of the quintessential neighborhood bar and rehash the memories from over the decades. Such a special, very Richmond, institution. Cheers! ❤️🍸 #rva
richmondmagazine.com
Built to Last
50 years of Bamboo Cafe, Richmond’s quintessential neighborhood bar
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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
He’ll be on the socks
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