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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

HAHAHA OH HELL YEAH! @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social is back again on fucking 4/20 y’all. This time instead of fried chicken we are doing breakfast for dinner. Nice! Keep yer eyes peeled for the food menu 😘 (it’s also easter Sunday and we gonna get reeeeal blasphemous 😈) #rva #rvadine

A flyer for a Nightcrawler pop up at Cobra Burger on Sunday April 20th.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine

A hand popping the runny egg yolk on a Wake ‘n’ Snake breakfast sandwich

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine

Oliv, the bar manager at Cobra Burger holding the a T-shirt. On the shirt is a cartoon cobra smashing a cartoon beef patty monster

The front of the T-shirt with the words Cobra Burger in a stylized typeface

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

So I WAS going to post about our new shirts today but SOMETHING compelled me to share this flyer we’ve had hanging behind the register for a few years. What could it be… hmmm. #marchformyass #rva #rvadine

A pro abortion flyer hung behind the register at Cobra Burger.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Ohhhhh shit. Ok, it’s game over now y’all. Fucking @kwamschicken.bsky.social is on BlueSky? HELL yes and I mean HELL YES. Good to see you buddy ♥️♥️♥️ #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva

Two very handsome gentleman hugging while enjoying a burger

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

🥵THE RVA MUFFULETTA 🥵 PATTIES, PROVOLONE, FRIED SMOKED BOLOGNA, OLIVE TAPENADE MAYO, CHOW CHOW RELISH. PRESSED ON THE FLAT TOP FOR THAT DAMN PANINI EFFECT HAHAHAHA OH HELL YEAH #rvadine #rva #muffuletta

A hand holding the new RVA Muffuletta burger

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

MENU CHANGE TOMORROW LAST DAY FOR WINTER BURGERS! We’ve got a few favorites coming back and a brand new dude hitting the menu. Hell yeah. Honestly I think my social media brain might be atrophying. Nice. #rvadine #rva

The Sad Cathy burger placed in front of a bed of fries

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I’m sure they’ll edit this to a one star review but frankly Scarlett I don’t give a shit. It’s just a burger bro. It’s not like the government is stripping funding from crucial organizations and programs that will affect the lives of everyday people. Now that would be an injustice. Hey wait…

A screen shot of a two star review on Google for Cobra Burger with a snarky but warranted response from the restaurant.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Hey so I almost forgot WE HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 4 GODDAMN YEARS TODAY!!! To celebrate have some Buttermilk Ranch… FOREVER! From here on out we will have 2 oz sides, 8oz portions and 16oz glass jars of our house made ranch for sale. Hell yeah. Nice :-) #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Yooooo thanks @skelerva.bsky.social for the gift! Golden Cobra is sick as hell!

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

OK! Menu change coming in hot at the beginning of March. If you haven’t had an Alex yet wtf man? Pretty easily our most popular winter burg! Nice! . LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 I’M SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE WOAH IT’S ALMOST MARCH! BUT ALSO I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY MARCH?! #rvadine #rva

A picture of the Alex burger with text listing the ingredients as: patties, Gruyère, bacon, charmelized onions, horsey sauce and red cabbage slaw

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

OPEN TONIGHT! We will be here for your burgering needs 🙂‍↕️ ALSO, remember that artwork I shared yesterday? Well it’s not just gonna be a sick ass T-shirt and sticker. It’s going on the label for retail jars of our GODDAMN HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK RANCH. Coming soon! (click for full image) #rvadine #rva

A label for our house made buttermilk ranch including artwork, ingredients and our contact information.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

HEY SO WE ARE GOING TO BE CLOSED TONIGHT BECAUSE IT’S SNOWY DOODOO OUTSIDE AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE CREW GETTING HOME AFTER DARK. BACK AT IT TOMORROW THO. (yeah I know technically Marv isn’t covered in snow in this pic but it works. just go with it 😘)

Marv from the Home Alone movies covered in flour and making a funny face.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

HEY THERE BLUESKY WE’RE HERE FOR REAL NOW SORRY BOUT IT NO I’M NOT ANYWAY CHECK OUT THIS DESIGN FOR OUR NEXT SHIRT HELL YEAH ITCHY AND SCRATCHY #rva #rvadine #itchyandscratchy #thesimpsons

A T-shirt design in the style of The Simpsons cartoon series depicting a cartoon cobra smashing a cartoon cat made of ground beef

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Hey hi there how about some burger and but also FRANK content? Has BlueSky seen Frank yet?! THIS IS IMPORTANT! . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30!ALSO IT’S SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT ALSO ALSO GO SIGN UP FOR PUR NEWSLETTER ON THE WEBSITE. I SWEAR IT WON’T BE MUCH MAIL. FOR REAL. #rva #rvadine

A flyer for the Sad Cathy burger. The text lists the ingredients as follows: beef patties, smoked Gouda, oyster, beech and shiitake mushrooms, black garlic mayo and pickled fennel

A picture of Frank the orange tabby cat laying on a black pillow with the word “FRAK” above his head.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

ABOLISH ICE SHIRTS ARE LIVE AT THE SPOT ALL PROCEEDS AFTER COST GOING TO @aclu.org #abolishice #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I’m not sure on the last post if the “yes” that was commented a bunch was for the burger or the memes… or both? Anyway for now have the memes that we’ve been posting to that other place. #rvadine #rva . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 NICE!

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

INCEPTION BURGER is not on the menu but I’m wondering like… what if we did it one night. Or make it an “if you know” type situation. What you are witnessing is two single patty smash burgs that have themselves been smashed on the flat top with two more patties smashed between them. #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Y’ALL GO FOLLOW @miss-elaine-neous.bsky.social YA HEAR? I’m not normally one for food influencers but she is truly one of the good ones. We’ve gotta build up the #rvadine scene on here. It ain’t gonna happen by itself!

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Hey BlueSky have you had a damn MSG Burger yet? WHY THE SHIT NOT?! Pattie’s with chz, Burger Venom Mayo, MSG pickled shiitake, runny egg and GOTDAMN green onions. DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 C’MON NOW! #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

For anyone wondering this is the app! You log in with your BlueSky account. It’s like old school Instagram. Needs some work but super promising. Looks like the developer is taking feedback too. Cool! @pinksky.app

A screen cap of the PinkSky app in the Apple App Store.

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh shiiiiit hell yes PinkSky! This is what I’m talking about. Here’s to hoping this pops off! #rvadine #rva #pinkskyPost

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Well goddamn last night was a wild one. Nightcrawler is absolutely KILLING the cocktail game and we’ve got our first fried chicken night under our belts. Certainly won’t be the last! #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

COME THROUGH AND HELP US RAISE SOME FUNDS! AVAILABLE ALL DAY OR UNTIL WE SELL OUT. ALSO DONATING PROCEEDS FROM GARTER SNAKES FOR THE DAY FOR Y’ALL VEG HEADS 🖤🖤🖤 #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

BEEF GROUND FRESH IN HOUSE DAILY, DELIVERED WEEKLY FROM A GODDAMN LOCAL FARM YEAH IT’S MORE EXPENSIVE AND THAT SUCKS BUT WE LOVE AND SUPPORT LOCAL YOU SHOULD TOO WAIT I GUESS YOU DO IF YOU COME HERE HELL YEAH NICE JOB MAN THANK YOU . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Cocktail menu for Night of the Cockatrice with Nightcrawler slingin drinks. This Sunday 6pm-sell out! #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

A SLIGHTLY SMALLER MOOD BOARD FOR BLUESKY BECAUSE I CAN ONLY ADD 4 PICS . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 HEAT SHOULD BE FIXED BY THE TIME WE OPEN! #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Hey so check it out a Big Baby Butter Burger nice! I guess I should probably add out website to our bio shouldn’t I? K. Brb. Gonna do that now. . DOORS AT 5 UNHAPPY HOUR TILL 6:30 COME THRU FOR A BURGER AND A BEER BROOOOOOO #rva #rvadine

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

NIGHTCRAWLER AT COBRA 1/26 6PM-SELL OUT Gonna be some real tasty bevs and some real tasty chicken sandos, etc. etc. See y’all! #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Hey look @recluseroasting.bsky.social is here! Go follow them and let’s convince them to start posting some stuff #rvadine #rva

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

In the interest of breaking up your feed while you doom scroll, check out this menu for Night of the Cockatrice this Sunday! Food by us and cocktails by Nightcrawler (they aren’t on this platform yet but I’ll get them here). 6pm-sell out. #rva #rvadine

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Oh FUCK yes we’ve got @1115mobilekitchen.bsky.social and the legendary Richmond Magazine food writer @eileen-mellon.bsky.social on here? Let’s goooooo #rva #rvadine

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Just messing with some video editing so I don’t have to download shit from IG given the point is to get AWAY from meta. Looking forward to seeing @skylight.social up and running! #rvadine #rve #smashburger #burgers #food #foodie

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Oh hey there! Have y’all tried this west coast ipa from Mikerphone Brewing? It’s called Cuff and Crease and it’s super tasty. Anyway, get out for a walk today if you can. Maybe around 1pm starting at Monroe Park. Just for funsies 🤷‍♂️

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

TOTALLY FINE TOTALLY NORMAL EVERYTHING IS GREAT COOL AWESOME NOTHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE HAHAHA COOL GREAT COOL

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

FEELING WEIRD FEELING ANXIOUS FEELING LIKE UHHHHH JUST YA KNOW STRANGE BUT STILL WE BURGER ON . LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 GOING TO WORK ON PHASING OUT IG OVER THE NEXT MONTH OR SO BECAUSE FUCK ZUCK AND THE WHOLE GODDAMN OLIGARCHY K LOVE YOU BYE #smashburger #burger #cobraburger #rva #saintluigi

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Repost from the damn IG. Just trying to add content. Thanks for being here duuuuuuudes #smashburger #richmond #rva #yestherearehashtags #nice #cobraburger

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Cobra Burger @cobraburger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Legit zero idea how this app works. I never really used twitter. But in the interest of leaving anything meta here soon I’ll start cross posting here. Enjoy a damn burg pic.

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