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jax

@coastlines.bsky.social
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Beer, hockey, tacos, and pizza at any given time. #TeamSaison

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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 12h
Are the Sharks back???? (One night special only)
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 12h
Sheesh, I love hockey.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best part of waking up is Mexican ska in your cup.
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Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
So just a bra?
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are so back x 3
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Boston Bruins Patrice Bergeron Goal Celebration
ALT: Boston Bruins Patrice Bergeron Goal Celebration
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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just want to congratulate doge for removing the pool of blood from that image before uploading it to their main page.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please do not put gingers on my screen while I’m ovulating, thank you for your attention to this matter.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this how I find out Andy Dalton is still in the league? I thought he was coaching peewee football by now.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IS THAT RICKY MARTIN???
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I’m rooting for the Ravens (my chosen AFC team).
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I recommend getting a Velcro cat that is okay with being your pillow. It also helps if they’re 20 pounds.
Me, featuring purple glasses today, laying on my purple comforter, pink and green ska sheets peeking through, laying on a big baby black cat
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. In 2025, he made 1,794x more. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers? I will continue my boycott of Starbucks.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My therapist told me that I look lighter and happier. And then we delved into the last 4 weeks of my life and she progressively got more excited and happier for me. Just like I screamed tonight “Time alone is always healing”
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Cindy Lou Peeples @milheril.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to buy this for @coastlines.bsky.social
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Go poop girl (One of our friends has IBS)
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I must be in my feels, I’m listening to Diamond Eyes.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make it stop
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I genuinely cannot put any brain power to gaming out these scenarios. I’m going to put my head down and just do the work I always do, expect the worst, hope for the best. Hope in Texas exists in a vacuum these days.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anyone have a fantasy hockey league I can join?
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I played elite club volleyball for 8 years. I had several full ride scholarship offers, including Big 10 & PAC 12 schools. I quit my senior year because I was beyond burnt out. Sports culture is so weird. You’re forced to grow up quickly but also manage unhinged adults lofty expectations.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I made it to Fat Bear Week.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Make sure your friends are registered. Make voting a social activity! Go vote together, then go grab dinner or a beer or watch a movie. Anything to make voting less a “chore” for non voter friends. The truth is lives depend on this election.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 22/09/2026
your regular reminder that all is not well for those of us living in red states that women are still bleeding out in parking lots and dying because they can’t access abortion care we deserve not to die
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing Pretty Girls Make Graves tonight was the capitulation of an amazing weekend. I’m me, I’m confident, I’m cunty, I’m free, but most importantly I’m so fucking happy and loved.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are so fucking back
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when airlines used to give you blankets and pillows upon request? Or was that a fever dream?
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Headed into the second busiest weekend of my year. Feeling so thankful and really in love with my life right now. I forgot just how good things can be when I’m an active participant in my own life.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Mitch McConnell you saw isn’t real. It’s cake.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also a view of him leaving the Spurs
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sleep sounds like shit.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
theonion.com
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
WASHINGTON—Saying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided, President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midai...
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just have to make it to Fat Bear Week in 12 days and my troubles will ease.
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Cindy Lou Peeples @milheril.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You would have loved this.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A little bummed I didn’t wake up to Tear Dungeon releasing “Charley Kirks Neckhole Fleshlight” as a single today.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I heard the headline last night on NPR, they pointed out how it was a bribe, and my first thought was I can’t wait for their headline on this in the morning. Annnnnd this is what we got.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The post trip blues hit harder when it was a trip full of memories, new and old friends, and stepping out of your comfort zone and letting your guard down, just to see what happens. It was the healing I didn’t know I needed to experience first hand.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ez mode solidarity opportunity you might not have been aware of. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Protein bros are losing it
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I did not have walking around SFO with a very visible hickey on my neck on my bingo card but here we are. This counts as my own “nature is healing”
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The walk of shame (or pride?) hits different when it’s walking to public transit and you don’t know which direction to walk.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Heading to the game at Oracle Park today. A dream to get to visit that ballpark. Also, just so happens my Cards are in town.
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Randomly got invited to the band Disney World trip next year!
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jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did 4 days of ska/punk shows at Bottom of the Hill, capping it off with Helms Alee with free hot diggity dawgs on the patio. 10/10 trip so far.
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