jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 11hI saw a video of an Irish woman yelling at people waiting to board a plane to Tel Aviv and it made my night 110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 12hI mean, the guy was clearly Mexican so saying he’s a recent so-cal transplant is a little dense. 000
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 12hI’m hoping for a tie or a Padres win so my meetings get canceled tomorrow 🙂↕️ 120
Reposted by jaxalice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 18hi think this needs to be broken up into divisions: - beefcake (the big bois) - boy band (tiger beat looking mfs) - romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive) - hear me out 1513731
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 13hRooting for the Padres: they have JuneShine on tap at Petco, if they make it to the WS (big if, I know) I’ll be in SD for work and can probably luck into tickets, EP Chihuahuas are their AAA affiliate, and the SA Missions are their AA affiliate. No brainer all around. 110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 17hIt’s okay!! We take the SA vs Austin rivalry a lil too seriously 🤣🤣 000
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 19hImagine, a yard of boozy Baja Blast while you take in the blasts of the Alamostatic.klipy.comAbsolute Cinema Raccoon MemeALT: Absolute Cinema Raccoon Meme 030
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 19hCommentators jinxed them when fawning over their bullpen strategy in game 2 010
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 19hThe real travesty was the planned Taco Bell Cantina getting canned because of the pandemic 140
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 20hSuggesting enchiladas at Mi Tierra is borderline criminal, but also fair 110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 20hThe amount of times I tell people to check out the basement at the Alamo when they come to visit. It’s a litmus test of whether we can truly be friends if they get the reference. Enjoy your stay! We’re a cool city 1110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 20hTurning on the game. When I turned it on on Monday, they had that double run inning to take the lead. No promises though 010
Reposted by jaxBoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/10/2026Oh fuck I love my girlfriend! Any of y'all love your girlfriend? Smash that reblog button if you love your girlfriend! 411548
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They’re really gross now, grosser than I remember. (Took communion for my moms wedding) 010
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Which sports’ athletes are more religious? Baseball or football? Is basketball in there at all? 010
Reposted by jaxRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026american idiot by green day had a huge impact on me it made me decide that green day was incredibly corny and they should start doing meth again 4752
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh god. Did you see the full clip with the guy asking if they’re eating meatball subs at halftime? 🤣🤣🤣 110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 04/10/2026JER is really great live. I’m happy to catch them again and not have to drive to Austin to do it 🏁 010
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why is Greg Olsen still warbling on my TV? There really isn’t anyone better for this? 042
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Going to make all my friends go to a ska show to celebrate. 110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The new Tear Dungeon album is out. I feel like everyone can appreciate the second track. Here’s a little throwback to August when I saw them at 3am under a bridge in Austin. 110
jax @coastlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not sure why I thought this was Frank Turner on first glance 010
