Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hal Jordan's ring needs to be recharged more often than my aging Apple Watch. #Laterns. 000
Reposted by JorlanStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The best part of the Odyssey is when Agamemnon turns to the camera and says, "Trade wars are good and easy to win." 231453139
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026www.cltampa.com/news/a-77-ye...cltampa.comA 77-year-old Republican man is staging a solo protest against St. Pete’s Flock camerasCarl Gunn in St. Petersburg, Florida on July 25, 2026. Photo by Valerie Smith. Carl Gunn, 77, was concerned for his privacy when he spotted a camera 010
Reposted by JorlanAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"Hello Gianni, suspend all Belgium" 3460698
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Hold, hold, hold your phone Gently as you stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a meme. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fun times when your Uber driver starts high strangeness talk but I’m well read from @patternstellstories.com 0141
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You have not experienced fútbol until you have heard it in the original Español. 000
Reposted by JorlanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was. 25872022803
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The full Dialog member list and scraped html are here: github.com/nzaki-dev/di...github.comGitHub - nzaki-dev/dialog: the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026. Contribute to nzaki-dev/dialog development by creating an account on GitHub. 022
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Bleach the Swamp! Bleach the Swamp! newrepublic.com/post/211924/...newrepublic.comTrump Team Dumps Bleach in Reflecting Pool to Hide Renovation FailureThat’s a great shade of American Flag … green. 000
Reposted by JorlanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/05/2026-Trump Airlines -Trump Beverages -Trump Casinos -Trump Magazine -Trump Mortgage -Trump Steaks -Trump's Travel Site -Trumpnet -Trump Tower Tampa -Trump University -Trump Vodka -Trump Fragrances -Trump Mattress -Trump Mobile -Trump's Shield of the Americas -Trump's Board of Peace It's all a scam. 1321760706
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Wishing him all the replay-worthy sacks in the upcoming season. 000
Reposted by JorlanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true. 384119275431
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026www.nytimes.com/2026/05/25/a...nytimes.comIn ‘For All Mankind,’ America Wins by Losing 000
Reposted by JorlanRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 12/05/2026why did elon musk invent the borg 930664
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56q...youtube.comMy Room - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Apparently it's only illegal when the peasants do it. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...nbcnews.comU.S. soldier involved in Maduro raid charged with betting on the operationThe special forces soldier allegedly made more than $400,000 on Polymarket as a result of the bets, prosecutors say. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I'm sure she's glad to be the furthest Phillies fan from Philly after the miserable start to the season. 020
Reposted by JorlanPetergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 31/03/2026Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it. 2388442822
Reposted by JorlanMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Epstein ran a decades-long criminal conspiracy involving some of the most powerful and influential people on Earth. And, what’s hilarious about it, is that the most influential people on Earth come off as huge fucking losers. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/epstein-sh...michaelianblack.substack.comEpstein Showed Me ChinatownAs we await the ground invasion of Iran (or not), my attention returns to the Epstein Files. 1421947
Reposted by JorlanRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 26/03/2026find my saucer section 1124938
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Dune...has never really called to me. I feel I should just chaotically watch the 1984 movie, read the book until I get bored, then indulge the Villeneuve films. Advice? 100
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Imagine being time-warped to the year 2000 and trying to explain the current timeline. There's no way you would not be institutionalized. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026@barackobama.bsky.social I'm mean, Mr. President, if we're talking about third terms as if they're a real thing... 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The only positive note about this Trump Cabinet: It has cured my imposter syndrome. 052
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This war is fucking stupid. That said, I'm patiently waiting for the first A-10 air-to-air kill.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a sandy beach with wavesALT: a black and white photo of a sandy beach with waves 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I just reviewed ADS-B data over Albuquerque for today. Not one Sheriff's airship, Black Hawk, or a Civil Air Patrol Cessna has been searching the local trailheads for a potential missing hiker. So why? www.kob.com/new-mexico/r...kob.comRetired Kirtland AFB major general still missing in Bernalillo CountyBernalillo County deputies are seeking help to find a missing retired major general from Kirtland Air Force Base. 000
Reposted by JorlanRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"More than 3,000 people attended the Mass and walked in the procession. "Families affected by immigration enforcement were among the first to receive ashes from Cupich, in a highly symbolic reversal of the marking and tracking many say defines their daily lives." www.ncronline.org/news/god-doe...ncronline.org'God does not need papers': Cardinals spend Ash Wednesday with ICE detainees, their familiesCardinal Blase Cupich led a Mass in Chicago, which was attended by relatives of those who have been detained or deported. Cardinal Joseph Tobin celebrated Masses inside an ICE detention center in Newa... 7855881545
Reposted by JorlanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein tiesmedia.tenor.comsquidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a windowALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window 602161352869
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Morning everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxwc...youtube.comdamn good coffeeYouTube video by Karl Nilsson 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026LFG. youtu.be/gTXvAsUwrvEyoutu.bePatriotYouTube video by Alexander S. Vindman 111
Reposted by JorlanMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement. 7693758311752
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026My thanks to "Pink Coat Lady" for doing her civic duty under duress. You're the hero today. 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026If you have to wear a lapel pin of yourself, you might be a fascist loser. 020
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Good primer on explaining to your MAGA relatives what "Murder 2" is. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...nytimes.comVideo: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in MinneapolisAn analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire. 000
Reposted by JorlanRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 04/01/2026klingon bird of prey admin password default 1830230
Reposted by JorlanJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop… 1132856946
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Let's go 2026. tenor.com/view/jon-sno...tenor.comJon Snow Sword GIF - Jon Snow Sword GOT - Discover & Share GIFsClick to view the GIF 010