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Jorlan

@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
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"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.

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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hal Jordan's ring needs to be recharged more often than my aging Apple Watch. #Laterns.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The best part of the Odyssey is when Agamemnon turns to the camera and says, "Trade wars are good and easy to win."
Christopher Nolan's version of Agamemnon, who looks like a Greek helmet version of Darth Vader
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.cltampa.com/news/a-77-ye...
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A 77-year-old Republican man is staging a solo protest against St. Pete’s Flock cameras
Carl Gunn in St. Petersburg, Florida on July 25, 2026. Photo by Valerie Smith. Carl Gunn, 77, was concerned for his privacy when he spotted a camera
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Hello Gianni, suspend all Belgium"
Trump falling the FIFA manager
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hold, hold, hold your phone Gently as you stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a meme.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fun times when your Uber driver starts high strangeness talk but I’m well read from @patternstellstories.com
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You have not experienced fútbol until you have heard it in the original Español.
Klingons from the dinner scene in Star Trek VI.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The full Dialog member list and scraped html are here: github.com/nzaki-dev/di...
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GitHub - nzaki-dev/dialog: the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026
the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026. Contribute to nzaki-dev/dialog development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bleach the Swamp! Bleach the Swamp! newrepublic.com/post/211924/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Team Dumps Bleach in Reflecting Pool to Hide Renovation Failure
That’s a great shade of American Flag … green.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@kingmilkfart.bsky.social Pleeeeeeeeeeease? :)
A detached polyp from our Dear Leader's colon holding up a piece of paper.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
-Trump Airlines -Trump Beverages -Trump Casinos -Trump Magazine -Trump Mortgage -Trump Steaks -Trump's Travel Site -Trumpnet -Trump Tower Tampa -Trump University -Trump Vodka -Trump Fragrances -Trump Mattress -Trump Mobile -Trump's Shield of the Americas -Trump's Board of Peace It's all a scam.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wishing him all the replay-worthy sacks in the upcoming season.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/25/a...
nytimes.com
In ‘For All Mankind,’ America Wins by Losing
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Kirk asking the important questions: "What does God need with a Ballroom?"
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
why did elon musk invent the borg
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm no @kingmilkfart.bsky.social but I tried.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Regarding pastors being "briefed" on UAP...
What does God need with a Starship? - Capt. Kirk.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56q...
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My Room - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Apparently it's only illegal when the peasants do it. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
nbcnews.com
U.S. soldier involved in Maduro raid charged with betting on the operation
The special forces soldier allegedly made more than $400,000 on Polymarket as a result of the bets, prosecutors say.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm sure she's glad to be the furthest Phillies fan from Philly after the miserable start to the season.
Astronaut Christina Koch in Phillies and Eagles gear. Go Space Birds.
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 31/03/2026
Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.
A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" 

Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now."

The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Equal parts civic duty and self care.
Crowds at No Kings in APL’s district.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Epstein ran a decades-long criminal conspiracy involving some of the most powerful and influential people on Earth. And, what’s hilarious about it, is that the most influential people on Earth come off as huge fucking losers. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/epstein-sh...
michaelianblack.substack.com
Epstein Showed Me Chinatown
As we await the ground invasion of Iran (or not), my attention returns to the Epstein Files.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
find my saucer section
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Dune...has never really called to me. I feel I should just chaotically watch the 1984 movie, read the book until I get bored, then indulge the Villeneuve films. Advice?
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There's always a tweet.
Trump text: "STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT
"LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!"
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Imagine being time-warped to the year 2000 and trying to explain the current timeline. There's no way you would not be institutionalized.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@barackobama.bsky.social I'm mean, Mr. President, if we're talking about third terms as if they're a real thing...
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The only positive note about this Trump Cabinet: It has cured my imposter syndrome.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This war is fucking stupid. That said, I'm patiently waiting for the first A-10 air-to-air kill.
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a black and white photo of a sandy beach with waves
ALT: a black and white photo of a sandy beach with waves
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I just reviewed ADS-B data over Albuquerque for today. Not one Sheriff's airship, Black Hawk, or a Civil Air Patrol Cessna has been searching the local trailheads for a potential missing hiker. So why? www.kob.com/new-mexico/r...
kob.com
Retired Kirtland AFB major general still missing in Bernalillo County
Bernalillo County deputies are seeking help to find a missing retired major general from Kirtland Air Force Base.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
don't forget the Epstein Files
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"More than 3,000 people attended the Mass and walked in the procession. "Families affected by immigration enforcement were among the first to receive ashes from Cupich, in a highly symbolic reversal of the marking and tracking many say defines their daily lives." www.ncronline.org/news/god-doe...
ncronline.org
'God does not need papers': Cardinals spend Ash Wednesday with ICE detainees, their families
Cardinal Blase Cupich led a Mass in Chicago, which was attended by relatives of those who have been detained or deported. Cardinal Joseph Tobin celebrated Masses inside an ICE detention center in Newa...
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Now that the Orange Asshole is teasing Disclosure...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026
Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties
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squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window
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Mario Seminerio @phastidio.net · 03/02/2026
🤣
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Morning everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxwc...
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damn good coffee
YouTube video by Karl Nilsson
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
LFG. youtu.be/gTXvAsUwrvE
youtu.be
Patriot
YouTube video by Alexander S. Vindman
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My thanks to "Pink Coat Lady" for doing her civic duty under duress. You're the hero today.
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 22/01/2026
Would it be fair to the people the trolley has already killed to divert it now?

THE BOOMER TROLLEY PROBLEM
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you have to wear a lapel pin of yourself, you might be a fascist loser.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Good primer on explaining to your MAGA relatives what "Murder 2" is. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
nytimes.com
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
klingon bird of prey admin password default
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop…
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Let's go 2026. tenor.com/view/jon-sno...
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Jon Snow Sword GIF - Jon Snow Sword GOT - Discover & Share GIFs
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