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Jorlan

@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
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"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.

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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Is It Meme
Alt: Chappelle needing a fix.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now there's a case for AI.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too bad it wasn't a 2nd story window.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Nazis all the way down.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hal Jordan's ring needs to be recharged more often than my aging Apple Watch. #Laterns.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't wait to see the new ICE uniforms.
Darth Vader and an...aerodynamically challenged Stormtrooper.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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EMT Says No
Alt: EMT Badge guy Says No.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeesh.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fair points!
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm definitely not a fan of their litigious attitude towards cartoon mascots.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Billiesrazor Bucees Mascot Dancing
Alt: Billiesrazor Bucees Mascot Dancing
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lolololol
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Man Smiling Slyly (Mean Tweets)
Alt: Man Smiling Slyly - Dave Chapple
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The best part of the Odyssey is when Agamemnon turns to the camera and says, "Trade wars are good and easy to win."
Christopher Nolan's version of Agamemnon, who looks like a Greek helmet version of Darth Vader
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That was a NFL linebacker-level hit. 😬
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it's what's for dinner.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For what its worth, I see you loud and clear.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.cltampa.com/news/a-77-ye...
cltampa.com
A 77-year-old Republican man is staging a solo protest against St. Pete’s Flock cameras
Carl Gunn in St. Petersburg, Florida on July 25, 2026. Photo by Valerie Smith. Carl Gunn, 77, was concerned for his privacy when he spotted a camera
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bots in overdrive.
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Star Wars Battle Droids: Roger Roger
Alt: Star Wars Battle Droids: Roger Roger
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What better spokesman to have for the government if you want no one to take you seriously. Well played Col. Gough.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So, they'll be begging to get you back in a month or two after they realize the AI ROI is bullshit.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck. I'm sorry dude. If you work in tech, drop me a DM. There's always a possibility I can help network you with the right people.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"It's totally natural and safe as a weight loss solution!" - RFK Jr., probably.
RFK Jr. doing god-knows-what inside a hydroponics lab.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The WAPO sports section from today is a nice touch.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Crab Rave on the Beach
Alt: Crab Rave on the Beach
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Hello Gianni, suspend all Belgium"
Trump falling the FIFA manager
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hold, hold, hold your phone Gently as you stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a meme.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fun times when your Uber driver starts high strangeness talk but I’m well read from @patternstellstories.com
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Something in his anti-aging routine/stack is causing the opposite effect.
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Balthazar He Chose Poorly
Alt: The knight from Last Crusade: He Chose Poorly
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual
Alt: Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
44 was such a masterclass of professionalism and grace. I'm sure *he* was hate-watching it all, having another one of his microstrokes while crashing out.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Flying saucer takes off. Beat that Elon.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You have not experienced fútbol until you have heard it in the original Español.
Klingons from the dinner scene in Star Trek VI.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The full Dialog member list and scraped html are here: github.com/nzaki-dev/di...
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GitHub - nzaki-dev/dialog: the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026
the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026. Contribute to nzaki-dev/dialog development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bleach the Swamp! Bleach the Swamp! newrepublic.com/post/211924/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Team Dumps Bleach in Reflecting Pool to Hide Renovation Failure
That’s a great shade of American Flag … green.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I remember, decades ago, eating shit on a bike under asphalt and getting up unscathed aside from a skinned knee. I miss being young and made of rubber.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Drummer mi belter sitara, sasa ke?
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Visual guide to how fucked it really is. projects.tampabay.com/projects/201...
projects.tampabay.com
How Scientology doubled its downtown Clearwater footprint in 3 years
The mysterious deals could reshape downtown Clearwater.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ah yes, the reflecting pool that no longer reflects.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
That's such a niche reference and I love it.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have a little "you" that sits on my shoulder reminding me 😆every post to do the Alt Text.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@kingmilkfart.bsky.social Pleeeeeeeeeeease? :)
A detached polyp from our Dear Leader's colon holding up a piece of paper.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Hey ChatGPT, what is the environmental impact of a spontaneously combusting datacenter versus the long term impact of carbon output and water usage of said datacenter over 50 years?"
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"All German secrets have been processed." Cool. Where's the Amber Room then? Where's the stolen gold? Why are archeologists still finding hidden bunkers in Poland and elsewhere?
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Do we know if anyone pressed Jacques Gansler on what was said in the Memo before his passing in 2018? I feel the Undersecretary for AT&L would definitely have the right tickets to know some of the Big Picture.™
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
-Trump Airlines -Trump Beverages -Trump Casinos -Trump Magazine -Trump Mortgage -Trump Steaks -Trump's Travel Site -Trumpnet -Trump Tower Tampa -Trump University -Trump Vodka -Trump Fragrances -Trump Mattress -Trump Mobile -Trump's Shield of the Americas -Trump's Board of Peace It's all a scam.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If nature has taught me in anything, that noise is coming from a bird 3 inches tall.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wishing him all the replay-worthy sacks in the upcoming season.
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