Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comIs It MemeAlt: Chappelle needing a fix. 020
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hal Jordan's ring needs to be recharged more often than my aging Apple Watch. #Laterns. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comEMT Says NoAlt: EMT Badge guy Says No. 110
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I'm definitely not a fan of their litigious attitude towards cartoon mascots. 110
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comBilliesrazor Bucees Mascot DancingAlt: Billiesrazor Bucees Mascot Dancing 131
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Smiling Slyly (Mean Tweets)Alt: Man Smiling Slyly - Dave Chapple 010
Reposted by JorlanStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The best part of the Odyssey is when Agamemnon turns to the camera and says, "Trade wars are good and easy to win." 231452139
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026www.cltampa.com/news/a-77-ye...cltampa.comA 77-year-old Republican man is staging a solo protest against St. Pete’s Flock camerasCarl Gunn in St. Petersburg, Florida on July 25, 2026. Photo by Valerie Smith. Carl Gunn, 77, was concerned for his privacy when he spotted a camera 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bots in overdrive.static.klipy.comStar Wars Battle Droids: Roger RogerAlt: Star Wars Battle Droids: Roger Roger 120
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026What better spokesman to have for the government if you want no one to take you seriously. Well played Col. Gough. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026So, they'll be begging to get you back in a month or two after they realize the AI ROI is bullshit. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fuck. I'm sorry dude. If you work in tech, drop me a DM. There's always a possibility I can help network you with the right people. 040
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"It's totally natural and safe as a weight loss solution!" - RFK Jr., probably. 121
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026static.klipy.comCrab Rave on the BeachAlt: Crab Rave on the Beach 020
Reposted by JorlanAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"Hello Gianni, suspend all Belgium" 3460698
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Hold, hold, hold your phone Gently as you stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a meme. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fun times when your Uber driver starts high strangeness talk but I’m well read from @patternstellstories.com 0151
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Something in his anti-aging routine/stack is causing the opposite effect.static.klipy.comBalthazar He Chose PoorlyAlt: The knight from Last Crusade: He Chose Poorly 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026static.klipy.comBop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic RitualAlt: Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual 020
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/202644 was such a masterclass of professionalism and grace. I'm sure *he* was hate-watching it all, having another one of his microstrokes while crashing out. 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You have not experienced fútbol until you have heard it in the original Español. 000
Reposted by JorlanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was. 25871992802
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The full Dialog member list and scraped html are here: github.com/nzaki-dev/di...github.comGitHub - nzaki-dev/dialog: the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026the dialog.org website plain html of 16 Jun 2026. Contribute to nzaki-dev/dialog development by creating an account on GitHub. 022
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Bleach the Swamp! Bleach the Swamp! newrepublic.com/post/211924/...newrepublic.comTrump Team Dumps Bleach in Reflecting Pool to Hide Renovation FailureThat’s a great shade of American Flag … green. 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I remember, decades ago, eating shit on a bike under asphalt and getting up unscathed aside from a skinned knee. I miss being young and made of rubber. 110
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Visual guide to how fucked it really is. projects.tampabay.com/projects/201...projects.tampabay.comHow Scientology doubled its downtown Clearwater footprint in 3 yearsThe mysterious deals could reshape downtown Clearwater. 020
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I have a little "you" that sits on my shoulder reminding me 😆every post to do the Alt Text. 120
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"Hey ChatGPT, what is the environmental impact of a spontaneously combusting datacenter versus the long term impact of carbon output and water usage of said datacenter over 50 years?" 120
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"All German secrets have been processed." Cool. Where's the Amber Room then? Where's the stolen gold? Why are archeologists still finding hidden bunkers in Poland and elsewhere? 000
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Do we know if anyone pressed Jacques Gansler on what was said in the Memo before his passing in 2018? I feel the Undersecretary for AT&L would definitely have the right tickets to know some of the Big Picture.™ 020
Reposted by JorlanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/05/2026-Trump Airlines -Trump Beverages -Trump Casinos -Trump Magazine -Trump Mortgage -Trump Steaks -Trump's Travel Site -Trumpnet -Trump Tower Tampa -Trump University -Trump Vodka -Trump Fragrances -Trump Mattress -Trump Mobile -Trump's Shield of the Americas -Trump's Board of Peace It's all a scam. 1321761708
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If nature has taught me in anything, that noise is coming from a bird 3 inches tall. 010
Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Wishing him all the replay-worthy sacks in the upcoming season. 000