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CMCynic

@cmcynic.bsky.social
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My only talents are being terminally online and having an unhealthy obsession over Fallout lore linktr.ee/CMCynic

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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You can't even give the smart ass response of "just google it" anymore bc the first result from google is just a shitty AI overview
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My mixed music taste is the equivalent of those Deviantart pics where random characters with zero relation are crying over news headlines
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Roses are Red I love drinking Fanta
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
bumblebees & honeybees seem so cute, but i flinch like crazy at the sight of anything black and yellow flying bc my mind immediately goes "DANGER BUG 😡🫵" *starts punching the air in fear*
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If yall have a Cheddars nearby, I need yall to go there just for the sake of trying their nut-drizzled croissants 😤 SO FUCKING GOOD
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When it comes to reading Fallout lore, i LOVE learning about the different vaults and the fucked up experiments they had in gameplay tho, id rather drag my sack through broken glass than ever try to navigate that shithole of a plant vault in NV again lmao
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I still love how my Youtube algorithm realized I work at Amazon and decided to suggest this vid to me 💀
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a guillotine could cure my neck pain rn
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i remember when i wouldn't dare use the bathroom at work during my first few months, now i'm casually looking for the least shit-covered toilet to use while im on the clock LMAO
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
every time i get annoyed at my warehouse job, im tempted to act like those blue collar guy memes that says shit like "you got soft hands cupcake 😤 i just got from a 24 hour shift packing boxes till my fingers BLED"
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
obligatory "are my Threads mutuals still active on here???" post
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I wonder if my Threads mutuals are still active on here lol
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
imma leave yall with five songs I'm currently obsessed with then head out again lol 1. Nice Shoes - Steve Lacy 2. Notting Hill - Rimera 3. Cinnamon Temple - Hiatus Kaiyote 4. 4AM - Hail Mary Mallon 5. Weird Girl - Mommy Long Legs
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Call me Mysterious Stranger from Fallout the way I suddenly appear then fuck off for who knows how long from this app lmao (but fr I hope my mutuals here are doing well :)👍)
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELINE GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELINE GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELINE GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELINE GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELINE-
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redcloak @redcloak.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
you cannot be mad about the tiktok “stunt” when the democrats set that shit up perfectly for trump lol give me a break
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm just waiting for that announcement where Mark Zuckerberg is the new TikTok CEO, and then having to watch the app slowly turn into an American propaganda machine 💀
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2025
Trump hated TikTok (because China) until it helped him win an election (as even he acknowledges) and now he’s going to save it and take a victory lap. So he’ll have X, TikTok, Insta, and Facebook all working on his behalf. That’s a big difference between now and 2017.
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
kids, this is called propaganda
Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now

A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now.

We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!Welcome back!

Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.!

You can continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok.SpongeBob rainbow meme reading "✨propaganda✨"
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YTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
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Hellvetika 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧ @hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
No I've not been possessed by a Chinese demon.. It's literally just Chinese. I joined REDnote because it can't be worse than meta and... Pedro Pascal is on there already 😂.
Pedro on REDnote
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Describe your in person social skills with a GIF
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a cartoon of batman with the words welp i 'm out written on the bottom
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lowlyspacejanitor @lowlyspacejanitor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 25/11/2024
What the fuck is the Devil doing to my eggs?? Leave my eggs alone devil.
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Leo @lblnd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
some of you repost WAY too much. Unless you’re reposting me, in which case, continue.
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm still having withdrawals from the Arcane Season 2 ending 😭 I KNOW RIOT GAMES IS GONNA MAKE ANOTHER SHOW SET IN THAT UNIVERSE, BUT IDK IF I'LL BE ATTACHED TO IT LIKE I WAS WITH VI & JINX LMAO 🥲
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Who’s your favorite “Glup Shitto” character? Tiplar from The Clone Wars series, mainly bc i love her flowing ribbon hair design lol #StarWars
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 23/11/2024
Meta looking at BlueSky features right now
Mosseri
Zuck
write that down, write that down!
cult papa
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bonnie @jadorebonnieee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
born to have 20 billion followers, forced to not be a social media nepo baby
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
as long as a bigoted billionaire manchild doesn't get a hold of bluesky we should be good 👍 a little gatekeeping helps too for keeping nazis out lmao 😂
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Eriochromatic @eriochromatic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
2022.02.08 #erio_art XIV: Temperance absolute king, we love to see it 👑👑👑 #Ekko #Arcane #ArcaneFanart
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Centrists are nothing but quiet conservatives that pretend to be nuanced lmao
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
i'm just glad my family members are either liberals or don't care about politics so my Thanksgiving shouldn't be too bad 😭
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
At the theaters for Transformers One, cant wait to see how it is! 🌟
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
I cant find any video essays to watch while eating so ill just resort to watching tiktok brainrot videos while i eat tenders :)
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
In a perfect world, I can get fully invested in a animated series that doesn't get cancelled just bc it didn't get the same streaming numbers as "Squid Game" or "House of the Dragon" WHY COULDNT SCAVENGERS REIGN GET A SEASON 2 IT WAS SO CREATIVE 😭
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
u might have a point with the eyes lmao
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Jubilee from X-Men if she had a Bluesky account:
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Trying to seek employment during this election year has been a different type of hell 😭 FML
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
If Paparazzi has no haters, then I am dead Either Paparazzi becomes outlawed for good, or celebrities should be allowed to p3pper-spr4y them in the face, or atleast sue them lol. The idea of invading people's space for pictures bothers me so much 💀 celebrity worship culture is a fucking mess 😭
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
just posting for the sake of it lol
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
ngl im happy to see my nsfw people thrive on here :) Thats one thing ill gladly say about this platform compared to Threads lmao 😭
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CMCynic @cmcynic.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Time to see what this other twitter rival has to offer 😎
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