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Kyle Hagerty

@clutchkyle.bsky.social
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Houston-based Journalist & Science Fiction Author. Life is a lease, negotiate well. Aggies. Arsenal. Astros.

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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 18h
The Sooners are booming harder than they’ve ever boomed
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 20h
I was down, but after reading this, I will ride into battle for Elko. Put me in coach.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 23h
I just turned it off
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kicker is the only guy who doesn’t deserve heat
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The kid has become magnetically repellent to the end zone
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Marcel Reed is statistically more likely to find a defender than his own receivers when targeting the end zone
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I complain because it works. COYG!!
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like Arsenal played 3 weeks of extra football and Leeds haven’t. Why have squad depth if Arteta isn’t willing to trust them.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arsenal playing slow, can’t play through the press. Just like against Brighton. I only see one hungry team on the pitch.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hearing Raphael’s unique boss fight song trigger when trying to escape hell in Baldur’s Gate 3 is peak gaming. A legitimately jaw-dropping moment. Literally at my computer making this face.
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Chris Pratt's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Chris Pratt's Shocked Reaction
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m a bit of an expert in capital punishment.
Me getting my head chopped off
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anyone want to get together to livestream the firing squad execution? We can host. But it’s BYOB. Bring Your Own Blood-thirst.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Come on down to Houston then.
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 09/10/2026
My favourite Annie Dillard quote, from THE WRITING LIFE
Who will teach me to write? a reader wanted to know.

The page, the page, that eternal blankness, the blankness of eternity which you cover slowly, affirming time’s scrawl as a right and your daring as necessity; the page, which you cover woodenly, ruining it, but asserting your freedom and power to act, acknowledging that you ruin everything you touch but touching it nevertheless, because acting is better than being here in mere opacity; the page, which you cover slowly with the crabbed thread of your gut; the page in the purity of its possibilities; the page of your death, against which you pit such flawed excellences as you can muster with all your life’s strength: that page will teach you to write.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sick freaks who want their depravity glorified for posterity’s sake are instrumental to establishing an unfalsifiable historical record of wickedness
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait till they figure out what a publicist does
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rogan is not an ideologue. He agrees with whoever is in front of him. Talarico, Sanders and other Dems have used that to their advantage. It’s not hard. Joe Rogan is a skill issue.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DNC searching for a Lefist Joe Rogan when it was actually Joe Rogan who launched Talarico into the stratosphere.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s been tried, and people are still trying, but the economics are brutal. Housing markets can be fickle, and if demand shifts even slightly, the factory is out of business in weeks, not months. In UK, US, Canada & Europe, modular home construction is a graveyard of failed businesses.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The other aspect is operating a modular factory is capital intensive, so if you’re not achieving throughput you’re exposed to tremendous financial risk. Most modular goes out of business from the unavoidable fixed costs. Delays in financing or permitting are a wrench in delicate supply chains.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What you’re describing is a such a good idea that many builders are doing exactly that. There’s 1M+ homes built every year by all types of builders, and every one of them is trying to cut costs.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Modular is a financing & logistics issue. Modular requires larger upfront deposit, with higher soft and sites costs, so they’re much harder to finance. Shipping pre-built modular requires specialized trucks, permits, cranes, etc that eat into any factory production savings.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m desperate to know what the Marlins guy is saying to Dua Lipa
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you open it up to third person shooters the list gets overwhelming. I love Titanfall 2. But to say narrative FPS doesn’t exist anymore is way off base.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These games still exist. Checkout DOOM: TDA, Stalker 2, Metro, Cyberpunk 2077, Deathloop, Prey, Borderlands or High on Life.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think "bootlicker" covers the degree to which some people try to flatter those in power these days. There's some straight up bootsucking going on.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026
This reads like an onion headline.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clear out your storage to make room for a stupidly large game file. Download the game. Install it. Download the update. Fail. Delete even more space for storage. Install the update. Launch the game. Compile the shaders. Four hours later, you’re ready to play!!
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just want to take one good swing at whoever created the idea of compiling shaders
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s better than truck nuts? Bullet truck nuts
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns is a good show, with flashes of greatness, but it is a super hero program in name only. Peacemaker had more fantasy and action than the show about a space sheriff with the power of imagination on his finger. Lanterns is like Fargo with green paint.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m worried for the Aggies today. Marcel Redd can already hardly see his receivers and today they’re playing in camouflage.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because maybe Your accounts were just a little shady And after all City’s gonna fall
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Liam Gallagher & Noel Gallagher Live
ALT: Liam Gallagher & Noel Gallagher Live
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Man City subreddit is the most delusional place on the World Wide Web.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better and more truthful to their true value to refer to food delivery as room service
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After losses at Midway, Japan trades for an inferior Lexington class carrier
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have reasonable rates @texasmonthly.bsky.social
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A modern critical analysis of Pure Country. Looking into the meta aspects of an in-vogue young actor stealing the leading role from its lucrative star, but written into the script. When Kyle Chandler Tried to Upstage George Strait
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my9games.net/en
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Phil Collins has swag. You can’t say otherwise.
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only if you bring shredded cheese too
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City fans didn’t cheat. Neither did the players. The club did. Have some grace for those who feel ashamed. - An Astros fan
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Top 10: Mad Men Succession True Detective S1 Bojack Horseman Band of Brothers The Good Place Nathan For You Slow Horses Community Andor
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve completed 50 of these shows and seen an episode of 81
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funniest possible outcome
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just fell to my knees and thanked god
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Kyle Hagerty @clutchkyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every season is fan service when they only cast fans
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