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@clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 16h
Will Smith did nothing wrong
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 16h
I loved this movie
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 17h
It would be awesome if cities were filled with public restrooms that had bathroom attendants that were well paid
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 20h
Yeah, I’m trans non-binary and was randomly blocked by him after not interacting with him. What is he doing?
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 20h
has its own TV Tropes page
TV Tropes screenshot: Marijuana Simpson
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"What if Homer Simpson smoked weed
Can hoemer do it too? can homer do it too?
what if homer simpson smoked weed?
Can you imagine if Homer Simpson smoked weed?
Does Homer smoke weed?
No? Well, what if he did?
can you imagine what it would be like? Thank you."
Posted to Twitter in the summer of 2014, "Marijuana Simpson" is a Script Fic describing an Alternate Universe wherein Homer Simpson, his family, and the whole population of Springfield are massive stoners.
Homer enjoys a comfortable life smoking the finest kush with his wife and children until 19 year-old Bart is suddenly drafted to fight in the Iraq War, setting off a chain of events that threatens to make Springfield a pot free town for good.
Can be found on Twitter, or complied in a whopping 249 page screenplay here a
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 20h
well look at that
screenshot of archive.org archive.org
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MARIJUANA SIMPSON
What if Homer Simpson smoked weed
Can hoemer do it too? can homer do it too?
what if homer simpson smoked weed?
Can you imagine if Homer Simpson smoked weed?
Does Homer smoke weed? No? Well, what if he did? can you imagine what it would be like? Thank you.
PSYCHIATRIST
and how does it make you feel that Homer Simpson smoke weed?
ME
ME
well, he doesn't, but i often imagine if he did.
Homer, would you smoke this weed with me?
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 20h
what was this called? was it called weed homer?
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/10/2026
what if homer smoked weed
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
im gonna be heading that way in a few blues
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
After losing 8-10 friends to this in my lifetime, being stalked and harassed by friends and former allies, what meaning does a peripheral parasocial relationship even have? Nothing surprises me anymore.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
It’s just so bizarre to see people being so sentimental and torn up about a fucking YouTuber when all the men who sexually abused me or my friends were *my friends.* Every one was a friend, and it was painful. How could unsubscribing from a YouTube personality even TOUCH on the reality of that pain?
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
This is why it’s so fucking frustrating that TJ organizations are not discussing sexual violence and violent patriarchal institutions. It IS possible in this moment to have these conversations, and it’s a choice not to.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I don’t support people being locked up in a torture chamber. Additionally, I’m not going to engage with or financially support a rapist. Additionally, unholy rage at unaccountable patriarchal institutions will occur until literally anything is done about violent patriarchal institutions.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
Not engaging with a rapist’s content is not analogous to….. anything regarding prison abolition.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
I liked Jacob Geller’s videos and subscribed to his channel, but in the end he’s just some fucking guy and a YouTuber, and it’s easy to stop watching his videos and unsubscribe. Very confused why others find this difficult! He is not actually enriching your lives lmao. These are just YT videos.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/10/2026
It’s fucking hilarious how many “creepy youtube videos” are just urban explorers being threatened with a gun for trespassing
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/10/2026
You know what doesn’t help with this? Democrats having NO COMPREHENSIVE ABORTION MESSAGING
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026
genius
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Horror film where a depressed man goes to the doctor and body horror ensues as he is surgically crafted into Pagliacci
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
thanks to @womenslawproject.bsky.social
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
Before, barely anyone could use their insurance. Now it’s a ton!
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
Every time I did it the other day I was like, “Wha…. wh”
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
We’ve been billing state Medicaid for abortions and I’m literally in denial about it but it’s happening it’s just so weird for something good to happen
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
SAY IT AGAIN when I had two seconds to think after Dobbs, I remember knowing trans people were next
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Huxley @huxleymorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The anti trans play book is the anti abortion play book BECAUSE IT WORKED so no a candidate who supports "reasonable, common sense regulation" is not getting my vote, learn from your failures you dupes.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
something something something transformative justice groups avoiding the topic of sexual violence right now feels like a mistake something something
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lilli 🤠 @lillianbf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell students have released their demands. More may be added in accordance with JD’s wishes, but for now this is the push.
Cornell student demands from @sdc.now

sdc.now and 5 others
& Public Enemy • Fight The Power
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STUDENTS DEMAND:
1. Cornell to expel or revoke the degrees of all perpetrators complicit in the gang rape of Jane Doe.
2. Rewrite Policy 6.4 to require independent hearings and minimum sanctions for Sexual Assault.
3. An external investigation of Cornell's administration and the return to an Independent Judicial System.
4. Mandatory Sexual Assault
Prevention Trainings for students and Trauma-Informed Training for CUPD.
5. Cornell's full compliance with the
NYS "Enough is Enough" Law.
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THE AUTOnomous BODY SHOP @theautobodyshop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are assisting 2 abortion seekers with upcoming 2nd trimester procedures and need $2000 total to close the gap for both of them! If you can assist, donate and/or share! Our fund’s Venmo is @ CaravanFund 🌺
the powerful girls stanced up: text - come on girls! let’s fund abortion
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 28/09/2026
oooooh let's all go to space abortion movie night
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
I haven’t even been mean on here lately, I posted my cat yesterday lmao
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
what the fuck did I do
Today at 8:09 AM
@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
spitting, screaming
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anxiety riddled human @translucentcube.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
*opens a trench coat revealing an array of estradiol and misoprostol pills*
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
the solidarity building to team building pipeline
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
I believe that if you get enough baddies together with consistently clear values and everyone feels comfy communicating boundaries, magic can happen, but I like to dream big
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
I received a bunch of new volunteers this year and we got an actually volunteer coordinator so now I’m delegating left and right to some success. half of it is just socializing and getting to know younger organizers. a healthy and safe organizing environment can really do wonders, but it’s rare
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
I definitely feel that is the biggest obstacle. But maybe it’s not asking those people specifically, but their social circles and organizations
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
something something something transformative justice groups avoiding the topic of sexual violence right now feels like a mistake something something
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
the legends foretold of the creation of a nascent steering committee
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
I’ve been talking about it with another trans abortion worker in the south and maybe another year doing work in my own supply + training organization…… I think it can be done. Doing a big fundraiser in December and if we can hit our goal, then we can scheme bigger goals. could make org coalition
cat looking hella up to something going nyehehehehejehehehe
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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