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Kapitän Clownfeuer

@clownfeuer.bsky.social
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We really shouldn’t let Clownfeuer talk to the customers. APT (Advanced Persistent Twat) Tech-support to the stars 😎

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the kids are alright Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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@garius.bsky.social on Bluesky
My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
want. its time is now. Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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@circuitbenders.co.uk on Bluesky
get one of these, and annihilate the world. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least today was entertaining me with dubious-looking obfuscated powershell malware. Gotta love powershell, right? Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Be surprised at this behaviour. Go on, you know you can do it. Original post: hachyderm.io/@evacide/117... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: 

https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/09/28/metas-new-ai-agent-blatantly-ignores-users-permissions
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn't know it from reading the headlines, but the president's downward mental health spiral is the biggest story in America right now We won't salvage democracy unless the media and pols start speaking the truth about Trump's damaged mind My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
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We need to find the words for Trump’s madness before things blow up | Will Bunch
The media and politicians haven’t pinned down anything resembling a suitable description for a president’s downward spiral or the looming battle for U.S. democracy.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Robin Rimbaud - Scanner @scannerdot.com · 27/09/2026
A joyful watch - 1979: The New Sound of Music with the BBC Radiophonic Workshop, Peter Zinovieff, David Vorhaus and Rick Wakeman and the techniques used to make this music youtu.be/dPonomCew5M?...
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1979: The New Sound of Music With Michael Rodd | BBC Archive
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going to start referring to the office as "Sugar Ape" #IYKYK Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
this is so good... raising a kid requires balancing a lot of intersecting factors, but "don't be boring" is an incredible heuristic that cuts through so many of them
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mildly disappointed that Frau CF insisted I remove my "EMF - Do Not Resuscitate" wristband (came with their new album y'see). Gave me a stern look to boot! #EarthMotherFucker Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New CEO starts in 10 days, his PA asking for tech support as he us a Mac man. Our helpdesk don't support Macs at all. Can you guess who they've roped into being tech support for him on day one? Go on, guess! It won't be difficult, LOL. This will be hilarious 🤪 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
one of those "well i'm sure i had cables for that yesterday" kind of day #RewireTheStudiofficellar Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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@lucagalletti.bsky.social on Bluesky
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub https://www.instagram.com/thecinevoidclub?stkn=amIxNWRkOXpzYXhr
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Frau CF now a big fan of my computers as they dry the clothes faster in the waschküche 💪🏻 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this idea has legs Original post: lethargic.talkative.fish/@suricrasia/... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
fixed it
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
juggling, spinning-plates, playing whack-a-mole, simultaneously. on a unicycle #clownfire Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Co-op to go in zuri maag areal playing advertising audio with speech in italian 🤘🏻👍🏻❤️ Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
truth Original post: c.im/@DimlyLitCor... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
#PSA Please when designing new tech consider that not everyone has a reliable 24/7 broadband internet connection, or a large screen, or a keyboard, or a mouse, or is able to get a domain name, or is able to run services from home, is able to power their home-server for the whole day, or can rent a VPS, or can have their ip-addresses be linked to an identity, or has one legal identity, or has one name, or has a recent computer, or has easy access to a debit or credit card, or has a bank account with either, or has a PayPal account, or has bitcoin, or one of many other things some and often many people just don't have, etc…

#PermaComputing #FrugalComputing #UnBanked #Durable #Repairable #CircularEconomy #LibraryEconomy #Sustainable #Communal #RightToTinker #Repair #RightToAmend #RightToDIY #Reuse #Repurpose #ReInvent #RightToSalvage #RightToRepair #RightToRepurpose #RightToShare #RightToOwn
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PMSL if true Original post: friendsofdesoto.social/@kmmfoo/1172... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
as a person whose life depends on rigorous adherence to security protocols, this is AWESOME-SAUCE. #flock. #fuckflock
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Stephen James @stephen5150.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Elon Musk is Running a Fake Voter Registration Site Designed to Steal and Sell Data
Musk's "VoteSafe.org" is a scam that doesn't actually register voters
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hurrah i am now printer admin here too. my life is truly complete /s Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Original post: mastodon.social/@mikemcquaid... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Today, I’m proud to announce Homebrew 7.0.0.
The most significant changes since 6.0.0 are faster installations, stronger sandboxing, native macOS app, vulnerability checks, advisory database, end of macOS 10.15 support and Intel Macs to Tier 3.

https://brew.sh/2026/09/13/homebrew-7.0.0/
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's gonna be lost on the racists Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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@emathion.bsky.social on Bluesky
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a joyful "move yer rack to the next room" and "spend the next two hours fixing your shit" kind of saTURDay only 4 hours down... had worse 😂😇🥹 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Harmit Singh Malik @harmitmalik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So (if I understand this correctly), the way AI (companies) will "solve" all the major problems in maths, biology, and medicine in the next 5 years will be by stealing and building on the ideas of researchers naive enough to think their chats with AI companies would be private.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
fuck Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 11/09/2026
CYBER 9/11 😱 www.cyberresilienceact.eu
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EU Cyber Resilience Act (CRA): Guide, Full Text & Free Tools
An independent guide to the EU Cyber Resilience Act (Regulation (EU) 2024/2847): the full legal text, plain-language explainers, free compliance tools and the latest news.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LOL MAGA voters honestly believe his claim they'll be paid 5K USD if they vote? 😂 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rear End Hernia Puppet Show IYKYK 🤪😘 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
looking at bug-bunty tickets (trying to clear up our jira)... comparing against pur BB teams original list (which show payouts awarded) I end up thinking "our $company is just a device to hand out cash bounties to bug hunters" 🤪🥹 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
good ole ASN.1 again eh? that's where my evening gets to go 🤨 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Go on, let's pretend we're shocked by this news Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
agreed Original post: fed.brid.gy/r/https://bs... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
The UK government ceasing automatically to support almost anything the government of Israel does is a major shift. The next step should be to rescind the ban on #PalestineAction, to stop treating protesters as terrorists, and to acknowledge that those seeking to disrupt a genocide may have a point.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wishing our various CTOs had realised this earlier Original post: cloudisland.nz/@rmi/1172154... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Fully 50% of the work of the modern CIO/CTO role is navigating your organisation away from products and services run by terrible people you know are going to hurt you later.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Switzerland's Federal Government Tests Open-Source Alternatives to Microsoft on 3,000 Computers https://yro.slashdot.org/story/26/09/07/0128205/switzerlands-federal-government-tests-open-source-alternatives-to-microsoft-on-3000-computers?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Original post: infosec.exchange/@bontchev/11... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Before the Internet, we thought that every village had only one idiot.

We were very, very wrong.
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Original post: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
I wonder how long it will take for new programmers to not believe anyone when we tell them that you can edit source code directly without yelling at a chatbot
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
staring at logs and swearing Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
but "try and be grateful" 😉 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
computer networks hey 🤬 Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Kapitän Clownfeuer @clownfeuer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh to have interviews like this Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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