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Clowd Cole

@clowdcole.bsky.social
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I like video games and early eps of the Simpsons, Tolkien nerd, Final Fantasy fanboy, and .hack// obsessor. I’m way too old to be like this. The Wii’s greatest hater.

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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 7h
More free time, No missile bases.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 23h
Went to the top of the fox shrine to find the foxes but only found boar.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t tempt good .hack fans with stupid purchases please.
.hack//IMOQ JAP collectors box for sale for ¥9020
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This would be funny if it wasn't horrifying.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A ★★ review of The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Ooof stockholm syndrome story.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A ★★★½ review of Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008)
This is my least favorite of the 4 Futurama movies.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ive always wanted to play a fan translation of this and now that I am it's honestly quite different than I was expecting.
Screenshot from the game .hack//LINK showing Tokio and Subaru with a dialogue box showing “[Subaru] Nice to meet you, Tokio.”
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am officially on sabbatical now.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A ★ review of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
Who would have a thought a movie with Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, and Yetis would suck so much.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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A ★ review of Step Brothers (2008)
So many people think this movie is extremely funny, but even now almost 20 years later, I just don't find it funny.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Ace Attorney game announced 🥳 Its for fucking VR 😭 Its just a port of Dual Destinies so no biggie 😌
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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A ★★½ review of Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
In a franchise full of cartoon villains this villain is the most cartoon.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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A ★★ review of Hancock (2008)
Its not a bad idea for a movie, its just a bad movie.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m back after my ban for posting a gif in reply to one of the loser mods on this site.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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A ★★★½ review of Licence to Kill (1989)
Kinda sucks we only got two Dalton movies, they were both pretty good.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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A ★★★★ review of Wanted (2008)
Chud movie, stupid fun chud movie, but chud movie all the same.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man this is going to go hard in 3 years when I buy it.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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A ★★★½ review of The Living Daylights (1987)
Its quite jarring going from old Bond to Modern bond in two years because Dalton's movies feel more like the modern ones than the older ones.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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A ★½ review of Get Smart (2008)
As a fan of the show I was deeply bored by this adaptation and time has not improved it.
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 15/09/2026
In this era when people are interested in games that can run well on lower powered hardware, it is finally time for a revival of Nanaca Crash
megami.starcreator.com
NANACA†CRASH!! - Unofficial mirror site
The original Flash game, Flash not required.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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A ★★ review of A View to a Kill (1985)
In 2026 Max would have been the protagonist for trying to destroy Silicon Valley.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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A ★★★½ review of The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Imagine the alternate world where a green CGI Edward Norton said "This is my son Skaar" on the streaming show "She-Hulk".
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All GenAI companies should be destroyed. I was finally going to try VR with the Steam Frame, but not anymore at 1050 fucking dollars! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcer...
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Valve Steam Frame VR Review vs. Meta Quest 3 | Privacy, Latency, & Benchmarks
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know, you can pirate anime, AND still buy a lot of DVDs.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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A ★★½ review of Octopussy (1983)
Giving your daughter the pet name Octopussy should send you straight to jail.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Please investors, give me the AI money! Please please please please!” ~ Jacob Coxon on the news.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oopsie doopsie
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Walgreens or CVS ask you if you have a condition that makes you eligible just lie and say yes, although I feel that “not wanting to die from Covid” is an eligible condition imo.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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A ★★★½ review of For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Bond is much better when its a spy movie and not a star wars movie.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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A ★★★★½ review of Speed Racer (2008)
The sisters best film I will not be taking questions.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Truly we are in America's greatest era.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh my god. Is the endless heatwave finally breaking?
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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A ★★★★½ review of The Odyssey (2026)
If this is what woke movies are we need more woke movies.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Welcome back Surface Duo.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh great, now everyone's apple watch is recording me. (Good thing I don't talk in public)
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple use to be better at branding, old apple would have already started calling AI something else knowing how toxic the term AI has become.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
September direct
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What the fuck JREast. I don’t want any of these freaks in my wallet app.
Image showing a Japan Rail East representative showing the new potential replacements for the penguin mascot as a squirrel, a rabbit, and some other creature.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do not take Sephiroth posting about a prediction model on twitter serious.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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A ★★ review of Moonraker (1979)
Normal Bond movie then bam you are watching Star Wars.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m going full joker…
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My Nintendo Museum tickets have already updated!
Screenshot of purchased Nintendo museum tickets showing the Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary special design.
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OutOfTouch 🇲🇽 @out0ftouch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Futurama Saturdays @futuramasaturday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are two general reactions to this information. 1. Ewwww you should stop participating in this slop 2. are you really shocked a website in 2026 is built with GenAi? both reactions are positive reactions for Anthropic. They are very happy.
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Clowd Cole @clowdcole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why does Nintendo like to do directs the day before Apple events? It happens all the time.
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