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my hobby is bothering women | call me Flare | they/she | digital artist and geology degree-haver | 25

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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been playing #dressmaker. i hoke prudence and priya get to lezz out soon
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🌺Paz🌺 @percivalking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yet another year has passed and yet another Epithetober prompt list is ready to peruse! As a general reminder, there is no pressure to do every prompt. You can skip prompts and the numbers do not correspond to any specific date. - #epitheterased #epithetober2026
Epithetober
#Epithetober2026

1. Leaf pile
2. Cozy day in
3. Star Bite*
4. Epithet swap
5. Bake Off
6. Sleepover
7. Hayride
8. Ambleglow Bramble (PoP)
9. Dunce Cap Nudibranchs
10. The best treat/candy
11. Decorating
12. Dressing up
13. Scaring the children
14. EVIL Trick or Treat!
15. Halloween party

- There's only 15 prompts 
so you can space them 
throughout the month!

- Any form of art is ok 
(writing included)!

- Just have fun and don't 
burn yourself out!
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
George Ointment England and Wales, Census, 1891
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Our second #EpithetErased 🌟Star Bite🌟 for #MundieMonday: This prompt comes from Victor: "Giovanni hosts a cooking show and teaches Molly." Artwork by @clottedscream.bsky.social I wanted to make this one shorter, but it ended up 5.5 pages. Whoops! (1/2)
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
look at that little goatee. he's trying so hard to grow it out guys #epitheterased #giovannipotage
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
im square now
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Velvet @mutiniir.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Miscommunication double whammy
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Please enjoy the first #EpithetErased Star Bite, a bite-sized story based on reader-submitted prompts! This week: What Phoenica and Trixie get up to after the ending of "Prison of Plastic". Art by @brokenmercy.bsky.social
PROMPT:

"The Neo Trio walk into a bar to commiserate their troubles in film noir fashion"
- Flammable Zucchini

"What Trixie and Phoenica get up to when Molly's busy"
- VH

An image of Phoenica and Trixie, two twelve year olds, at a candy bar. Phoenica holds up a shot glass full of milk and shouts for another round. Trixie reacts with surprise.

TEXT:

Trixie Roughhouse had been walking around the neighborhood in search of her friend for the better part of an hour. Now they were here, smack dab in the bad part of town.

Trixie lowered their head and mumbled in a scary voice. “Whatever part of town I’m in is the bad part of town.” It paid to practice your intimidation tactics every day. You never know when you might need them. Trixie tilted their face up and down, strategically catching the sunlight at different angles so the shadows fell in an optimally scary way. “Oh? Is this the bad part of town? I hadn’t noticed since I . . . never leave it.” Their bang flipped the wrong way. Take two. “I hadn’t noticed since I’m . . . always here. Because I’m bad.”

Eh. There was something there.

Trixie shrugged and let the shadows fall from their face. They’d mess with one-liners later. They rounded the corner and their destination was in sight: The Juice Joint.

The Joint was a bar run out of an old train car. It was an authentic dining car taken from a real train so space in the venue was small, but that was fine. So was the clientele. The neighborhood kids had transformed it into a PG speakeasy, exchanging drinks and snacks for academic “favors”. More cheat sheets and test answers passed through this place than the teacher’s lounge. The school district knew all about the Joint, but they let it stay in operation. The forward-thinking educators of Sweet Jazz decided that a safe environment to teach kids about bribery and embezzlement (two of the city’s primary exports) was more important than making sure they had every part of their times tables memorized.

The Joint had been proudly serving anyone ages seven to seventeen for years. If you were over six feet tall, you needed an ID to verify your age if you wanted to get in. A badly-drawn cardboard skeleton mascot hanging over the door welcomed customers inside.

Ordinarily Phoenica Fleecity’s little goodie two-shoes wouldn’t be caught walking within five miles of this place, but this had been a rough week. She might be nearby.

Trixie’s suspicions were confirmed when they spotted a bike leaning against a telephone pole: Baby blue with all the fixings: Sparkly streamers, high-quality banana seat, a bell, water bottle holder. Heck, stick a trading card in the spokes and this was about as top-of-the-line as a bike could get. Primo target for stealing.

In fact, it was so good that it was suspicious. The owner hadn’t even locked it up (typical Feenie).

A crowd of adolescent would-be bike thieves were gathered around in a circle, staring at it. Was this a trap? A sting operation? Should one of them risk it?

Trixie cut into the circle of bikestanders (bike bystanders) and lifted up the frame, walking away with it. “A-thank you,” they said, waddling the bike over to the Joint’s bouncer, Brick.

Brick Hamshunkle, who both looked and sounded like his name would imply, held up a rectangular hand and growled as Trixie approached.

“Eyy, c’mon, Roughhouse. We don’t want no trouble.”

Every single one of Trixie’s older siblings had been banned from the Joint during their school days. Broken windows, broken glasses, broken bones. By the time Trixie was old enough to attend, they had been added to the ban list on relation alone as a cautionary measure.

(cont.)That’s fine. It wasn’t like Trixie wanted to work at the skeleton-themed candy bar mixing potions and drinks for people. It definitely hadn’t been their dream job since they were five, or anything. And you bet your bottom dollar that Trixie didn’t have a notebook in their bedside drawer full of recipes for concoctions they made up specifically to be served at this place some day if they changed their minds. It’s cool. Whatever.

“My friend’s in there,” Trixie blinked.

“Friend?” the bouncer scrunched his face up, unbelieving. Then he saw the bike. “Oh, yeah. Fleecity. Came in and bought three rounds for the whole bar.”

Trixie frowned. Wow. Okay. Cool. So the school tattletale is allowed inside the cheater bar so long as she pays her way in? Cool, great bouncing.

They winced at their own mental venom and swallowed it back down. That was mean. It wasn’t Feenie’s fault they couldn’t go in.

“Won’t be a minute,” Trixie smiled. They shoved Phoenica’s bike into Brick’s hands before he could protest. “Hold that.”

“H-Huh?”

The little outlaw disappeared into the bar, draping their purple hood over their face to hide their giveaway red hair. It was lively. The smell of bubblegum, boxcar metal, and tweenage hormones lindy-hopped to a jukebox tune. Everyone was enjoying their free snack packages and juice boxes. Trixie’s singular eye scanned the bar. Behind the assortment of multicoloredcandy jars was an ancient wall of “BANNED!” posters featuring hand-drawn images of her siblings in their younger days. Even her twin brother was up there. Rex had literally never been inside this place before. Unfair. If there was an opportunity Trixie was gonna rip that one down for sure.

The hooded figure’s plotting was interrupted by a girlish wail from the far side of the bar.

“Steward! Another one! Another, I say!” (cont.)Phoenica Fleecity raised an empty can of bubble water in the air, then flopped down, splaying her lanky arms across the countertop. She had a single-digit number of hairs out of place, which for her was an emotional crisis. Trixie appeared at her side like a one-eyed emotional support whack-a-mole.

“Feenie, what’re ya doin’ here?”

“Hm? . . . Trixie?!” Phoenica jumped. She rubbed her own eyes and fixed her posture, embarrassed to be seen in this condition. “I thought—” She had enough wherewithal to lean down and whisper. “I thought you weren’t allowed?”

“I’m allowed,” they lied. “Why weren’t you answering texts?”

“Oh, my dear!” she flailed. “I’m in a state. Molly’s been absent from school for two whole days now! I don’t know where to deliver her homework. She’s been kidnapped by a miscreant, and I can’t stop thinking about her grades. It’s affecting my composure. I can barely sleep! And I . . . !” Phoenica looked left and right with conspiratorial mania in her eyes. “Can you keep a secret?”

“Ya.”

Phoenica dug one of her many identical cell phones out of her pockets and messily thumbed through her gallery. “We had a pop quiz today. A pop quiz! Ten questions. Math. Easy. And look. Look at this!” She pulled up a photo and shoved it in Trixie’s face. A photo of a test. It was blurry. Her hand was probably shaking when she took it. “I got two of the questions wrong. Two! That’s a ‘B’. Eighty percent! Or at least I think it is. But why should you believe me? The math fraud!” She slammed her fist on the table. “Bartender! No more of this cheap seltzer! I want a glass of milk!”

(cont. in reply. Sorry, these are screenshots of text and Bsky only allows 2000 characters per post which isn't enough (eye roll)
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Helsinki Birder @helsinkibirder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Black-Throated Diver. A horde of gulls in the bay this morning took me down to the pier. Nothing among them, but this stunner popped up right beside me. One of the best #birds there is. 😍😎 #birding #finland #birdwatching #birdsseenin2026
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i cant read fanfiction like a normal person. i just read a fic that called ryland "mr grace" and i went "erm its doctor" out loud. i had to close the tab and lay down from how badly i made myself cringe
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i made a girl parker design forever ago in december of last year for totally normal and non-lesbian reasons so it’s funny to see trans spider-man trending now
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Bird lover - Photographer @grampajeff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Seagull doing acrobatics
Seagull doing acrobaticsSeagull
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Velvet @mutiniir.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
nena and her annoying dog she's had since she was 16
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
nobody who thinks Grace could beat Simon in a fight has seen Unus Annus #bloodymary (drawn over screencaps from mark teaches ethan wrestling)
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 25/07/2026
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Bananas @andyetnobananas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Artfight revenge for @clottedscream.bsky.social
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Ares @stormeris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[ FANART, artfight ] For @colozav.bsky.social #myart #artfight2026
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Petra Erika Nordlund @pepurika.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
😳
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
feeling a tad uninspired lately. here’s a monster girl
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i got curious if anyones ever made fanfic based on my art so i searched my name on ao3 and you'll never believe this, but. oviposition.
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Velvet @mutiniir.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tara!! Suntukan tayo gusto mo?!
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HokutoAndy 🤜🤜➡️ 🦶👊 @hokutoandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jun Suemi Wizardry illustrations. archive.org/details/wiza...
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
google search what do i wear to a comedy show as someone who dresses kind of like a clown so i look and feel like myself without simultaneously looking like i dressed like a clown for the express purpose of getting the comedy guy's attention. is a frog beret too much
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Dominique Vassie @niqvassie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sleeping on the dining chair as everyone else gets ready for bed.
Coloured pencil drawing of a black cat curled up on large red and orange cushions which are piled on top of a wooden chair with armrests. The light from a nearby ceiling lamp is casting a shadow across her lower half and illuminating her head, shoulders and knee making her fur shine in rich colourful brown.
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Luci 🍎🌱 Chibi Comms @cinappses.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[pkmn] custom tcg playmat for the lovely @rosematcha.com !! I had a lot of fun with this one I'm really proud of it
An illustration of Mew and Gardevoir staring down a residential alley, lit by the neon glow of a raging Miraidon. The trio prepare to face off.
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Marisa Is Having Nightmares @marisashorror.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Simon, having a great time in the Iron Lung 8x10" Ballpoint pen on paper
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 06/07/2026
ICYMI, I made a comic about heat waves. It was stressful and emotional to make, but as @katharinehayhoe.com tells us, we have to talk about this.
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have added two extra characters to my #artfight page, Sawnie and Dingo. They’re both secondary characters in Winnie and Christopher’s zombie apocalypse story. or, uh. is a regular ass dog a character? dingo is just a regular ass dog.
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
round two! @wolfmaxxing.bsky.social and @andyetnobananas.bsky.social for #artfight !!
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
attacking @harptoarto.bsky.social and @flakops.bsky.social with my bare hands #artfight #teamcomedy
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it’s #artfight season and christopher’s only ref was 3 years old. i can’t have people thinking i like my SON less than the rest of my ocs…
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
THIS IS WHAT TEN YEARS LOOKS LIKE #yearlyredraw #originalcharacter
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’d someday like to go more into how even as a het queer person I find this kind of messaging deeply threatening. There is no “straightness” except in contrast to queerness, and that contrast is most expressed as the violent alienation of queer people from popular definitions of humanity.
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hey folks! Call please
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
QRP your ocs for artfight! artfight.net/~FlareGunCal... just a few of my favorite little guys this year :)
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
new full body ref for Bee since i realized all of their stuff on artfight is like, old illustrations where they're partially obscured by thematically relevant foliage or some shit. my swagful aroace death druid with wooden doctor octopus arms growing out of their back #dndoc
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
im pretty sure markiplier would throw flash-bang bombs at his fans for fun if he could get away with it
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i have the yaoi mind virus. i need to draw this man exploding and unfurling into taproots #bloodymary #simonthebutcher
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eunie 👾 || workin on comms @euniearts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#epitheterased // madoka lori from a LONG time ago that i finished recently! 🌸🎀
An illustration of Lorelai Blyndeff from Epithet Erased. She is dressed in Madoka Kaname's magical girl outfit, with her hair tied up to match. She is holding a bow similar to Madoka's, with the rabbit gem of Lorelai's staff, and a cupid-like arrow prepared. She is facing the left of the image, looking into the camera with a confident smile and posing identically to a Madoka figurine, leaning backwards with her legs bent as if floating, left hand holding the base of her bow as the right pulls back an arrow. The background features a white floral, rose-like design over a pink-to-white gradated background.
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
what have you guys been up to. lately ive really been enjoying bothering my friends #ironlung
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dr. de la Rosa has an encounter with Vespasian the Butcher #bloodymary
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
guys we need to be doing more with fucked up space monster simon #bloodymary #simonthebutcher
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#bloodymary
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i have to remind everybody from time to time that i can draw men too #bloodymary #ironlung #simontheconvict #simonthebutcher
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
he’s my favorite meatman #ironlung #simontheconvict #simonthebutcher
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Velvet @mutiniir.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
god i miss her
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
forever ago i made a molly/phoenica fusion and i recently rediscovered it. heres her two best friends Moxie and Tricia. #epitheterased
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Flare Theguncalamity @clottedscream.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it's hard to pick just four, but here are some big ones (taylor robin, modmad, studio ghibli, and osamu tezuka). some other notable influences are E.M. Carroll, Petra Erika Nordlund, Leyendecker, and my little pony.
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