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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's #MundieMonday! No major #EpithetErased news this week, which means it's time for another 🌟STAR BITE!🌟 This week's prompt: "Ramsey and Percy watch an awful buddy cop movie together"
Percy, a blonde andronynous police officer, is in the front seat of a police cruiser. She side-eyes behind her at Ramsey Murdoch, a convict in a red aloha shirt. One of his eyes is made of gold and he has black handcuffs with strange rainbow accents. He looks nervous.

Behind him in the reflection of the rear window there are two strange aliens from the fictional movie "THEY'RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE: THE PEEPERS!" One of them is a green paper mache head with balloon eyeballs. The other is a space suit made of HVAC supplies and an overturned glass fish bowl for the helmet covered in green paint.

The rest is a written story too long for Alt text. The full versions will eventually be available on EpithetErasedOnline.com. But I am sick this week and have not had a chance to upload them.
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🌺Paz🌺 @percivalking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ooooo oooo oooo you want to buy her so bad oooo - #pazzleart #epitheterased
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are just == 24 HOURS LEFT == to get your #EpithetErased Rick & Percy dolls. After this sale ends, they're gone forever! If you want one you'll have to buy it from a scalper upcharging you on eBay for like $150 and that's no good. Remember! "Say no to Zcalping!" GET YOURS NOW! (LINK BELOW) ⬇️
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ZORA/REY 🌻 @zorasalazar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GOING INSANE
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Penny @mossheart1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YO THIS GUY IS SO CUTE BRO
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy #MundieMonday, Epithet fans. Bo and I were both sick this week and we're feeling like Sylvie in this work-in-progress illustration. No Star Bite this week due to illness, but the Giovanni villain song's instrumental is done and recording has been scheduled. More #EpithetErased on the way!
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey all! #EpithetErased has an Instagram account now. Be sure to give us a follow because we're doing a DOLL GIVEAWAY! Get your own Rick and Percy doll by heading over to @EpithetErasedOfficial on Insta. Follow + comment with your favorite character for a chance to win!
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🦇 Riley says ~Eyahoo~ @pinknwhitebat12.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Driving in my car #EpithetErased
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Art Rodent(Comms open(1/5) @artrodent44.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I made more epithet pfps. I have a few more to go but this’ll be the biggest batch probably :3 #epitheterased
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey all! #EpithetErased has an Instagram account now. Be sure to give us a follow because we're doing a DOLL GIVEAWAY! Get your own Rick and Percy doll by heading over to @EpithetErasedOfficial on Insta. Follow + comment with your favorite character for a chance to win!
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's another #MundieMonday! This week's #EpithetErased news: ⭐ Another book illustration was completed this week! ⭐ Giovanni's villain song is 6+ minutes long. Recording is scheduled for this month ⭐ Small cleanup work on the website Star Bites resume next week!
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Circus 🎪🎊 @circuzclown.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Also Naven since i Love how this turned out #epitheterased #Navennuknuk
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Circus 🎪🎊 @circuzclown.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Posting this here aswell.. #epitheterased #zorasalazar
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🌺Paz🌺 @percivalking.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Being hip and cool - #pazzleart #epitheterased
A drawing of Percival King dabbing. In the corner is the Neo Trio reacting to her.
Phoenica: Wow! Mrs. King is trying to be cool!
Trixie: This is so cringe...
Molly: Is this really happening right now?
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Harpto @harptoarto.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
golden lady from your golden hour #epitheterased #epitheterasedfanart #zorasalazar
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Harpto @harptoarto.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
how ballerinas do this without breaking their bones is beyond me #epitheterased #epitheterasedfanart #merasalamin
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Harpto @harptoarto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
la la lorelai #epitheterased #lorelaiblyndeff
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•Cystall• @cystl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my favourite evil family #epitheterased
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🦇 Riley says ~Eyahoo~ @pinknwhitebat12.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can only imagine… #EpithetErased
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Art Rodent(Comms open(1/5) @artrodent44.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got bored, decided to work on a few epithet pfps bc of it #Epitheterased
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No Star Bite this week or next! Instead this #MundieMonday is dedicated to the new Rick and Percy dolls. They're only available until September 23rd, so grab them now before they're gone forever!
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't miss this episode of "Ztreet Smartz for Kidz"! The 1970s children's PSA that... appears to be advertising dolls for some reason? RICK AND PERCY DOLLS AVAILABLE NOW!
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🌺Paz🌺 @percivalking.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
EVERYONE LOOK AT HERRRRRRR (and Rick)
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't miss this episode of "Ztreet Smartz for Kidz"! The 1970s children's PSA that... appears to be advertising dolls for some reason? RICK AND PERCY DOLLS AVAILABLE NOW!
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
long live the king
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Trix! @trixthetrixster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally posting again, seems to be a once in a blue moon thing for me but the stream today inspired me. So in honor of the Friendship Flashbang stream today, "Four." #EpithetErased
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Percy and Rick dolls are available NOW as part of Makeship's FriendSHIP collection! Shake their hand and ⚡SEAL THE PACT OF FRIENDSHIP!!!⚡ The animated ad comes out later this week, but you can get the dolls right now! www.makeship.com/products/per... www.makeship.com/products/ric...
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This week's #EpithetErased 🌟Star Bite🌟 for #MundieMonday: "Mera gaming and getting ragebaited by kids.” - KC Artwork by @mutiniir.bsky.social This story is "soft canon", meaning that this did not actually happen in-universe, but the characters would act this way in this scenario. (1/3)
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Percy and Rick dolls are available NOW as part of Makeship's FriendSHIP collection! Shake their hand and ⚡SEAL THE PACT OF FRIENDSHIP!!!⚡ The animated ad comes out later this week, but you can get the dolls right now! www.makeship.com/products/per... www.makeship.com/products/ric...
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Lily @lilythehappysheep.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some art of Phoenica from epithet erased being all sleepy atop some sheep I commissioned from isabirdart.bsky.social. I'm so happy with how it turned out it's so cute I just love it so much! #EpithetErased
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🌺Paz🌺 @percivalking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
SHE IS YOUNG!!! - #pazzleart #epitheterased
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This week's #EpithetErased 🌟Star Bite🌟 for #MundieMonday: "Mera gaming and getting ragebaited by kids.” - KC Artwork by @mutiniir.bsky.social This story is "soft canon", meaning that this did not actually happen in-universe, but the characters would act this way in this scenario. (1/3)
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
next week
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Working on the upcoming Percy/Rick doll ad. Get a sneak peak here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO56...
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Cop-y Paste
YouTube video by Jello Plays Games
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Don @fuzzyminte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#epitheterased oh so lovey dovey
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✰ - PIGEON!! 🍏 (FREE 🇵🇸) @pigiwinkles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#epitheterased
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Tye Drago @tyedrago.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Attempted another Epithet Erased Character, this time it's the Gerbil man, Ramsey Murdoch, and he's turning a piece of my paper into gold- wait what!? #art #artwork #traditionalart #fanart #epitheterased @epitheterased.bsky.social @brendanblaber.bsky.social
Ramsey is using his Epithet to turn paper underneath him into gold
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Our second #EpithetErased 🌟Star Bite🌟 for #MundieMonday: This prompt comes from Victor: "Giovanni hosts a cooking show and teaches Molly." Artwork by @clottedscream.bsky.social I wanted to make this one shorter, but it ended up 5.5 pages. Whoops! (1/2)
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🦇 Riley says ~Eyahoo~ @pinknwhitebat12.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
くまちゃん 💚 #EpithetErased
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JoniOni @daonlyjoni.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Naven doodles🍏 #epitheterased
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•Cystall• @cystl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wip excited for their villain fits!! 1/3 (continue in comments) #epitheterased
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Art Rodent(Comms open(1/5) @artrodent44.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finally finished that EE fanart yayayay :3 (This took me way too long djshushshshsh) #epitheterased #fanart
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Our second #EpithetErased 🌟Star Bite🌟 for #MundieMonday: This prompt comes from Victor: "Giovanni hosts a cooking show and teaches Molly." Artwork by @clottedscream.bsky.social I wanted to make this one shorter, but it ended up 5.5 pages. Whoops! (1/2)
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CrystalClearEntertainment @crystalclearetr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I loveee how you draw gio! He looks like he came from a crayon box i love it
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Art Rodent(Comms open(1/5) @artrodent44.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I haven’t posted any drawings here for a few days but the drawing I’m doing right now might not get done for a little bit so here’s a wip :3
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Please enjoy the first #EpithetErased Star Bite, a bite-sized story based on reader-submitted prompts! This week: What Phoenica and Trixie get up to after the ending of "Prison of Plastic". Art by @brokenmercy.bsky.social
PROMPT:

"The Neo Trio walk into a bar to commiserate their troubles in film noir fashion"
- Flammable Zucchini

"What Trixie and Phoenica get up to when Molly's busy"
- VH

An image of Phoenica and Trixie, two twelve year olds, at a candy bar. Phoenica holds up a shot glass full of milk and shouts for another round. Trixie reacts with surprise.

TEXT:

Trixie Roughhouse had been walking around the neighborhood in search of her friend for the better part of an hour. Now they were here, smack dab in the bad part of town.

Trixie lowered their head and mumbled in a scary voice. “Whatever part of town I’m in is the bad part of town.” It paid to practice your intimidation tactics every day. You never know when you might need them. Trixie tilted their face up and down, strategically catching the sunlight at different angles so the shadows fell in an optimally scary way. “Oh? Is this the bad part of town? I hadn’t noticed since I . . . never leave it.” Their bang flipped the wrong way. Take two. “I hadn’t noticed since I’m . . . always here. Because I’m bad.”

Eh. There was something there.

Trixie shrugged and let the shadows fall from their face. They’d mess with one-liners later. They rounded the corner and their destination was in sight: The Juice Joint.

The Joint was a bar run out of an old train car. It was an authentic dining car taken from a real train so space in the venue was small, but that was fine. So was the clientele. The neighborhood kids had transformed it into a PG speakeasy, exchanging drinks and snacks for academic “favors”. More cheat sheets and test answers passed through this place than the teacher’s lounge. The school district knew all about the Joint, but they let it stay in operation. The forward-thinking educators of Sweet Jazz decided that a safe environment to teach kids about bribery and embezzlement (two of the city’s primary exports) was more important than making sure they had every part of their times tables memorized.

The Joint had been proudly serving anyone ages seven to seventeen for years. If you were over six feet tall, you needed an ID to verify your age if you wanted to get in. A badly-drawn cardboard skeleton mascot hanging over the door welcomed customers inside.

Ordinarily Phoenica Fleecity’s little goodie two-shoes wouldn’t be caught walking within five miles of this place, but this had been a rough week. She might be nearby.

Trixie’s suspicions were confirmed when they spotted a bike leaning against a telephone pole: Baby blue with all the fixings: Sparkly streamers, high-quality banana seat, a bell, water bottle holder. Heck, stick a trading card in the spokes and this was about as top-of-the-line as a bike could get. Primo target for stealing.

In fact, it was so good that it was suspicious. The owner hadn’t even locked it up (typical Feenie).

A crowd of adolescent would-be bike thieves were gathered around in a circle, staring at it. Was this a trap? A sting operation? Should one of them risk it?

Trixie cut into the circle of bikestanders (bike bystanders) and lifted up the frame, walking away with it. “A-thank you,” they said, waddling the bike over to the Joint’s bouncer, Brick.

Brick Hamshunkle, who both looked and sounded like his name would imply, held up a rectangular hand and growled as Trixie approached.

“Eyy, c’mon, Roughhouse. We don’t want no trouble.”

Every single one of Trixie’s older siblings had been banned from the Joint during their school days. Broken windows, broken glasses, broken bones. By the time Trixie was old enough to attend, they had been added to the ban list on relation alone as a cautionary measure.

(cont.)That’s fine. It wasn’t like Trixie wanted to work at the skeleton-themed candy bar mixing potions and drinks for people. It definitely hadn’t been their dream job since they were five, or anything. And you bet your bottom dollar that Trixie didn’t have a notebook in their bedside drawer full of recipes for concoctions they made up specifically to be served at this place some day if they changed their minds. It’s cool. Whatever.

“My friend’s in there,” Trixie blinked.

“Friend?” the bouncer scrunched his face up, unbelieving. Then he saw the bike. “Oh, yeah. Fleecity. Came in and bought three rounds for the whole bar.”

Trixie frowned. Wow. Okay. Cool. So the school tattletale is allowed inside the cheater bar so long as she pays her way in? Cool, great bouncing.

They winced at their own mental venom and swallowed it back down. That was mean. It wasn’t Feenie’s fault they couldn’t go in.

“Won’t be a minute,” Trixie smiled. They shoved Phoenica’s bike into Brick’s hands before he could protest. “Hold that.”

“H-Huh?”

The little outlaw disappeared into the bar, draping their purple hood over their face to hide their giveaway red hair. It was lively. The smell of bubblegum, boxcar metal, and tweenage hormones lindy-hopped to a jukebox tune. Everyone was enjoying their free snack packages and juice boxes. Trixie’s singular eye scanned the bar. Behind the assortment of multicoloredcandy jars was an ancient wall of “BANNED!” posters featuring hand-drawn images of her siblings in their younger days. Even her twin brother was up there. Rex had literally never been inside this place before. Unfair. If there was an opportunity Trixie was gonna rip that one down for sure.

The hooded figure’s plotting was interrupted by a girlish wail from the far side of the bar.

“Steward! Another one! Another, I say!” (cont.)Phoenica Fleecity raised an empty can of bubble water in the air, then flopped down, splaying her lanky arms across the countertop. She had a single-digit number of hairs out of place, which for her was an emotional crisis. Trixie appeared at her side like a one-eyed emotional support whack-a-mole.

“Feenie, what’re ya doin’ here?”

“Hm? . . . Trixie?!” Phoenica jumped. She rubbed her own eyes and fixed her posture, embarrassed to be seen in this condition. “I thought—” She had enough wherewithal to lean down and whisper. “I thought you weren’t allowed?”

“I’m allowed,” they lied. “Why weren’t you answering texts?”

“Oh, my dear!” she flailed. “I’m in a state. Molly’s been absent from school for two whole days now! I don’t know where to deliver her homework. She’s been kidnapped by a miscreant, and I can’t stop thinking about her grades. It’s affecting my composure. I can barely sleep! And I . . . !” Phoenica looked left and right with conspiratorial mania in her eyes. “Can you keep a secret?”

“Ya.”

Phoenica dug one of her many identical cell phones out of her pockets and messily thumbed through her gallery. “We had a pop quiz today. A pop quiz! Ten questions. Math. Easy. And look. Look at this!” She pulled up a photo and shoved it in Trixie’s face. A photo of a test. It was blurry. Her hand was probably shaking when she took it. “I got two of the questions wrong. Two! That’s a ‘B’. Eighty percent! Or at least I think it is. But why should you believe me? The math fraud!” She slammed her fist on the table. “Bartender! No more of this cheap seltzer! I want a glass of milk!”

(cont. in reply. Sorry, these are screenshots of text and Bsky only allows 2000 characters per post which isn't enough (eye roll)
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Please enjoy the first #EpithetErased Star Bite, a bite-sized story based on reader-submitted prompts! This week: What Phoenica and Trixie get up to after the ending of "Prison of Plastic". Art by @brokenmercy.bsky.social
PROMPT:

"The Neo Trio walk into a bar to commiserate their troubles in film noir fashion"
- Flammable Zucchini

"What Trixie and Phoenica get up to when Molly's busy"
- VH

An image of Phoenica and Trixie, two twelve year olds, at a candy bar. Phoenica holds up a shot glass full of milk and shouts for another round. Trixie reacts with surprise.

TEXT:

Trixie Roughhouse had been walking around the neighborhood in search of her friend for the better part of an hour. Now they were here, smack dab in the bad part of town.

Trixie lowered their head and mumbled in a scary voice. “Whatever part of town I’m in is the bad part of town.” It paid to practice your intimidation tactics every day. You never know when you might need them. Trixie tilted their face up and down, strategically catching the sunlight at different angles so the shadows fell in an optimally scary way. “Oh? Is this the bad part of town? I hadn’t noticed since I . . . never leave it.” Their bang flipped the wrong way. Take two. “I hadn’t noticed since I’m . . . always here. Because I’m bad.”

Eh. There was something there.

Trixie shrugged and let the shadows fall from their face. They’d mess with one-liners later. They rounded the corner and their destination was in sight: The Juice Joint.

The Joint was a bar run out of an old train car. It was an authentic dining car taken from a real train so space in the venue was small, but that was fine. So was the clientele. The neighborhood kids had transformed it into a PG speakeasy, exchanging drinks and snacks for academic “favors”. More cheat sheets and test answers passed through this place than the teacher’s lounge. The school district knew all about the Joint, but they let it stay in operation. The forward-thinking educators of Sweet Jazz decided that a safe environment to teach kids about bribery and embezzlement (two of the city’s primary exports) was more important than making sure they had every part of their times tables memorized.

The Joint had been proudly serving anyone ages seven to seventeen for years. If you were over six feet tall, you needed an ID to verify your age if you wanted to get in. A badly-drawn cardboard skeleton mascot hanging over the door welcomed customers inside.

Ordinarily Phoenica Fleecity’s little goodie two-shoes wouldn’t be caught walking within five miles of this place, but this had been a rough week. She might be nearby.

Trixie’s suspicions were confirmed when they spotted a bike leaning against a telephone pole: Baby blue with all the fixings: Sparkly streamers, high-quality banana seat, a bell, water bottle holder. Heck, stick a trading card in the spokes and this was about as top-of-the-line as a bike could get. Primo target for stealing.

In fact, it was so good that it was suspicious. The owner hadn’t even locked it up (typical Feenie).

A crowd of adolescent would-be bike thieves were gathered around in a circle, staring at it. Was this a trap? A sting operation? Should one of them risk it?

Trixie cut into the circle of bikestanders (bike bystanders) and lifted up the frame, walking away with it. “A-thank you,” they said, waddling the bike over to the Joint’s bouncer, Brick.

Brick Hamshunkle, who both looked and sounded like his name would imply, held up a rectangular hand and growled as Trixie approached.

“Eyy, c’mon, Roughhouse. We don’t want no trouble.”

Every single one of Trixie’s older siblings had been banned from the Joint during their school days. Broken windows, broken glasses, broken bones. By the time Trixie was old enough to attend, they had been added to the ban list on relation alone as a cautionary measure.

(cont.)That’s fine. It wasn’t like Trixie wanted to work at the skeleton-themed candy bar mixing potions and drinks for people. It definitely hadn’t been their dream job since they were five, or anything. And you bet your bottom dollar that Trixie didn’t have a notebook in their bedside drawer full of recipes for concoctions they made up specifically to be served at this place some day if they changed their minds. It’s cool. Whatever.

“My friend’s in there,” Trixie blinked.

“Friend?” the bouncer scrunched his face up, unbelieving. Then he saw the bike. “Oh, yeah. Fleecity. Came in and bought three rounds for the whole bar.”

Trixie frowned. Wow. Okay. Cool. So the school tattletale is allowed inside the cheater bar so long as she pays her way in? Cool, great bouncing.

They winced at their own mental venom and swallowed it back down. That was mean. It wasn’t Feenie’s fault they couldn’t go in.

“Won’t be a minute,” Trixie smiled. They shoved Phoenica’s bike into Brick’s hands before he could protest. “Hold that.”

“H-Huh?”

The little outlaw disappeared into the bar, draping their purple hood over their face to hide their giveaway red hair. It was lively. The smell of bubblegum, boxcar metal, and tweenage hormones lindy-hopped to a jukebox tune. Everyone was enjoying their free snack packages and juice boxes. Trixie’s singular eye scanned the bar. Behind the assortment of multicoloredcandy jars was an ancient wall of “BANNED!” posters featuring hand-drawn images of her siblings in their younger days. Even her twin brother was up there. Rex had literally never been inside this place before. Unfair. If there was an opportunity Trixie was gonna rip that one down for sure.

The hooded figure’s plotting was interrupted by a girlish wail from the far side of the bar.

“Steward! Another one! Another, I say!” (cont.)Phoenica Fleecity raised an empty can of bubble water in the air, then flopped down, splaying her lanky arms across the countertop. She had a single-digit number of hairs out of place, which for her was an emotional crisis. Trixie appeared at her side like a one-eyed emotional support whack-a-mole.

“Feenie, what’re ya doin’ here?”

“Hm? . . . Trixie?!” Phoenica jumped. She rubbed her own eyes and fixed her posture, embarrassed to be seen in this condition. “I thought—” She had enough wherewithal to lean down and whisper. “I thought you weren’t allowed?”

“I’m allowed,” they lied. “Why weren’t you answering texts?”

“Oh, my dear!” she flailed. “I’m in a state. Molly’s been absent from school for two whole days now! I don’t know where to deliver her homework. She’s been kidnapped by a miscreant, and I can’t stop thinking about her grades. It’s affecting my composure. I can barely sleep! And I . . . !” Phoenica looked left and right with conspiratorial mania in her eyes. “Can you keep a secret?”

“Ya.”

Phoenica dug one of her many identical cell phones out of her pockets and messily thumbed through her gallery. “We had a pop quiz today. A pop quiz! Ten questions. Math. Easy. And look. Look at this!” She pulled up a photo and shoved it in Trixie’s face. A photo of a test. It was blurry. Her hand was probably shaking when she took it. “I got two of the questions wrong. Two! That’s a ‘B’. Eighty percent! Or at least I think it is. But why should you believe me? The math fraud!” She slammed her fist on the table. “Bartender! No more of this cheap seltzer! I want a glass of milk!”

(cont. in reply. Sorry, these are screenshots of text and Bsky only allows 2000 characters per post which isn't enough (eye roll)
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We're hard at work on the next book and song, but both of those are going to take a long time without a lot to show each week, so we're doing this in order to have something more presentable.
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy #MundieMonday, everyone! I'm super excited to announce the start of 🌟EPITHET STARBITES!🌟 Each week we'll be posting a bite-sized #EpithetErased story based on your prompts. Is there a character interaction you want to see? Something you're curious about? Submit your idea now! (Rules below)
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Epithet Erased (Branding Work...) @epitheterased.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Over 100 pages on the Museum Book rewrite yay
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