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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted

@cloacadestroyer.bsky.social
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at 1k followers, this account will be abandoned (unless it serves the bit)

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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this guy thinks that learning boundaries is like a videogame, where you have to grind out Good Boy™ levels by raping women
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 02/10/2026
I respect bit accounts #NotAllBitAccounts
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hoomahns and your "salad dressing" i swear you people are never happy just eating something delicious, you gotta dunk it in slime or whatever
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jorkin it in front of every flock camera in my city so the AI HAS to build a profile of my peanits
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
where's elmo with teeth
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
haha ok man lets keep it family friendly in my bar
fire skeleton skip says:  "my ass was got.  she's cumbing"
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stuffing as many minions as i can into my ball sacke and trying to cross the border
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you cant just "thaw out" a caveman and he comes back to life thats fuckin ridiculous and you're all fools for going along with it
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck you im normal and this is normal behavior
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why do french hoomahns have so much god damn extra spit
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just heard about "jack and jill parties" where you get a bunch of friends to pay you in order to buy shit off you I love it
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
uhh..
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton: The first FEEEEEMALE to ever enter the Divine Treasury May the Divine Treasurer give her a reasonable rate on her golden condo
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Had to do it.
Star Trek DS9 title screen
"Quark Gets Fingerblasted"
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have finally blocked Didi pickles for her continued harassment of me and my friends. Bluesky really should just ban her at this point.
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
actually this site is for whatever the fuck we want it to be about, hoomahn go yell at starbucks workers somewhere else
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
happy international FEMALESSSSSS day
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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 24/01/2026
like watching a clown car drive through a hospital. Quark is loud, aggressive, and somehow very charming. this [film] shifts through scenes seamlessly at times. the rest of the time? it breaks down doors, and gnaws at the seams. watch it with a friend. watch it alone. regardless — watch it
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Fingerblastmas Hoo-mahns
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
oh shit its that bright light again! Hell yeah lets go see whats up
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
wearing a BLM shirt as i bring the green bean casserole in, so it cancels out
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
the real heros of the macys parade, the bros shovelin up the horse poopies
fire skeleton and his brother shovelin horse poopies off the street during the thanksgiving day parade

a "believe" balloon floats promisingly in the background
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 27/11/2025
If this image means something to u then u probably followed me. This is my new account. If know u, feel free to DM for the tea if ur curious. Slowly following everyone i used2 follow (trying to avoid spam label)
Weed garfield
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@badposter.lol you're going to JAIL bucko
fire skeleton screencappin a completely unhinged response to skips "epstein files" post

"Leah (@leahon2wheels.bsky.social)
If your opinion on the epstien files is this or similar, you deserve to be punished with the same sentencing those on the list recieve. Including being forced to register as a sex offender."
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
True Stories from my Degenerate Childhood I moved away from family really young, and my first thanksgiving alone i was doing exactly this, getting high as fuck playing PC games and vibing my dad lived roughly 6 hours away so i didn't even give it a second thought anyway he showed the fuck up
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
fire skeleton's Alf Speech Bubble meme

see the joke is that alf ate cats
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
if you have an opinion on pro/antishipping, you are 15 years old
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
SHOCKED LISTENERS! CHILD SUPERMODEL JON BENÉT RUMSFELD IS DEAD! THIS MORNING @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social AND @badposter.lol FOUND LITTLE JON BENÉT DEAD OF AN APPARENT SUICIDE! FURTHER COMPROMISING THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE AS YET UNRELEASED FILES ON THE PAIR! RELEASE THE MEATLORD FILES!
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
this stream is completely desynced from the parade, so this just got announced as LITTLE JONNNNN TURN DOWN FOR WHATTTT
fire skeleton's buzz lightyear parade float
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
labubu thanksgiving float
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
fire skeleton is quarks face popping out of a bloated cow butt, with SCOM standing on the cow butt
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 27/11/2025
guys i just got my hands on the Epstein files and you’re not gonna like what you see,
red and gold book cover that says Epstein Filesopen book that says

the clintons
bernie sanders
mamdani
the bidens
obama
nancy pellosi
immigrants
p diddy
guy from green day
elon musk
putin
mr potato head
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
lol this fucking site
Quark Gettin Fingerbla... @cloaca... • 1m
i wanna lick that turkussy

Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social
I got added to a feed list for this Imao
“Misogynists
List by @brilikebrioche.swifties.social”
Nov 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"im gonna rinse the poop outta this cow guts and stuff it full of meat so it looks like a turd and then im gonna eat it" ^ i need to know how this happened bc while i understand that sausage is delicious, i have no idea how the inventor thought of it and everyone was like "ok yeah ill eat that"
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
PETA is good actually
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Emmaline (digital dog of renown) @sockart.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Gimgle is here for u in these trying times
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
its when skip is like "haha oh man, thats just like [one of three hundred billion accounts he knows]"
fire skeleton's discord snapshot of me saying "you cant just be like blorkus was in it, and gimgle had an onion"
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
my thanksgiving is tomorrow bc i wanna watch what yall do and copy your homework
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
someone should desquiggle Dr Katz
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
of course a fuckin Hayleigh likes it
fire skeleton's sister Hayleigh P got drunk and reviewed Kinda Pregnant:

"This movie was so funny 😭. I love the main actress in movies, she’s like another Melissa McCarthy"
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
you're #9!!!
fire skeleton copied the top 20 blocked list on clearsky

skip is 9th place at 413 blocks
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
forcing wistful millennials to sit down and actually watch the mighty ducks the whole way through
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
just asking questions here, honest engagement welcome
fire skeleton asking in discord if tgiving is the opposite of cisgiving
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Quark Gettin Fingerblasted @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
fire skeleton's pensive batman face
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a. hedgehog @aethertempest.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
first they came for the elvis haters , but i did not speak up for i did not hate elvis . then they came for the epstein lovers , but i did not speak up for i did not love epstein . then they came for me and there was no-one left to stand up for me , because skip had got them all banned . amen
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