clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 14/02/2026So basically the truth will set us free but the problem is the truth has never been less discernible 081
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/02/2026A better and brighter future for everyone of course ❤️ 090
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It bears repeating, if you’re at all left leaning you need to be weightlifting while listening to anti fascist heavy metal and envisioning you know what 2192
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/02/2026music.apple.com/us/album/sla...music.apple.comSlaughterhouse (feat. Bryan Garris) by Motionless In White on Apple MusicSong · 2022 · Duration 4:23 000
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No I don’t want a “Pam Bondi” that sounds disgusting 0121
Reposted by clintorisKOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE 72540221349
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Subverting the rise of anti intellectualism by asking Wait what 0336
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The fact that going to Starbucks in 2010 was queerflagging 010
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Guy with medical anxiety who has to pee after jerking off so he doesn’t get an std 0120
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Love when a restaurant has “food and drinks” that’s exactly what I’m talking aboutttttt 0323
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Gay guy on a Sunday evening: I can’t believe I have to work tomorrow and I’m gay 0202
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 22/01/2026ICE agents are not worthy of love, community or forgiveness and if you are related to one you should disown them publicly 0439
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I am liking Instagram ads containing men’s asses without purchasing the product as a radical act of queer self determination and an affront to pink capitalism. 0140
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Slack “away” message idea: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie 0140
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds 0250
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 29/12/2025[typing with only my left hand] I’m more leftist than you 0181
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Experiencing human connection amidst societal collapse >> 0130
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory 0110
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Turns out lifting weights and riding a bike makes you feel better 1371
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/10/2025No use shooting ragoons, no use chasing egg rolls too 050
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar 1130
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Forcing optimism just to flex that muscle, if anything. It’s been a minute so I was like hey what if I took a position on a current event that wasn’t the most despondent one possible. 160
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/10/2025SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose 1180
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs 090
Reposted by clintorisonion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen 1207260355785
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time 0160
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake 060
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you 1130
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream 0140
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat 1190
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way 0210
