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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Great place to start
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Saturday 7pm gym to numb the pain
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I heart music I heart water I heart music water
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Here’s how Kamala can still win:
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Turns out lifting weights and riding a bike makes you feel better
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Going to the gym even though I want to die instead
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Austin
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Not my fault your gay
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Where my other allies at
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
No I got beans
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
First meal of age 30 vs. the last
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Gay
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I love my life!! I love my life so much!!!! But everything has fallen apart so I must focus more on what I am doing and not only what I am feeling
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Turning off Coachella after Charli
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Looking at my phone where people act kindly and problems are being solved
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
So if you’re afflicted, you’re welcome
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’ve lowkey been saying my prayers for the afflicted lately
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When you live alone and want something done so you have to do it
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just spent 13 minutes deciding what to have for breakfast and settled on peanut butter toast
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hashtag hair journey
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Cut my own hair
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#Bernie2016
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Me too but I knitted this blanket and didn’t think about society crumbling for about 4 hours so that was chill
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Found love in a hopeless place
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Went to do Sunday laundry and the washer is broken
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My face when I see pizza fr
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Fuck the club up, fuck the, fuck the club up
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Gay vibe
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Seems fine
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
So melancholic I pulled a tarot card
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Some nights you just gotta fry your brain and forego the psychoanalysis
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Moving across the country for no reason once again cuz fuck it I’m young and in love
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m moving to Austin in January and I get to live alone in a house for the first time ever. I didn’t buy it. Don’t cancel me for being blessed and highly favored. Do any of you live in Austin? I want to host dinner parties
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh I leave quite an impression
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Who says gay guys and cats don’t get along
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Here damn
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You should be here tbh
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Feel better pls
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hoping the fascists will knock it off when they see this
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Worldwide fascism doesn’t really align with my fantasy tho
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Mom sat me down last night to tell me I need to stop being a whore and need to find a boyfriend
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Not to be fake woke but I have trouble distinguishing where my feelings end and others’ begin
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