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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What. The actual fuck. Is this ridiculous peloton ad they show every commercial break during the NFL network Gameday?

clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@acairns.co.uk I love your concepts. I am an english major in an IT field and i use all kinds of analogies/metaphors when I'm talking to our clients! love it!

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

what the deuce is a clavicular? do i even... want to know?

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A Thing I hate about living in the DC: Limited amount of river crossings. 495 between VA/MD is always a parking lot, driving down into DC to go over another bridge to get to Southern MoCo is untenable. the next bridge is up at fucking Point of Rocks or some shit. JFC. build another bridge FFS

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

listening to a podcast ep about "death at disney" where ppl say walt disney haunts disneyland. i started laughing even before Daisy Eagan got to the punchline. Walt Disney Isn't DEAD. he's frozen cryogenically awaiting his zombie, erm, reanimation! great stuff. recommend Strange & Unexplained.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

top notch lols today from McSweeney's, hope you also enjoy. and i did read it in Mick's voice

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"social sharing" by news agencies and "gift articles" from friends who post them do not require my email So I have stopped reading. I don't want to give out my email anymore. My inbox has turned into a cesspool of absolute shit nonsense advertising I regret ever submitting my email to anything

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it is chilly enough outside that I just brought in my monstera. She has enjoyed the back porch, the heat, the humidity, getting spritzed in the sunshine. I'm hoping that she does well over the winter here in the house and doesn't get too sad. And, she'll go outside still, just not at night!

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i am so so very confused. Why is he in Ireland talking about this. No one in Ireland CARES what he thinks about how he won 3 times, rigged election, blah blah blah. Oh my head. Shut up. Stop talking. Read the room. Please for the love of all that is good and pure. Stop it.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

just a loving reminder, it is Barenaked Ladies with no "the" at the beginning. just ... Barenaked Ladies. carry on with your days, everyone. Even you people absolutely hating that the Bills invited them to sing the Canadian National Anthem.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

oh no! Won't somebody think of the billionaires! maybe we can build mansions around Data Centers? There's TONS of space around them. they've been built in the absolute middle of nowhere, right? They can live/breathe/LISTEN/exist right next to the crap they wanted put into other people's yards.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

favorite AI search: I wanted a peanut sauce recipe that didn't include maple syrup (for real, what???) searched, & got nothing but recipes including maple syrup the AI thing said "would you like for me to find you more recipes without maple syrup?" girl please, you failed. shut up.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

what song have you not heard in years that recently popped into your head?For me, it is "More Fool Me" by Genesis. somehow, the phrase came to memory, & then the song followed. "Selling England by the Pound" is a fantastic album. Spent time with it today, gladly. #musiclyrics #genesis

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

is there a band named Danger Will Robinson? Because I think that would be a good one.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We're living in the Twilight Zone episode "It's A Good Life" where 6yr old Anthony rules with terror. if you don't do it/give it to him, he banishes you to the cornfield. Everyone just does what he wants, in fear for their lives. You know who the little kid is now, right? I wish we could stop him.

screenshot of Bill Mumy from the twilight zone episode "It's a good life" banishing someone to the cornfield. We're living in this episode now.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

@totalvibration.bsky.social I mean, we get it. right? this is absolutely true and pure and wonderful

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

when your favorite sportsball journo sports apparel from your fave band, you smile because worlds come together. Norlander achieved fame (or infamy?) for his Guster is for Lovers sticker on his laptop... the internet wasn't talking about Coach K that night, they were asking "What's a Guster?"

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Interesting day in BSKYland. I've been reliving memories of my miscarriage in '94 (after the recent posting by @marisakabas.bsky.social & her loss) commiserating w/ men & women alike. Then, the death of dolly parton... There are so many good, kind people here. supportive, loving. What a blessing.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hear me out: Let's rename it the John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Center for the Performing Arts. let's all agree on that.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I remember telling myself at one point "OH! be sure to listen to this one!" and then I dropped the ball. will be tuning in. for sure.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

dolly parton has left us, & yet, others still walk & breathe this feels unfair on so many levels Growing up, I didn't appreciate the "old" country, Haggard, Cash, Parton, Lynn, etc. It took me until adulthood to grasp how good, pure, wonderful it all was. Especially Dolly We will always love you

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hi, everyone. DEI exists (or for most companies existED) so stupid idiots would have people in the room when ads or products are made to say "this is NOT a good product. it is RACIST" "please do NOT approve this ad, it is absolutely misogynistic" But Here we are Once again

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

tfw you are cheffing up an apple pie w/ the last 8 apples, & you think you put chili powder in the pie, and you're absolutely panicking. maybe it was cinnamon. the little jar dealies all look exactly the same. label color, etc. ya know. i mean, worse things have happened, yeah?

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

www.npr.org/2026/08/21/n... I'm not sure how dozens of cars speeding around DC is a "celebration" of the nation's 250th anniversary. I think it is disruptive, noisy, wasteful, and I'd even wager dangerous and stupid. Am I the only one?

npr.org

What to know about this weekend's IndyCar race on the National Mall

Why is the car race in this part of D.C.? Will it be streaming? Who's paying for it? Here's what to know before the Freedom 250 Grand Prix hits the National Mall this weekend.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

don't stop believin' hold on to that feeeeeeeelinnnnnnnnnn spreadsheet people woah oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

need a pickup today? Go watch Weird Al's latest tiny desk concert. what a band. Fantastic show. i regret not going in person!!!

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general... Learned about this today. I've said that there is a special place in hell for people who scam the elderly, and now I'd like to widen that circle to all scammers in general. At least Bruce didn't fall for the extended car warranty thing mom did. 5 times.

hollywoodreporter.com

Inside the Fake Celebrity Podcast Scam Fooling Hollywood

Seth Rudetsky thought Nikki Glaser wanted him on her podcast. Bruce Vilanch thought Terry Gross wanted him on hers. Both were targets of a hoax.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

@reporteramber.bsky.social have you done a Crimes of the Centuries on the Madeline Murray O'Hare abduction & murder? I'm watching a documentary on them right now about it, and I knew about her disappearing, but ... wow?

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

having been to many barn weddings, at the next one I go to I will walk around doing the voice of The Barn and say all the things in this article. Read and enjoy. McSweeney's for the win, yet again.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

relevant to my last post. Meet more of your internet friends. @jennydye.bsky.social and @therealcheftom.bsky.social were in maine alllllllllll the way from Utah, so I got jumped into the gang for a minute. @guster.bsky.social brings all the cool kids out into the world to hang out together!

met up with the Utahns at On The Ocean fest. picture is of 6 people.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

a beautiful performance, and they did my favorite DCFC song - Title & Registration. so happy to see this today.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

On the ocean weekend begins, hangman to pass the time in the car, running into my sister on the mass pike Let's do this, @guster.bsky.social @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social

What a crazy random happenstance, timing wise to run into my sister at the Charlton rest area.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

watching footage of Glen Hansard's funeral, I am convinced that there are people living good & wonderful lives, where absolute strangers love them, and the world mourns for them. Then, there are some people who when they die, I've got a bottle of champagne on deck.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

today i learned how to make buttermilk substitute and it has changed my life. so excite.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'm going to say this out loud right now. why the actual motherfucking FUCK is glen hansard dead and other motherfuckers walk this earth? Actual motherfuckers how destroy, ruin, kill, devastate I'm so angry right now. So very angry. and there is nothing i can do about it but be sad. Fuck.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

thinking on the fauci hearings, i can't help but think about if the CDC et al did nothing, didn't tell us to stay home, wear masks, get vaccinated, how many MORE people would be dead. But it seems like no one thinks of that. they think he committed a crime here. Make it make sense.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

enjoyed Linda's thread of her Glen experience and echo that I too am powerless against the demographic.

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clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

amusingsbnl.blogspot.com/2026/07/i-sh... a rare sharing of my blog in the public sphere, putting this out there. Friends, if you should suddenly, unexpectedly die & be gone from this mortal plane please live a life that results in people speaking as beautifully of you as they are of Glen.

amusingsbnl.blogspot.com

I shall eclipse you - on the loss of Glen Hansard

You've found the blog about Guster, dogs, beer, and life in the Washington DC area, by me! Your pal Chris.

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