Sign in

clgeiger.bsky.social

@clgeiger.bsky.social
363 followers 149 following 2.1K posts

Tech Support maven, big huge Guster Fan, i love dogs and stuff. Refusing to call it Gulf of America because that screws up the lyrics to "Up On Cripple Creek," and I will die on that hill.

PostsRepliesMedia
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 18h
that's a wild story. fishy from every angle.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
huh. And here I thought he was long, long dead and gone www.npr.org/2026/10/06/g...
npr.org
Jim Bakker, who built 'PTL Club' televangelism empire, has died at 86
Jim Bakker, along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes.
110
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my favorite is the NYT "fall from grace" bit. Oh? Oh Really? Fall from grace is how you'd sum up Hastert? jfc
0100
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when I read the "no one expected" I instantly heard Michael Palin screaming "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" and now i can't stop laughing.
static.klipy.com
Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition Monty Python'S Flying Circus No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition
ALT: Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition Monty Python'S Flying Circus No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition
140
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ugh. my friend Jeff is at shoalsfest tormenting me with pictures & video and i might die. i absolutely love this so much.
020
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
damn. mocoshow.com/2026/10/01/g... this is kind of depressing but. rising costs, etc. blah blah blah. Thankfully I have 3 wonderful breweries so close to my house. Will miss ya, Slainte.
mocoshow.com
Guinness to Close Maryland Brewery - The MoCo Show
Guinness Open Gate Brewery in Halethorpe will permanently close on Sunday, November 1, ending an eight-year run for the Guinness destination just outside Baltimore. Guinness announced the closure Thur...
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh hey, whassup!
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bet LTC also busked all over the city. Probably Buffalo Tom. @kayhanley.bsky.social @billjanovitz.bsky.social Were you youths busking 'round town in your youthness? back in the day?
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ha! i was going to include the TDC in my reply. I wrote that story.
040
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guster. formed at tufts university 1991. i saw them for the first time busking in a storefront in harvard square then the next time i saw them they were opening for BNL.
220
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
write this damn movie.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i commented on the Wrong Aaron Post, so i deleted my comment... meant to comment on a different one. You post so many good things. Thank you for all you do to shine a light in the darkest corner of the universe.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can I haz cheesburger, or .... Czech style beerz?
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think what he's thinking the word "artificial" MEANS fake, so everyone calling it artificial is saying this is "Fake Intelligence," Not necessarily that "artificial" is a fake word. And he's a dope for not knowing artificial means "not human" in this case. His level of education is ... none.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank you for sharing this because i swear to glob every time they say "SI" i think of fetch. thank you
021
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was going to post what's the over under for how quickly he invokes Biden's name and blames him for everything. Less than or more than 4 minutes?
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like no other bag ever seen before in history.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He can't accept that people do not want AI or Data Centers. They want to make fetch happen so bad, and deny deny deny that real humans do not want. And then say it is a chinese based psyop. seriously dude. no one wants this shit. Stop trying. Stop lying. oh, but you are incapable.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love Kevin great stuff from him!
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What. The actual fuck. Is this ridiculous peloton ad they show every commercial break during the NFL network Gameday?
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you may be right!
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS FUN PICTURE MY DOG PHOTOBOMBED! @dcbeer.com #upperstembrewing #drinkmarylandbeer #toffeedog
240
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TWw... You do know Guster parodied this (Brian plays the lady news anchor) as well as Family Guy too. but I like @guster.bsky.social 's take better.
youtube.com
Grape Stomping With Guster
YouTube video by Guster
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol love to see it.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
initially i found this show so cringe that i couldn't watch it at all, until I really started to get into the story of the business and the friendships, and how absolutely whack everyone is. i'm going to rewatch it because it is so fun.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love reading your posts but I must say - all the Claudia pictures make me really want to take a trip up to all the cute towns on the Hudson, and go to all these beautiful restaurants, and have a cocktail on the deck, and look out over the vast gorgeousness of the landscape. Thank you for sharing
030
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, so Aaron, I think you can't write but I'm an illiterate turd who can't spell. Or maybe I voice to text and do not bother proofreading my screeds. this guy can suck a bag. or these guys. whatever dudes, you don't want aaron to write but yinz need another hobby too. go take a seat.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@totalvibration.bsky.social Turnstile was amazing and seeing you there in the mix... chef kiss. love me some tiny desk!
011
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you can keep your car registered at the RMV, but you don't need to park it there. Let's find another garage that works for you. I am amazed at how many people absolutely understand what I'm talking about when i couch everything in terms & images that they already understand. fun stuff!
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
currently, I'm assisting folks w/ DNS, I've got a great explainer about how a website is a car. GoDaddy is a registry of motor vehicles, DNS host is a garage where you park your car. GoDaddy HAS a garage but does not support a record we need you to put on your car, so you need to find a new garage.
100
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@acairns.co.uk I love your concepts. I am an english major in an IT field and i use all kinds of analogies/metaphors when I'm talking to our clients! love it!
110
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not to rag on anyone if they have a medical issue (unlike POTUS making fun of someone with CP. cough) but does Bessent have a medical condition that makes him blink and blink and blink all the time? Are the lights too bright in the studio? It's .... noticeable and weird.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
please do not ruin that song for me, Don.
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he's a citizen, he lives in someone's district, he has feelings about the environment and protecting it. probably supports trans rights. yes. c'mon bigfoot VOTE! the midterms need you.
050
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Horatio Csi
ALT: Horatio Csi
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love you, Danielle. Going to Kalshi to decide who to bet on, you or @ryanbenk.bsky.social hahahahhaha!
020
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i just brought my Monstera into the house, I kept her on the porch all summer and she LOVED it. I'm hoping for one or two more days where she can thrive outside... and also am not falling for fake fall.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaah, i see. number 2 it is! heh. number 2
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what the deuce is a clavicular? do i even... want to know?
110
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you are truly a pubmedia powerhouse! we got a VRBO in NOLA once, the homeowner turned EVERY light on in the house, put a huge bottle of wine on ice for us, and had WWOZ cranking through the speakers wired to every room. such a nice touch. WWNO (still love 'em tho) wouldn't have been right! lol.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol actually no, Landry, we don't. if you ask a lot of the hoi palloi, folks don't care much for golf courses either (new ones being constructed, expanded, etc). and I think 40x the amount of water is not accurate? Maybe today but if you put more data centers in place I bet the scales tip.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry we didn't connect but i am so glad you were there!
110
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A Thing I hate about living in the DC: Limited amount of river crossings. 495 between VA/MD is always a parking lot, driving down into DC to go over another bridge to get to Southern MoCo is untenable. the next bridge is up at fucking Point of Rocks or some shit. JFC. build another bridge FFS
000
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sorry we didn't connect last night. we were on the exact opposite side of where you were taking this shot from. There tonight?
110
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck. I am so sad.
020
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
listening to a podcast ep about "death at disney" where ppl say walt disney haunts disneyland. i started laughing even before Daisy Eagan got to the punchline. Walt Disney Isn't DEAD. he's frozen cryogenically awaiting his zombie, erm, reanimation! great stuff. recommend Strange & Unexplained.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ernie's Facepalm on Sesame Street
ALT: Ernie's Facepalm on Sesame Street
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
top notch lols today from McSweeney's, hope you also enjoy. and i did read it in Mick's voice
110
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of the best jokes ever on TV. ever.
010
clgeiger.bsky.social @clgeiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"social sharing" by news agencies and "gift articles" from friends who post them do not require my email So I have stopped reading. I don't want to give out my email anymore. My inbox has turned into a cesspool of absolute shit nonsense advertising I regret ever submitting my email to anything
110