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Sam

@clesalir.bsky.social
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Just a guy who roleplays, likes giant robots, and plays video games. Also some sort of Technological Wizard. I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
… ……… OKAY FINE
Ben Reilly: Peter's whining is really getting to me. "Boo hoo, my wife is too beautiful and I have too many friends and my massive hog barely fits in my tights."
Kaine: We're his clones. We all have the same "hog." 
Ben Reilly: HELL YEAH WE DO 
Kaine: I'm not high fiving you.
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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074 @v074.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A-Rank Bond With The Unit I Love But The Player Keeps Forcing Me To A-Rank With Someone Else So Their Child Can Have A Low-Turn-Completion Meta-Defining Passive Skill
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Sam @clesalir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cold and rainy and I cannot find Yahtzee and I'm low-key freaking out
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Sam @clesalir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just saw a fucking Christmas ad. It's September. God has forsaken us
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Sam @clesalir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm glad yahtzee has discovered the window in my bedroom overlooking the rest of the houses on the street has an amazing view of things because it's become her new spot and has calmed her down significantly.
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Bonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can pry the hope and love out of my cold dead corpse. I will ALWAYS be kind and good.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the show was called "playing it straight" and i'll just post the first 2 minutes for your edification
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
Darkmessiah on discord: "Playing DnD is not hard you just roll dice and then say something insane and the DM sighs"
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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mit @mitsame.art · 20/09/2026
i realized i could draw whatever i want so i drew them together
aerith gainsborough from final fantasy vii and shadow from the sonic the hedgehog series posing together. aerith has her back facing shadow, looking at the viewer while holding her guard stick. shadow leans forward, holding a green chaos emerald
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just hit me that i can upload the greatest video game trailer of all time to this website
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Ambassador G'Kar🏳️‍🌈 @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For Batman Day, I present the best Batman scene ever:
Ace: "They were training me, turning me into a weapon 'for justice'. They got their weapon, I got cheated of my childhood"
Batman: "I know what that's like"
Ace: "You do, don't you?"
Ace: "You don't have to answer, I read your mind.  That's how I knew you weren't going to use Ms Waller's weapon on me"
Batman: "No, I wasn't"
Ace: "You were gonna try and talk me into fixing what I've changed..."
Ace: "before I die"
Batman: "Yes"
Ace: "I'm dying very soon"
Batman: "Yes, I'm sorry"
Ace: Would you stay with me?  I'm scared"
Batman sits with her and holds her hand
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Naomi! @naominori.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I dont want to turn on my laptop
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Sam @clesalir.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm unsure if this intense pain from this morning was just Dreaded Male TummyAche or if being crippled for 6 hours in bed is something I should maybe talk to a doctor about. Hmmmm
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
brittany wilson (@sameoldstory) on twitter:
"One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember pretty well"
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Say the line, Bart”
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Mom @milph.mom · 15/09/2026
OMG
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 15/09/2026
"we need to normalize making friends like this in real life" uhhh this exists (1/2)
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Sam @clesalir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yahtzee just chilling like normal.
Yahtzee lounging in a rocker chair wedged next to a large Pikachu plush.
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Hi, It's Kawaiikochans. @kawaiikochans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. As we couldn't find "Kawaiikochans Predicts The Name "Steam Frame" Comics" quickly enough, please enjoy "The Comic With The Appearance Of @christinelove.bsky.social -nee".
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Sam @clesalir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally getting somewhere playing Metroid Dread and I entirely forgot the emotional gameplay loop was: -yo movement is fun -THIS EMMI IS BULLSHIT IT'S JUST GUESSING WHERE IM AT -WHY IS THERE A BOSS FIGHT JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE -FUCKING GUESS THE PATTERN WHITE BOY EAT SHIT -oh cool new toy
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Kate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The original version of this was posted on my FAisDM (felicitousArtisan is Darth Mongoose) Tumblr many years ago. I drew it at about 11pm right before going to bed, trying to express something I felt about art. When I woke up it kinda blew up.
Flowchart drawn by Kate Holden in orange, aliases lines reads:
HOW TO BE ANARTIST.
Make some art.-> Does it look terrible? 1. YEAH 2. NO (both lives lead to thesame conclusion box) -> You are an artist -> Make more art
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Chris Richards @eclecticradical.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ulrich Salkow (the guy they named the jump after) won a gold medal in the only year a woman, Madge Syers, competed. She won silver. In a deliberately grandiose gesture of competitive respect, Salchow gave Syers his medal and said she was the best skater in the competition. The judges banned women.
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 13/09/2026
Happy Birthday to anime's dumbest of ass purest of heart magical girl: Hibiki "I'll return alive even if it kills me" Tachibana
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Symphogear Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Alt: Symphogear Senki Zesshou Symphogear Hibiki Transformation
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Gildersneeze from Burgers @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
man weird indie jank is the best
( DEV-NOTE )__ BERZERKER IS BASICALLY THE GUY
SHE TELLS YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THIS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
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Breathing-lad @breathing-lad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’ve been thinking about this ted edit by tiktok user “wrestledee” for DAYS
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP THIS PANEL CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
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WereZeki @zekidragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 so I get to remind people that Mimi was at ground zero canonically
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🎀Nocti🌙The Gensokyo 199x girl🪽 @noctiilio.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i don't think i talked about how as a prank to my friends i edited the entire 2 hour run of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children like a ytp and passing it off as a weird link from 2007 i found on internetarchive heres the Sephiroth fight edited like a classic cartoon. The whole film is like this.
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∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning
Mind to Mind Communication meme image but it is edited with poorly drawn MS paint so the two people are Heero Yuy and Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing and the text is replaced with "Just Wild Beat Communication" and "雨に打たれながら".
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 11/09/2026
OH MY GOD
a screenshot from We Love Katamari, where the king of cosmos says "It's 9/11, today is 9/11!! The birthday of your first crash!"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 17/08/2026
the hero swings both ways #zelda
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every week this story gets better.
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Cagliostro's Spookiest Soldier @lyonbrandr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Miss Piggy is a woman that could have been like a mother to me."
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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