iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jay @clench.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

during character creation white guys have to pick a Radiohead song that they always sing at karaoke or to themselves. Creep has been the meta since launch atp but recent developments have made Let Down really rise in usage/pick rate

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

in these divisive times, it's important to remember when we used to see each other as human. here's our Top Ten SEXIEST Nazis In Movies!

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Theorycrafting avant-garde, one-word JOI. Open-ended with interpretation varying heavily from person to person. Defenestrate. Ungulate. Lettuce. You figure it out

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

is that a burger in your pocket or are you just hungry to see me

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women with plort @horrificnaturals.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

ACTUALLY , im mad excited for Halloween. I love when there's a month of pure terror and no other months are like that for some reason! No other months are scary. Why Would you ever be scared right now :]

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

somebody at work asked "would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze glitter" and the vote was nearly even which is absolutely insane to me. one of those is a cute little party trick, a little annoying at most, and the other is like apocalypticly life-ruining. actual coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb choice

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

one of the biggest pains in the ass of waking up super sleep deprived is how my body's like "there's no way you'd willingly do this unless you were ill. you should throw up" and i gotta just thug it out and stack breakfast on toppa that. like i do this every week man keep up. promethean struggle

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

THIS GOES OUT to EVERYONE who ever THOUGHT I GAVE A FUCK!!! *holding mic close to chest* i do not deserve your grace...

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

remember kids: hit the pen (weed), and you'll hit the pen (jail)

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Tootsie roll owl if it was awesome be like how many wipes to get to the center of an epic diap? let's find out...

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

what happens if you have synesthesia then get tinnitus. are you just stuck in like the orange dimension forever

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

gunky john lennon be like: I want goo. I want goo so baa-aad babe it's driving me mad

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

nooo!!! noo don't look at my small iron!! *crowd loudly jeering me* hey look at the small iron on this guy's hip! shit's tiny!

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

(cameron winters voice) you're making me feel like there's a dollar in my ass. you're making me feel like I'm in zero dollar class

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

esports? I'm in the pussy hitting them gsports brother up top

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

being a travelling vagabond and subtly stealing a noble's coinpurse and tossing it in the air a little bit before snatching it once they turn the corner must feel good as fuck

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

another day, one dollar. im fucked

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

gunky underscores be like: slop. me if. you've heard this one before. girls. like us. are gloppin in the glorb.

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

if you left me alone in a room with no burger i would leave burger

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

if you left me alone in a room with a burger i would leave pregnant

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

what if instead of pop rocks they made poop rocks and they tasted like shit and farted instead of popped

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

grizzled old man hunching over the bar: i used to be an epic memer... but now... *shoots whiskey* now I'm just a quirk chungus...

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

hate the phrase "stop me if youve heard this one before" bc ill say it out of habit & my homeboy Omnipotent Jon The All-Seeing One will raise his hand to stop me before ive even started because hes already heard every permutation of ordered syllables possible. like maybe Sam hasn't heard it yet dude

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

communist bf who doesn't do aftercare bc he doesn't believe in unpaid emotional labor

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

everybody call me 'effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗' the way they freeze up when they see my name

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

hey, wanna see something cool? take the number 8. now lay it on it's side. you see that, right? that's right: she's sleeping :)

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

john lennon seeing a woman like *beatles accent* ooooh fuck she's heavy. she's heavy as shit. stay calm jonny boy, you can be normal about this. *knuckles whitening* you can be normal about this

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

you say you did that "for shits and giggles". yet here i stand, neither shitting nor giggling

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

was shadowboxing in the shitter while pissing to further improve my technique in the downtime ( #efficiencymaxxing) but ended up annihilating my medicine cabinet and golden showering all my bathroom tile. send prayers folks the devil beat me today

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

okay, alright, i'm imagining a burger. so what do i - what? those liberals are gonna do WHAT to my burger!? oh no way. *pulls up wrangler jeans* no way no how.

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

of course everyone should be bisexual you need variety in your diet. eat your peens or whatever

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

stoners never go in raw bc they get baked first

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Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

heist movie where one of the heisters notices that a security guard is wearing an autism pin and asks them to explain their hyperfixation so their teammates can sneak past, but ends up getting way too interested in it and misses their cue later. in the credits there's a scene of them on a date

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

you don't understand the sacrifice. the bonds i burgered to get this far

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

FUCK words didn't hurt him shittttt that was like my entire strategy. all i have now are these twigs and rocks and shit

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LaserP @laserp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

This is like a destructo disk for white people

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

yo man could I bum a cuddle. *scratches arm* haven't snuggled in like a week

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

never understand why women ask their cishet boyfriends if they would love them if they were a worm. they wouldn't even love you if you were a human man. HAVING a little wormie is already a dealbreaker you really think they'd cherish you if you WERE one

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

oh my god turn the tv on. it doesn't matter what channel. they let the dogs out

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

*hands you two tablets, one showing RateYourMarriage and the other showing RateYourParents, both on the "Divorce" page* we're gonna need you to take accountability here

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

oh geez. *sighs* yeah, im checking your RateYourEmployee page, and while you're still looking alright, i can't help but notice that your wife was recently fired for disorderly conduct. paired with your mother, and her psychotic break listing... we can't have that toxicity rubbing off on our staff.

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

i think its incredibly funny that europeans call lemon-lime soda "lemonade" and just don't have real lemonade because knowing about a wholesome and decently healthy fruit drink solely through the lens of a hyper-processed artificially carbonated beverage is like the most american thing ever

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

*incredibly loud sound of rushing water in the background* I Told Bro To Cry Me A River And He Actually Did It! What A Madlad! #massecologicaldestruction #biblicalfeats

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

being tall and kind and humble and attractive was a serious difficulty growing up because i knew i wanted to be funny but no matter how dogshit my jokes were, beautiful women would laugh at them anyways. but with hard work and practice now im funny as hell. isn't that right ladies? Bazinga!

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

every day a devilish little wizard puts me in a time loop and every day I accidentally step on him & squash him first loop so I never even notice im in one

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

i struggle with meeting friends of friends. what if they dont want me at the party. what if i tell a joke that doesnt land and they all turn and frown in unison. what if they pounce and begin flaying my skin. what if my friend peels off their human disguise, their years of wait finally bearing fruit

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NightmareFluid @nightmarefluid.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

you would think that being autistic about sex and kinks is hot but it actually manifests in me talking about the new updates of hiroshima sweat stain guy while we're out having sushi

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jay @clench.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

tying rubber bands around my nuts to self-castrate call that The Binding of Ballsack

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