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Clem Fandango 🔩

@clemfandango.bsky.social
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Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff. An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore. A man's got to know his imitations.

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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 6h
When he says he has to live with what he's got, I'm hoping that it's incurable, extremely painful, and rapidly metastasizing ball cancer rather than poor poll numbers.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 8h
Same. Dude has the insight.
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A timely reminder: KNOW YOUR PARASITES! TICKS: External parasites: Remove with tweezers. WORMS: Internal parasites: Remove with medication. ➡️ BILLIONAIRES: Economic parasites: Remove with wealth tax. ➡️ Immediate intervention is crucial for your health and the health of our communities. (NHS)
A poster on a bulletin board:

KNOW YOUR PARASITES

TICKS: External parasites: Remove with tweezers.

WORMS: Internal parasites: Remove with medication.

➡️ BILLIONAIRES: Economic parasites: Remove with wealth tax.

➡️ Immediate intervention is crucial for your health and the health of our communities. (NHS)
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OREGON! LOST: really good walking stick. last seen at these coordinates. if you picked it up, please DM me to reunite it with its heartbroken owner. REWARD: extremely good karma and fresh chanterelles. please repost will delete if found
uncle kyle and iggy walking kyle is wearing iggy's hat and using the stick iggy is being silly kyle's drawing of the stick a map showing the coordinates as 44.823162,-122.077892that's out in the hinterlands kind of by breitenbush
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chiller Theater, Saturdays at 8:30 pm on Channel 11 (KTTV - Los Angeles). I used to watch those flicks and then stay awake all night knowing that Christopher Lee was gonna fucking bite my neck. Related: news coverage of Viet Nam War and the Manson killings.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even though I am old enough to not have seen that particular film, I guarantee I'd rather watch it than that God damned "The Red Balloon" they trotted out errytime it rained and we couldn't go outside for recess. French merde.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHERE THE FUCK IS SPIDERMAN?!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read this, if you haven't already. Used to hit The Comedy Store a lot during the time frame discussed (punk clubs & The Magic Castle were my usual hangouts) & The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa. I saw most of the comics mentioned, and the book kinda confirmed shit I already thought about the scene.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How my stairs look with a dog and cat.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, I picked up a new (still in the box) Sodastream machine for nine clams at Goodwill. As an OG wasser mit gas lover, I ask myself, "Why in the fuck didn't I have one of these things before?"
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hasta la vista, El Tri. Chupa la verga. USA 3 - 0 MEX #TRESACERO
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
¡Adios, Chavás! MEX RED CARD!! #DOSACERO
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YESSSSSSS! SULLIVAN! USA 2 - 0 MEX #DOSACERO
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's go USA. USA 1 - 0 MEX
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you see this, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social? Clever.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Well...
ALT: Well...
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Virginia license plate reading IMMOIST
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next wrestler that wants to get over should be named The Slumper.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need squirrel removal services at any time, these two are available at reasonable, treat-based rates.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Messi Nodding
ALT: Messi Nodding
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mayor. Gooner 4 life. #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random: Oldest daughter got her OG Clockwork Orange movie poster autographed. She was ecstatic! Fekkin prehistoric crickets down here. Landed on me mid-bbq. Lil' dude is zorched from chasing squirrels with The Kelpie Dog all day long (this time of year they are relentless).
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rides a honse.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here are a few shots of the flooding down here. The backyard is receding back into the bay, but the road continues flooding. It's just an inconvenience for a few days. I'm glad it's not any worse. #ESVA #SHORELIFE
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Party Conference Season is here! But don’t despair. So is my intergalactic take on the week’s news. Get it here! countbinface.substack.com/p/tis-the-se...
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‘Tis The Season of Rubbish!
Aka Party Conference time is upon us. And so is my intergalactic round-up!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day 2 of being flooded in here on Chesconessex Creek. We frequently get water from the bay on the road, but erry once in a while, a confluence of wind, rain, and tides puts a couple of feet up on the road. Backyard is seeing encroachment now, too. #ESVA #SHORELIFE
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mayor.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

This blunt has a pulse
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You pushing a pram?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmmm...
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Denzel Washington's Thoughtful Chin Pose
ALT: Denzel Washington's Thoughtful Chin Pose
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@johnwmccarthy.bsky.social It's on like Donkey Kong.
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Virginia license plate reading FUDEMON
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My King.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is he doing an impression of Xi Jinpeng?
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I see him, I wonder how many times people have asked him, "why the long face?"
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
True. Before ditching my job for a life of leisure on the ESVA, I was a heavy international business traveler. That enjoyment is even better when you hit one in another country. Beer/wine at McD's, KFC in Asia (insane), local menus, etc. Crazy
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She's a nut.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honse.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL @ website autocorrect.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Follow up: Reign immediately descended to remove the website. She is his groomer. See poor quality action photo.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: Scout, were you under the porch? Scout: No. Why do you ask?
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dollars to donuts, they start going after this next.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show everyone before you slice it.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhh Biiiiig Poooohaaa.
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