Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 6hWhen he says he has to live with what he's got, I'm hoping that it's incurable, extremely painful, and rapidly metastasizing ball cancer rather than poor poll numbers. 020
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A timely reminder: KNOW YOUR PARASITES! TICKS: External parasites: Remove with tweezers. WORMS: Internal parasites: Remove with medication. ➡️ BILLIONAIRES: Economic parasites: Remove with wealth tax. ➡️ Immediate intervention is crucial for your health and the health of our communities. (NHS) 516347
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students. 1915691517
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OREGON! LOST: really good walking stick. last seen at these coordinates. if you picked it up, please DM me to reunite it with its heartbroken owner. REWARD: extremely good karma and fresh chanterelles. please repost will delete if found 310339
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chiller Theater, Saturdays at 8:30 pm on Channel 11 (KTTV - Los Angeles). I used to watch those flicks and then stay awake all night knowing that Christopher Lee was gonna fucking bite my neck. Related: news coverage of Viet Nam War and the Manson killings. 010
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Even though I am old enough to not have seen that particular film, I guarantee I'd rather watch it than that God damned "The Red Balloon" they trotted out errytime it rained and we couldn't go outside for recess. French merde. 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Read this, if you haven't already. Used to hit The Comedy Store a lot during the time frame discussed (punk clubs & The Magic Castle were my usual hangouts) & The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa. I saw most of the comics mentioned, and the book kinda confirmed shit I already thought about the scene. 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So, I picked up a new (still in the box) Sodastream machine for nine clams at Goodwill. As an OG wasser mit gas lover, I ask myself, "Why in the fuck didn't I have one of these things before?" 010
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hasta la vista, El Tri. Chupa la verga. USA 3 - 0 MEX #TRESACERO 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026YESSSSSSS! SULLIVAN! USA 2 - 0 MEX #DOSACERO 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did you see this, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social? Clever. 010
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 0145
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The next wrestler that wants to get over should be named The Slumper. 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you need squirrel removal services at any time, these two are available at reasonable, treat-based rates. 021
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMessi NoddingALT: Messi Nodding 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Random: Oldest daughter got her OG Clockwork Orange movie poster autographed. She was ecstatic! Fekkin prehistoric crickets down here. Landed on me mid-bbq. Lil' dude is zorched from chasing squirrels with The Kelpie Dog all day long (this time of year they are relentless). 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here are a few shots of the flooding down here. The backyard is receding back into the bay, but the road continues flooding. It's just an inconvenience for a few days. I'm glad it's not any worse. #ESVA #SHORELIFE 020
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Party Conference Season is here! But don’t despair. So is my intergalactic take on the week’s news. Get it here! countbinface.substack.com/p/tis-the-se...countbinface.substack.com‘Tis The Season of Rubbish!Aka Party Conference time is upon us. And so is my intergalactic round-up! 327237
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Day 2 of being flooded in here on Chesconessex Creek. We frequently get water from the bay on the road, but erry once in a while, a confluence of wind, rain, and tides puts a couple of feet up on the road. Backyard is seeing encroachment now, too. #ESVA #SHORELIFE 010
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353243536
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hmmm...static.klipy.comDenzel Washington's Thoughtful Chin PoseALT: Denzel Washington's Thoughtful Chin Pose 011
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@johnwmccarthy.bsky.social It's on like Donkey Kong. 020
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 044
Reposted by Clem Fandango 🔩Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City 32671513
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every time I see him, I wonder how many times people have asked him, "why the long face?" 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 23/09/2026True. Before ditching my job for a life of leisure on the ESVA, I was a heavy international business traveler. That enjoyment is even better when you hit one in another country. Beer/wine at McD's, KFC in Asia (insane), local menus, etc. Crazy 010
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Follow up: Reign immediately descended to remove the website. She is his groomer. See poor quality action photo. 110
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: Scout, were you under the porch? Scout: No. Why do you ask? 130
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dollars to donuts, they start going after this next. 1110