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Clem Fandango 🔩

@clemfandango.bsky.social
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Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff. An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore. A man's got to know his imitations.

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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 10h
LOL. I used to have a place in the Catskills and 6 acres with maples and apples. A farmer tapped the trees and would give us a small bottle of syrup erry year. The pecans are sooooo good down here on the shore. I send them to family in LA. The pecan tree protection team is always on duty:
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got Halloween sorted.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even though I am old enough to not have seen that particular film, I guarantee I'd rather watch it than that God damned "The Red Balloon" they trotted out errytime it rained and we couldn't go outside for recess. French merde.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read this, if you haven't already. Used to hit The Comedy Store a lot during the time frame discussed (punk clubs & The Magic Castle were my usual hangouts) & The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa. I saw most of the comics mentioned, and the book kinda confirmed shit I already thought about the scene.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need squirrel removal services at any time, these two are available at reasonable, treat-based rates.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random: Oldest daughter got her OG Clockwork Orange movie poster autographed. She was ecstatic! Fekkin prehistoric crickets down here. Landed on me mid-bbq. Lil' dude is zorched from chasing squirrels with The Kelpie Dog all day long (this time of year they are relentless).
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here are a few shots of the flooding down here. The backyard is receding back into the bay, but the road continues flooding. It's just an inconvenience for a few days. I'm glad it's not any worse. #ESVA #SHORELIFE
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@johnwmccarthy.bsky.social It's on like Donkey Kong.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My King.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Follow up: Reign immediately descended to remove the website. She is his groomer. See poor quality action photo.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: Scout, were you under the porch? Scout: No. Why do you ask?
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dollars to donuts, they start going after this next.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mood
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only thing saving my sanity today. #3onthetrot #PAFC
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uh-oh. ARS 0 - 1 BHA #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Preferred.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OOF.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries have announced they have quit the Ed Sheeran tour. This pisses me off because I haven't seen them do "Who Put Timmy In The Trash" since the 80's. #fuckinged
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Merino makes it 4!! ARS 4 - 0 IPS #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want The Arsenal to beat the shit out of Ipswich tonight so that this gutless POS has an even worse day. #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A brace for the boy wonder! ARS 3 - 0 IPS #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Escaped from the tortoise rehab facility.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MADUEKE!! ARS 2 - 0 IPS #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TO THE MAAAAXXX! 🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶 #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Top Of The League #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Turkish!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YES. AFC 1 - 0 NAP #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
About time! 🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶 AFC 1 - 0 NAP #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fat Boi like fan. Enjoy.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still able to roll a pretty decent one. Amongst the critical life skills I picked up at Felton Jr. High, and Lennox High Schools from 1972 -78.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LONDON IS RED! AFC 2 - 1 CHAVS #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MY CAPTAIN!! AFC 2 - 1 CHAVS #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This lil' buddy has been hanging here on the porch the last 3/4 days. Made it into the house last night. Saw it on the banister this morning and brought it back out to the porch. Went out to relax (THC) just now and it jumped up onto the chair next to me. Just chilling.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
YES!!!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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