Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 10hLOL. I used to have a place in the Catskills and 6 acres with maples and apples. A farmer tapped the trees and would give us a small bottle of syrup erry year. The pecans are sooooo good down here on the shore. I send them to family in LA. The pecan tree protection team is always on duty: 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Even though I am old enough to not have seen that particular film, I guarantee I'd rather watch it than that God damned "The Red Balloon" they trotted out errytime it rained and we couldn't go outside for recess. French merde. 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 05/10/2026HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Read this, if you haven't already. Used to hit The Comedy Store a lot during the time frame discussed (punk clubs & The Magic Castle were my usual hangouts) & The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa. I saw most of the comics mentioned, and the book kinda confirmed shit I already thought about the scene. 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you need squirrel removal services at any time, these two are available at reasonable, treat-based rates. 021
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Random: Oldest daughter got her OG Clockwork Orange movie poster autographed. She was ecstatic! Fekkin prehistoric crickets down here. Landed on me mid-bbq. Lil' dude is zorched from chasing squirrels with The Kelpie Dog all day long (this time of year they are relentless). 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here are a few shots of the flooding down here. The backyard is receding back into the bay, but the road continues flooding. It's just an inconvenience for a few days. I'm glad it's not any worse. #ESVA #SHORELIFE 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@johnwmccarthy.bsky.social It's on like Donkey Kong. 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Follow up: Reign immediately descended to remove the website. She is his groomer. See poor quality action photo. 110
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: Scout, were you under the porch? Scout: No. Why do you ask? 130
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dollars to donuts, they start going after this next. 1110
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The only thing saving my sanity today. #3onthetrot #PAFC 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries have announced they have quit the Ed Sheeran tour. This pisses me off because I haven't seen them do "Who Put Timmy In The Trash" since the 80's. #fuckinged 110
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I want The Arsenal to beat the shit out of Ipswich tonight so that this gutless POS has an even worse day. #COYG 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A brace for the boy wonder! ARS 3 - 0 IPS #COYG 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026TO THE MAAAAXXX! 🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶 #COYG 020
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG 010
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 09/09/2026About time! 🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶 AFC 1 - 0 NAP #COYG 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Still able to roll a pretty decent one. Amongst the critical life skills I picked up at Felton Jr. High, and Lennox High Schools from 1972 -78. 010
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG 000
Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This lil' buddy has been hanging here on the porch the last 3/4 days. Made it into the house last night. Saw it on the banister this morning and brought it back out to the porch. Went out to relax (THC) just now and it jumped up onto the chair next to me. Just chilling. 000