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Clem Fandango 🔩

@clemfandango.bsky.social
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Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff. An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore. A man's got to know his imitations.

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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22h
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Well...
ALT: Well...
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Virginia license plate reading IMMOIST
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next wrestler that wants to get over should be named The Slumper.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mayor. Gooner 4 life. #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random: Oldest daughter got her OG Clockwork Orange movie poster autographed. She was ecstatic! Fekkin prehistoric crickets down here. Landed on me mid-bbq. Lil' dude is zorched from chasing squirrels with The Kelpie Dog all day long (this time of year they are relentless).
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rides a honse.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here are a few shots of the flooding down here. The backyard is receding back into the bay, but the road continues flooding. It's just an inconvenience for a few days. I'm glad it's not any worse. #ESVA #SHORELIFE
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Party Conference Season is here! But don’t despair. So is my intergalactic take on the week’s news. Get it here! countbinface.substack.com/p/tis-the-se...
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‘Tis The Season of Rubbish!
Aka Party Conference time is upon us. And so is my intergalactic round-up!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day 2 of being flooded in here on Chesconessex Creek. We frequently get water from the bay on the road, but erry once in a while, a confluence of wind, rain, and tides puts a couple of feet up on the road. Backyard is seeing encroachment now, too. #ESVA #SHORELIFE
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mayor.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

This blunt has a pulse
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Virginia license plate reading FUDEMON
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My King.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is he doing an impression of Xi Jinpeng?
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honse.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: Scout, were you under the porch? Scout: No. Why do you ask?
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhh Biiiiig Poooohaaa.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stock up on Febreze, Mr. Mayor. #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I already named it the "Fuck That Ginger Cunt" tour. Ps Get Kneecap on the bill.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mood
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Laying the groundwork for the MAGA Lebensborn Program??
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Charles 😈🏴 @againstfascism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ACLU @aclu.org · 19/09/2026
Rubén Salazar was renowned for his hard-hitting journalism about the Mexican-American community. While reporting on 1970’s National Chicano Moratorium Against the Vietnam War, he was killed when a Los Angeles sheriff’s deputy launched a tear gas projectile into the crowd and struck him in the head.
Black and white photo of Ruben Salazar in a shirt and tie, with the words "Latine Heritage Month" above him. Below him it says "Photography Credit: Los Angeles Times." A quote reads: "'They don't want the press to rock the boat. And I think the press's obligation is to rock the boat." – Ruben Salazar. Trailblazing journalist, killed by law enforcement while covering the Chicano Moratorium." ACLU logo. Vibrant and colorful background and border.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hmmmmm...
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Denzel Washington's Thoughtful Chin Pose
ALT: Denzel Washington's Thoughtful Chin Pose
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only thing saving my sanity today. #3onthetrot #PAFC
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
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Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
BALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they h...
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Um. Ok.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shambolic. ARS 0 - 4 BHA #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Make that two uh-oh's ARS 0 - 2 BHA #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uh-oh. ARS 0 - 1 BHA #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Preferred.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Those Brighton tops look like a golf kit. #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, Lads!! Yours for the taking!! Score goals!! Have fun!! #COYG
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OOF.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, Chavs!! 😭😭
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chavs. 😂😂
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Problems, Chavs?
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tell 'em, Ray!
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Must be a bummer.
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dave Chappelle: You Hate to See It
ALT: Dave Chappelle: You Hate to See It
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Clem Fandango 🔩 @clemfandango.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
whoa look at this semiconductor stonk going straight whoops check that it's ground beef
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack
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