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Clayburn 🔜 MFF

@clayburn.bsky.social
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Alex/Clay, He/him, Bi/grey-ace, c. 1991 Chicago, IL I have far too many OCs. Occasionally 18+ 💞 @rudemydude.bsky.social 💍

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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 15h
This may be the most perfectly produced recording of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzN...
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The Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes For You
YouTube video by TahoeThom
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Madoc Larkin @madoclarkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ice skating themed romantic comedy about a hockey player and a figure skater, but it's a bi 4 bi relationship with a tall stocky hockey playing woman and a lithe ice dancing twink
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PLEASE
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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ArieFox @ariefox.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
That meow meow pilot :3 (I kinda overdid the background haha) #furry #furryartist
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell me everything you've always wanted someone to hear. Tell me everything you wanted me to hear, before you knew I was going to be that person to hear it.
A furry art interpretation of one of the "in bed" paintings by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Showing two young men, a meerkat and a stoat, laying close beside each other expressing intimate familiarity.
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come watch the stars with me
Furry art painting of a solitary stoat standing in an island of lit desert at night under a bright moon. Somewhere in the remote Mojave wilderness.
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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Jewene 🔞 @jewenetheewe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mads wears a T-shirt that reads "WILL STRIP FOR UN CROQUE MONSIEUR"
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Spunky @spunkywulf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey gang! I wanted to try out a new type of commission offering and see how it goes! I've been really enjoying these toned sketches I've been playing around with lately, and wanted to try offering them up for commissions if anyone is interested?
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Frank 🥊 @frankfolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Badger man 🦡
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHITE SOX WIN THE SERIES!!!
Silas on the couch, wearing the pope hat, fists clenched, looking pumped as hell
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Evan @elliotanidiot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Badger........ Comm for @tolione.bsky.social
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Rhandi Fisher @rhandidandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
✨Stay chompy~✨
A blue and red pencil drawing of the head of a cartoony wolf, mouth open wide with rows of sharp teeth and saliva flicking off its tongue
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Silas is pumped for October baseball!
Silas Snaggleton wearing a White Sox pope hat and watching White Sox vs Astros in the AL Wild Card series
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roscoe.roscoe 🔜 MFF @rudemydude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never leave home without my cta card card by @corbytheskullie.bsky.social !!
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DanoGambler @danogambler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily Doodle 356 "Meeting" For the record, that amulet provided none of the advertised stat boosts, and it could have gotten him killed… but he can’t stay mad at such a pretty face! Luminous and Zozzona’s first meeting, for my friend Clayburn!
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They absolutely beat the one line joke reviews for sure
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I quit writing Letterboxd reviews because I couldn’t figure out how to stop saying shit like “Muppets Treasure Island revolutionizes our perceptions of bodies and spaces”
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Sakara, Stone Age Fox 🏳️‍🌈🔜 NFC ‘27 @sakarafox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Picked up another daily doodle from the lovely @danogambler.bsky.social, this time featuring a friendly deer by the name of @silvioriechi.bsky.social! Not-Finland attracts a lot of visitors lately, and this one wanted a specific guide to show him the sights. Sakara certainly wasn’t going to refuse.
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s so much more energy efficient to just nudge the people who haven’t been indoctrinated yet toward not being a chud than it is to deconvert a hardcore chud
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RowdyMushMutt @rowdymushmutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s time for a #fursuit post again ⚡️ I finally made armsleeves for Rook! Tried some things and got the athletic look using wanted 💪🏻 I add some other small upgrades since last time too that’s not very visible n the photos but I shared t all to Patreon⭐️
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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Tsavo @tsavo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One hour birthday doodle for @danogambler.bsky.social of his fun character, Aardesh :D
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hear your plea of needing a large SUV to get groceries and raise you to 12 gallons of distilled water on the metro
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: people ask "is Skibidi Toilet the song of the summer?" as a joke on the concept of a song of the summer 2026: people ask "is GGEZ the song of the summer?" because nobody has managed to put a song that is memorable and fun to dance to on the Hot 100 all year and things are getting desperate
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roscoe.roscoe 🔜 MFF @rudemydude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fuck i';m visible today that's so scary
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Night of the Willem Dead @willemtheott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love being bi cause I am immune to so many brain worms
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DanoGambler @danogambler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily Doodle 349 "Warm" A thief and a baker. Sydney and Jackie, having themselves a wonderful evening by the hearth.
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roscoe.roscoe 🔜 MFF @rudemydude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw you across the disco and liked your vibe Awesome animation by @devilsdozen.bsky.social !!
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MY BADGE IS HERE!!! I look so dapper, what the hell Thank you @nightlinez.bsky.social!
A floppy disk with a clip attached. On the front there’s holographic art of my fursona dressed like Sly Cooper.
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Francine @witnesstheabsurd.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
PAULIE WALNUTS: Ey Tone - look at 'dis new paintin' I got made for you to remember Pie-O-My by. I had 'em paint her as a broad with big tits. It's what they call a uh, an "umamusume" TONY: Get this outta my fuckin sight. [Later, to Melfi] TONY: They didn't paint her eyes kind enough.
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Kombucha 🔜 ASC @cryptidonfilm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm all set up at the ASC art show! Come bid on my fancy photos!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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roscoe.roscoe 🔜 MFF @rudemydude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m scared
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love the gameplay so much and also he could burgle me ANY day of the week
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rat bastard @sneakygnida.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
another comm for @sepffuzzball.com
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Owner of a Lonely Heart but Jon Anderson likes omorashi: Piss youself!
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roscoe.roscoe 🔜 MFF @rudemydude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yummy yummy yummy I got cum in my tummy and I’m thinking bout sucking you
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
under Loving and Watchful eyes
Silas and Roscoe fursuit heads on a stand over my desktop
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs acme movie poster with labeled segments, showing two saying: "haha silly coyote," and "holy shit john cena." a big section says: "conglomerate corporations will do anything and put anyone at risk to boost their own sales and even though it may be intimidating to stand up to them, perseverance and solidarity with the working class is important." a little section then says: "holy shit toxic yaoi"
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tolf @tolf.dog · 09/09/2026
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Pascal Farful 🔞 @pascalfarful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's pornography even fully dressed. The *home* of sexuality. Words fail me. He's like a demon core that turns everything he touches homosexual. Immaculate.
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
His voice is, as one of my friends aptly said to me the other day, the best worst sound XD And yeah I've come around on some of his writing! I was self-obsessed in high school too and I hated to see that part of me reflected back at me, but I see there's a time and a place for it
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Heads up to the people who plan to spend the day hectoring people about 9/11 jokes: *you* are the reason people find it funny to make 9/11 jokes, not the tragedy itself
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Clayburn 🔜 MFF @clayburn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 was the first 9/11 where we could go back and read all of the 9/11 jokes years after it happened
Screenshot from the Something Awful forums. Thread name: the World Trade Center is on fire

First reply: Apparently a plane has just crashed into the World Trade Center.. And I thought my morning sucked so far!
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