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Clay

@clay.bsky.social
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Shit posting programmer and coffee nerd

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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is sheet music erasure
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The average in the dead of winter in 2025-2026 is higher than the summer high in 2019-2020. What a massive increase over that time
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesus Christ what a self-own
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is that good?
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"... because people can't afford to live here" and ABC has done so much to ensure this continues
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BC is annexing Point Roberts in retaliation for the tariffs
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This has to be targeted specifically at Justin.
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Neal Jennings ☮️ @nealjennings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look, if Canada is going to be Europe we need to immediately remove all cars from Granville Island and run several different U-Bahn lines to it.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will have to make this some time soon
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cat
A grey tabby cat sleeping up against a man's leg, with a pillow with a cat wearing a sweater on it behind her
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw a volunteer from TEAM putting out signs on 11th. Couldn't help but grimace.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eat shit Ken Sim and also Colleen Hardwick.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn't realize your dry spell was that bad. I'm sorry
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Boiled and then add butter, dill, creme fraiche, and some fish (salmon lox, pickled herring, etc)
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Daniel @yvrdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Signing a petition against this - hope you will too... www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7453 - Petitions
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@labeler.urbanism.plus label 1,2,4,6
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks for this. I was going to go but this is probably too many people for me.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not a Ford F-150 in sight. This 15-minute city-looking heaven is a psyop from Satan to get us to give up our rights to drive over schoolchildren and cyclists on our 2 hour commute to the grocery store
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tummy can't hort if you are burrito
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You really are committed to being a contrarian twat, aren't you
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You might not know this but bikes can actually carry more than just people. I've carried 50lbs of tomatoes home on my regular-ass bike with a couple pannier bags. It's not hard.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Many induction ranges run on the 40 amp circuits that traditional electric ranges do, but not all. Just keep that in mind when searching and you should be okay, as long as you have an electric-ready circuit.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turning a big dial on my sewing machine taht says "fascism" and constantly looking back at the president for approval like a contestant on The Price Is Right
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Compared to a 25 year, a 5 year is usually a lower % rate. For instance, I can find a 5 year mortgage in BC right now for 4.14%, though most are around 4.5%. Lowest I can find for 25 year in US is about 6.2%.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To add, 5-year fixed-rate mortgage terms are just the most common, but you can do 1-10 years, fixed or variable rate (eg: prime-0.5%). Longer than 5 years you have higher interest rates, and 1-2 year terms also can sometimes have higher rates than a 3-5 year.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's a term call a "Brampton Loan", coined because the city of Brampton had a ton of mortgage fraud where brokers were faking T4 slips, employer letters, bank statements, etc. to get people loans they shouldn't have. Unsurprisingly, Brampton has the highest rate of mortgage delinquency in Canada
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Same. I'm looking forward to getting roasted
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's hard to beat a really good BLT. If you have some at home, a little calabrian chili in the mayo is amazing as well.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The eggplant is probably my favourite
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've gotten those as well while hiking in North Van. I think I was on Pump Peak or Kennedy Falls
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've seen people do wild shit right in front of police vehicles. They don't care at all about traffic rules and people know that. No wonder it's getting more dangerous to exist near cars here
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck you in particular, scammer bullshit
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't blame you in the slightest, neighbour
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(tbf I also think it was an unfair match-up but I didn't make the rules)
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My assumption with a roadside attraction is that it has to attract
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Blame me, I voted for Barkerville. Mr. PG is a lovely mascot but I wouldn't stop the car to look at him
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My cousins used to call it "slap westy" for the Westfalia pop top conversion
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Paleo also fits this. I think we're just not very good at co-op games.
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is how I feel when I've played Spirit Island. We were getting our butts kicked and kept finding new rules we were doing wrong. Always in ways that made it harder.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Please fix our barbeque game while you're here. Vancouver has a ton of great food but bbq is not one of them
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What'cha doin' in Vancouver? Brewery and the Beast isn't for a couple weeks
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Holy cow I want those so bad
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It would be so nice if they had a few stores at the be concourse level, or perhaps some bathrooms. Just something to make it more than a big empty walking space
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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 11/08/2026
‘Pouring fuel into flames’: Carney-Smith plan for West Coast pipeline would run through wildfire fraught parts of BC Indigenous communities, working class and environment pay the price of short-sighted policy decisions, experts say pressprogress.ca/pouring-fuel...
pressprogress.ca
‘Pouring fuel into flames’: Carney-Smith plan for West Coast pipeline would run through wildfire fraught parts of BC
Indigenous communities, working class and environment pay the price of short-sighted policy decisions, experts say
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I miss The Foundation with all my heart. It was such a dive, but it was our dive. No one will ever come close to those nachos
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i personally think polymarket and all companies like it should be regulated out of existence and their assets seized by the state
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Clay @clay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Having a broken leg in summer sucks because you can't go out hiking or bike to the farmer's market. I am desperate for a peak summer tomato for a BLT but the only crutch-able grocery store doesn't have the good shit. Beats breaking your leg in winter when you already have seasonal depression.
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