Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 5hSplitter wants Giddey to stop doing the thing that makes him so valuable? Great coaching. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 12hTrump is a firm believer in The Promise. If he believes hard enough that Ukraine won’t blow up the diesel he just bought, it won’t get blown up. 010
Reposted by Clark MatthewsMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16hI keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true. 541236677738
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shane Gillis just name dropped Joe Rogan (twice) and Theo Vonn in his monologue…so I’m done with SNL for tonight. 070
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m pretty sure Malachi was the main antagonist in Children of the Corn. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is Sean Burke pitching in shoes from a Frankenstein’s monster costume set? 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He claims to have stopped a war between Israel and Hamas.static.klipy.comJon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens)ALT: Jon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens) 110
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don’t disagree it was a catch, but the referee using his knee as the reason to uphold is bullshirt. That landed out of bounds. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comAllenxandria: That's My Gift To YouALT: Allenxandria: That's My Gift To You 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love how the little brother is completely oblivious because he fries to eat. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In fairness, that's longer than he estimated we would be in conflict with Iran. 000
Reposted by Clark MatthewsLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4093512610579
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I consider anyone who fails to roll their eyes before using the term "Super Intelligence" as THE ENEMY. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Not surprising. He fills a larger venue than that every Sunday. 020
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Meaning it's fair game once the threat of electoral retribution has passed. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For the same reason, I'm more comfortable with open carry than concealed carry. It's a lot easier for the ordinary person to accept ugly realities if they can avoid being confronted by it. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think if executions are going to happen, they SHOULD force us all to watch, so that we are presented with the consequences of our collective blood lust. 100
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Devil's advocate: By hiding executions behind closed doors, it shields the public from the gross reality that the government is committing premeditated murder, ostensibly, on our behalf. 110
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Preseason is for getting prepped for real games. 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In a functional government, this would be an article of impeachment 0108
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If Mike Collins is anything like Susan Collins, he rebutted: “Shows what he knows. It is only a 42% of the Third Reich.” 031
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He's not a birthright citizen...he comes from the blood of the conquerors that stole the land from the indigenous people, just like us. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And, for the record, I know some fine people in the accounting profession that entered the country on H1 visas. I've even hired some of them. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why accountants gotta catch strays from this asshat? 100
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It was. For sure. Still, it was shortsighted to relent. 020
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott: We Are ScrewedALT: Michael Scott: We Are Screwed 100
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hit a ding dong doodle with his bing bong bah. 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So, I’m rescinding my post draft take that Presti selected Hasheem Thabeet and Jimmer Fredette. I will now amend it to Presti drafted Wilt Chamberlain and Jimmer Fredette. 030
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shocking turn. He’s playing a back-to-back tonight and looking spry and fast. 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is the 2nd night of a back-to-back for him. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have a rule about not overvaluing preseason performances…but Mara is testing me. 110
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJdub Jalen WilliamsALT: Jdub Jalen Williams 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/20260-2 during the preseason. He will have to work into form. 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, you’d think hanging out on the beach would do the opposite. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Turner should be ashamed of getting outrun by Mara. 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ous is going to look like a superstar in the 2nd half playing against GLeaguers. 000
Reposted by Clark MatthewsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026Trump: "If the Democrats win, you will have a 1929-style economic depression in our country. That's what's going to happen. Because nobody knows numbers better than me." (Trump famously doesn't understand how percentages work) 5313957698
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How did I make it through the last four months without these guys? 010
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dubstatic.klipy.comChampagne Barbie Cookie MonsterALT: Champagne Barbie Cookie Monster 030
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love how quickly McCain sets the puppies. 000
Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He has a sister that makes him look like a twig. 010