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Clark Matthews

@clarkmatthews.bsky.social
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The long-winded, basketball obsessed editor emeritus of TheLostOgle.com

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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 5h
Splitter wants Giddey to stop doing the thing that makes him so valuable? Great coaching.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 12h
Trump is a firm believer in The Promise. If he believes hard enough that Ukraine won’t blow up the diesel he just bought, it won’t get blown up.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16h
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shane Gillis just name dropped Joe Rogan (twice) and Theo Vonn in his monologue…so I’m done with SNL for tonight.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m pretty sure Malachi was the main antagonist in Children of the Corn.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is Sean Burke pitching in shoes from a Frankenstein’s monster costume set?
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He claims to have stopped a war between Israel and Hamas.
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Jon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens)
ALT: Jon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens)
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t disagree it was a catch, but the referee using his knee as the reason to uphold is bullshirt. That landed out of bounds.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Allenxandria: That's My Gift To You
ALT: Allenxandria: That's My Gift To You
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love how the little brother is completely oblivious because he fries to eat.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In fairness, that's longer than he estimated we would be in conflict with Iran.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I consider anyone who fails to roll their eyes before using the term "Super Intelligence" as THE ENEMY.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not surprising. He fills a larger venue than that every Sunday.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Meaning it's fair game once the threat of electoral retribution has passed.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For the same reason, I'm more comfortable with open carry than concealed carry. It's a lot easier for the ordinary person to accept ugly realities if they can avoid being confronted by it.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think if executions are going to happen, they SHOULD force us all to watch, so that we are presented with the consequences of our collective blood lust.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Devil's advocate: By hiding executions behind closed doors, it shields the public from the gross reality that the government is committing premeditated murder, ostensibly, on our behalf.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Preseason is for getting prepped for real games.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In a functional government, this would be an article of impeachment
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Mike Collins is anything like Susan Collins, he rebutted: “Shows what he knows. It is only a 42% of the Third Reich.”
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's not a birthright citizen...he comes from the blood of the conquerors that stole the land from the indigenous people, just like us.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And, for the record, I know some fine people in the accounting profession that entered the country on H1 visas. I've even hired some of them.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why accountants gotta catch strays from this asshat?
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was. For sure. Still, it was shortsighted to relent.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Michael Scott: We Are Screwed
ALT: Michael Scott: We Are Screwed
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Until it happens you can't say it will.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm so glad Polis pardoned her.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hit a ding dong doodle with his bing bong bah.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, I’m rescinding my post draft take that Presti selected Hasheem Thabeet and Jimmer Fredette. I will now amend it to Presti drafted Wilt Chamberlain and Jimmer Fredette.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shocking turn. He’s playing a back-to-back tonight and looking spry and fast.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jared McCain is basketball Dani Rojas.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s get this man some tapas.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the 2nd night of a back-to-back for him.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was before the and-1
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a rule about not overvaluing preseason performances…but Mara is testing me.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jdub Jalen Williams
ALT: Jdub Jalen Williams
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
0-2 during the preseason. He will have to work into form.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mark trying to add insult to the injury.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, you’d think hanging out on the beach would do the opposite.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did Mara get in shape since July?
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turner should be ashamed of getting outrun by Mara.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ous is going to look like a superstar in the 2nd half playing against GLeaguers.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
Trump: "If the Democrats win, you will have a 1929-style economic depression in our country. That's what's going to happen. Because nobody knows numbers better than me." (Trump famously doesn't understand how percentages work)
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How did I make it through the last four months without these guys?
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dub
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Champagne Barbie Cookie Monster
ALT: Champagne Barbie Cookie Monster
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love how quickly McCain sets the puppies.
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Clark Matthews @clarkmatthews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He has a sister that makes him look like a twig.
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