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The Analyst @militaryanalyst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and everything they can that keeps his war going. And they will prevail. Edmund Burke said that all evil needs to triumph is for good men to do nothing. Well good men are doing something - and evil will not triumph, not in Ukraine.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm starting to think Spurs management just don't understand risk.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ugh. Really good point by Jay Harris on VftL that Spurs/RdZ may invest time and effort into getting Mudryk into good shape -neglecting Tel- so that he's in top condition to play for Chelsea next season Then Tel agitates to leave. Total Spursy/FFS possibility.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Odd things I love #1 Hawkwind fans.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Love this. FO FIFA.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What with all the fuss about Musk wanting a (probably unwatchable) AI version of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, I read this and thought "They've been watching Memento" - another Nolan film. bsky.app/profile/case...
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cuti ignored Trump! Hahahaha! Bless this man. #COYS
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Does Britain have a corruption problem?" Yes! Yes it does! And it can't help showing it at every opportunity. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Johnson government wasted £10bn on PPE, Covid inquiry finds
Chair criticises use of ‘VIP lane’ to prioritise PPE contracts for companies with Tory connections in damning report
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wow. The Democrat establishment appears to be determined to spoil their party's election prospects. They seem to be more pro-Likud than Trump. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
theguardian.com
Top House Democrats vow to oppose bid to cut US military aid to Israel
House minority leader, Hakeem Jeffries, calls amendment ‘overly broad’ as party grapples with backlash over Israel
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pissing down with rain. Time for a Hydration break! #PAN-ENG #ENGLAND
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is always highly readable and insightful. Worth a few minutes of anyone's time.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If gravitational lensing can cause light from an object to appear to come from different directions and appear to be different objects, what's to stop light from some objects being completely unobservable? Aren't these unobservable objects 'dark matter'? #Astronomy arstechnica.com/science/2026...
arstechnica.com
"Little red dot" in early Universe is a naked supermassive black hole
The black hole accounts for over two-thirds the mass of the object it inhabits.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bit of pre-weekend doom-mongering for the Spurs doomsters. Guys - you're right. Spurs are probably going to lose at the weekend. But so will West Ham! \o/
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Most awful, cynical Arsenal team to become champions: George Graham's Mikel Arteta's 🤔
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Once, we had El Tel. Now we have f*cking 'ell, Tel. 🫣
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Damn. The 'losing to Citeh = good' debate was divisive; what about this one? A miserable 0-0 would be great, but that seems unlikely. If WHU beating ARS ensured a) a vintage bottling year for Arsenal, but also b) Spurs go down, would you prefer that or WHU losing & Spurs stay up? #THFC #COYS
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I agree with this and wonder why it's so rarely mentioned, given that the gap behind Porro is a long-standing Spurs bug, along with the empty 18-yd line. Danso got stick today, but Porro deserves it too. How Porro let Tottenham down in defensive areas against Brighton: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Match of the Day analysis: How Porro let Tottenham down defensively against Brighton
Match of the Day pundit Ashley Williams praises Pedro Porro's attacking play but thinks he needs to do more defensively with his team in a relegation battle.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There you have it: football is no longer the primary purpose of the FA or many top clubs, being secondary to just about anything with bigger £margins. Why don't they start calling themselves 'Recreational Clubs'? #THRC #AudereEstBeyonce www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Community Shield moved from Wembley to Cardiff because of Weeknd gigs
This year's Community Shield will be played in Cardiff because Wembley is hosting concerts by Canadian star The Weeknd in mid-August.
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Caolan Robertson @caolanrob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Last year, Zelenskyy warned Trump that war would reach US soil and that drone warfare would spread. He was told to shut up. Now, Shaheed drones are crashing into US air bases & crippling global oil. Everything Ukraine warned the world would happen came true
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Bad guy loses fight for Irankkis
Trump - the oil must flowHarkonnen - The Spice must flow
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Listening to the audiobooks of the Slough House novels prompted me to rewatch Tinker, Tailor ('80s series) for the first time in quite a while. It was the 'records lady' connection that did it. Connie Sachs in TTSS, Molly Doran in Dead Lions-> 1/2
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Slightly baffled about the "winnable games" discourse around Spurs. The VftL pod has been referring to 3 winnable games, when realistically there's only one - Wolves. Even that's doubtful and over a month away - and we need that "winners bounce" badly. 1/2
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Congratulations @jonsopel1.bsky.social on your reverse ferret recognition :) (Also worth recognising your good work on that weaseliest of weasels on #bbcQT last night)
Private Eye's HACKWATCH column, pointing out some ferrety behaviours.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Frankenstein out Igor in #COYS
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a man in a hood saying no it 's pronounced i-gor
Alt: i-gor
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"ICE is "dedicated to ensuring everyone that visits the facilites will have a safe and secure event." Remember that line. It'll will be used at polling stations across the US, as the Trump regime commits to intimidation and violence in order to retain power.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Corporal Frisk @corporalfrisk.com · 15/01/2026
...and since everyone likes to quote Thucydides about the strong and the weak, let me give another one of his quotes: "Those who won the praises did not pursue the interest of their own safety in the face of the invasion, but were prepared to choose the best course and brave the dangers."
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
MY GOD The ANCIENT mysteries, recorded on the ANCIENT texts by the arcane ANCIENTS, whose secret, ANCIENT teachings have been revealed to me in the ANCIENT audiobook of the ANCIENT tome 'The Lost Symbol' by the ANCIENT scholar Dan Brown, have revealed their ANCIENT secret to me:
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Louise Haigh @louisehaighmp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Marcus Trescothick: Blah blah Guys left in the shed blah blah go about winning the game blah blah 🤪🤪🤪🏏 #Ashes
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
So Spotify has my #1 played song as American Prometheus from the Oppenheimer soundtrack and my top 5 all being from film soundtracks, yet thinks my listening age is 31! 🙂 I accept!
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is an amazing statement. I did not know that Trump is expecting *above ground* nuclear detonations, rather than highly-contained underground testing. It'd surely be a lot worse than Chernobyl's radiation pollution.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#SoMuchShit 😂 Love it.
EVERY fortnight, researching this column, I survey the news like a plumber who's just unblocked the world's biggest sewer. So. Much. Shit.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
One other book to read and then.. ...deep, deep joy. #BookOfDust
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
www.reuters.com/business/med... When the war ends, does anyone think Russia will just close these factories and pay everyone off? Is it not more likely that the factories will carry on making drones, and these drones will be deployed to European borders in order to terrify the likely targets?
reuters.com
Russian TV shows teenagers at 'world's biggest drone factory' making arms to hit Ukraine
A Russian factory, described by its director as the world's biggest maker of strike drones, has been shown on the Russian army's TV channel with teenagers helping make kamikaze drones to attack Ukraine.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
"You absolutely have the right to a second innings." 👍 Asma Khan on changing career. #TMS #TestCricket
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
fnar
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@jonsopel1.bsky.social @maitlis.bsky.social Re: Chelsea's Club WC win. Just in case you login to BS again.. Did you know that Trump liked the CWC trophy so much that he decided to keep it? He claimed that Infantino gave it to him, not Chelsea! Chelsea were given a replica instead. 🤣 #COYS!
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Unbelievable ending. Heroic effort ends in a tiddler of a dismissal. Pixies track of a test match quiet quiet LOUD LOUD BANG Plenty of screaming, of course. #ENGIND #TestCricket
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
OMG Cricket! 🤩 What an end to the day. Don't miss tomorrow! #ENG-IND
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is incredible. Can't be long before we see police taser drones, ICE robots intimidating LA - god knows what else. Lego versions? There's got to be a Lego ED-209.
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tits andronicus @tambourine.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
interesting to see how much more coverage here we're getting of a chant at a music festival than the IDF being ordered to shoot and murder people in Gaza who are seeking aid!
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
SCotUS fulfills the MAGA dream and effectively crowns Trump as the King of the USA. The steep descent of the US into ignominy continues. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Supreme Court decision on birthright citizenship broadens Trump's power
It handed a significant victory to Donald Trump - and future American presidents.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
SCotUS fulfills the MAGA dream and effectively crowns Trump as the King of the USA. The steep descent of the US into ignominy continues. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Supreme Court decision on birthright citizenship broadens Trump's power
It handed a significant victory to Donald Trump - and future American presidents.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Given how much personal enrichment is a stake, with his sons touring the ME to 'do deals' recently, I just can't see him doing anything other than wobbling furiously like the orange jelly he is. Can Bibi or the Israel lobby offer greater riches for weighing in? Doubt it.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Just occurred to me that Elon Musk may be at the 'World Leader Pretend' part of his life. youtu.be/aGMejPNlcIo
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World Leader Pretend (Remastered 2013)
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
MADE IN CHINA (Shame they got the skin and hair colour mixed up)
Donald Trump bogbrush. Not suitable for hard-to-shift tariff stains.
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Stephen Farrell @lutzie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Longest shot in the world here, but one of our #cats went missing last Saturday and still hasn't shown up. Never missed a meal in her almost 6 years. She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar. Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode. Please repost.
A black and white cat sat on a bannister.
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Clarissa Oakes 🇺🇦 @clarissaoakes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Excellent interview with Thedor Meron in @spiegel.de The brevity of the answers are a joy for a reader. The quality another level again. I'll be wanting to read more about him. Takeaway quote: "We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.” Think on what cohorts that could apply to.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
For Americans who didn’t get the joy of living through the Truss/Kwarteng budget, this is the point where the government starts to call the stock market left-wing and/or woke.
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