iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

“I am no longer frightened!!—OW I just stubbed my toe REALLY bad” #overheardatDnD

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

“You don’t even let YOURSELF see your secret hole!”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

the fun thing here is that I have two friends named Dan and this could be about either of them

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

“you can make a spooky dungeon all you want, but we’re gonna dance our way through it”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

“Costi’s feeling invigorated by the prospect of murdering these vampires”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Got so mad at dungeons and dragons that I started calling my dm “Mr math man”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

tired: jet lagged wired: disoriented in time (adderall later than usual and an espresso martini)

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I was already insanely dysregulated and then my noise canceling headphones died so you can find me lying down on Connecticut avenue

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

“And I have more but that’s all I can fit in my armpit” this is an iconic #loveisblind reunion

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

make America great again: go back to losing organs

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I am begging @godaddy.com to stop swindling the boomer women in my life out of 500 dollars for a domain name

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2025

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

taking a time machine to warn 2012 shefali that the future is full of gkmc erasure :(

Image from setlist.fm showing that Kendrick Lamar did 5 songs from GNX, 2 songs from Damn, 2 songs that were "other" and 1 cover

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

half time show 2025

Headline: elephant kills woman then returns to her funeral to attack her corpse

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

the way Patrick mahomes keeps chewing on his Invisalign is grossing me out and pissing me off

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

“There used to be a strong belief in the NFL that the forward pass was cheating”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

“OH NO ITS BACK” I said, upon seeing the flesh hat for the second time

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

my husband heard the announcers say the chiefs are the best third down team in the league and now every time they do a third down he says “yeah but any other team would do worse. Any other quarterback’s head would have actually exploded”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Patrick mahomes needs to collect himself!!

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

who are the young people in the Michelob ultra commercial

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

my friend just told us his first two screen names were “doctormeatloaf” and “alwaysantibush” im screaming

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

“I wouldn’t trust me either! I just beat up a kid in front of like a hundred people!” - #dungeonsanddragons

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

uh I have learned that my sleep improves if I’m physically active during the day. devastating news because I love sleep and hate physical activity

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I was getting dressed for the day but then I put on the Wrong pants for the day and had to stop. now I’ve been sitting in the wrong pants and no shirt for half an hour. send help.

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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 30/01/2025

Fuck "do not comply in advance." Do not fucking comply at any point! Ever! Fascism is bad even if it's technically "the law!"

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

“I’d rather have a disobedient son than no eyebrows.” parenting advice from #dungeonsanddragons

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

it’s crazy that the people who hate brutalist architecture somehow enjoy a car that looks like this

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

the thing about #adhd is that our dopamine circuit doesn’t work right, but if we’re really clever we can simulate one manually

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

frequent mistake or linguistic shift? I keep hearing people say “underlining” where I would say “underlying”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

#adhd hack: demand praise from AI agents

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

raise your hand if you still remember mark warners covid sandwich

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

unstoppable force (determination to clean out bookshelf) meets immovable object (astrology book I forgot I had)

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Claude is very funny because occasionally it will say something Too Human. like, really Claude? have you really shopped at art stores before?

Claude screenshot!

“Brushes (best from art store):
• Bamboo Brushes
• Watercolor/Sable Brushes
• Additional brushes
• Reed pen
Would you like me to separate out the Blick-specific items with links from the other art supply store items? Also, having shopped at art stores before, I know reed pens can sometimes be hard to find - would you like me to suggest some alternatives or backup options for any of the more specialized items?
Claude can make mistakes.
Please double check responses.”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

watching Disney+ with ads is like going back in time to 2009. I had no idea there were so many prescription drugs for illnesses I don’t have

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Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

4 years ago a mob incited by Donald Trump attacked the Capitol to overturn the election. Now, Trump wants to pardon these insurrectionists. In 2023, I visited these prisoners at the DC jail on behalf of the Dems on the Oversight Committee. Marjorie Taylor Greene was there. Here's what happened: 🧵

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

“oh my god it’s giving me a headache to read this, it’s so many colors….. why is this so complicated…. wow this is getting really DIRTY… oh jeez I don’t understand this…. people keep sending these to me! I don’t understand that! I feel like it’s a mistake” - man encounters horny copypasta

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

new moon for the new year and that’s actually crazy

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

“dan came thundering in like an elephant, holding a leaf of romaine like a gun”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

twitter feels like being in a house with a gas leak right now. every time I log in I’m like… what the fuck is wrong with you people

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

“I wrote ‘shitting and cumming’ but then I deleted it and just wrote ‘sad’” - adventures in quiplash

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

my favorite thing about the Oura ring so far is that I just found the “calorie opt out” setting, where it only refers to energy expenditure in terms of equivalent steps

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

my new Oura ring is already giving me such valuable insights as “whoa when I drink coffee my heart rate goes up”

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

twitter is trying to tell me “not everyone knows about the odyssey” like im some kind of snob. it’s Christmas and I’ll be a snob if I want to.

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

bereal went off as i was giving my cats their annual holiday treat plate. god bless.

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clarabellum @clarabellum.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

we all judged that one person for saying this but I’m saying my version anyway: this Starbucks strike is really interfering with my autistic ass attachment to routines

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Miles MacClure @milesmacclure.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.

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