Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2026My brain the last 72 hours: “WUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNG WUUUUUU TANNNNNG” 020
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Are we posting favorite tweets? “No it’s Africa by Toto” is often said in our household 020
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 01/04/2026My submission: youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY?...youtu.beCarol Burnett Show outtakes - Tim Conway's Elephant StoryYouTube video by The Carol Burnett Show Official 020
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 04/05/2025From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun. 040
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 05/03/2025A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on 130
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute. 010
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household 130
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh 020
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person: “But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?” “OH.” “Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?” “OMG NOT RANDOM.” “Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!” “OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.” Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef” 040
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?! 010
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel. 120
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 05/02/2025A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too. 050
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Should I start watching Gilmore Girls check one ▫️ yes ▫️ no 100
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Look I’m just saying that if people think I am a Disney adult and I really wanted them to not think I am a Disney adult I would make damn sure my headwear would not even remotely resemble mouse ears 050
Reposted by Keri Maijalafrankrogan.bsky.social @frankrogan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This is the scene where God looks right at the camera and says, “The Aristocrats!” 011
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I spend way too much time thinking about the Madrigal family’s powers. When Julieta “heals you with a meal,” is that just like for your latest injury, or does it reset you completely? If so, what about any body modifications like tattoos or piercings? 140
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 06/01/2025In the new Wallace and Gromit movie if you pause the movie at just the right time you can see Wallace’s bum 381
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I’m going to be honest I feel like the New Year’s Eve novelty glasses have gone downhill since 2009 020
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 24/12/2024What are the odds we *both* forgot cranberries? Statistically unlikely 030
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Headed out for a walk to the beach and heard a lot of sirens. When I got to the beach I discovered why. The end of the Santa Cruz Wharf had collapsed. 120
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Forever obsessed with the way King Moonracer claps his paws 010
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Wh… why is he carrying a log? What’s he going to do with it? WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO WITH IT 010
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Watching "Hot Frosty." Because the snowman was naked when he turned human, a woman called Ethel reported him as a streaker. This has to be a reference to the song "The Streak" which includes a repeated line, "Don't look, Ethel!" This is the kind of information you can expect from this account. 030
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Talking with my husband about "Love, Actually" and in particular the scene with Emma Thompson crying and how upset it makes me: Dave: "Keri." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "I promise you, with all my heart..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "That I will never, ever cheat on..." Me: "Yes?" Dave: "...Emma Thompson." 060
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Christmas market featuring a puzzlingly high ratio of pet item vendors Vendor 1: “Do you have pets?” Me: “No.” V2: “Do you have pets?” M: “No.” V3: “Do you have a dog?” M: “No.” V3: “Why not?” M: “Because he DIED okay?! HE IS DEAD!” (I didn’t say it like that and V3 was very kind but he asked) 020
Reposted by Keri MaijalaThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024We have 38k follows. Had 80k at the bad place. Help us get to our goal of 100k for New Years. Join us! 38715198
Reposted by Keri MaijalaJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Top tip. Wife has just worked out how to turn the festive Mariah Carey earworm so prevalent at this time of year seamlessly into the tune of Theme From Flood by They Might Be Giants, and I hope that this knowledge could save a lot of people a lot of grief. 44811
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 24/11/2024At a store, walking by an attractive couple wearing stylish, preppy outfits: Dave: “Is it just me, or did they remind you of—“ Me: “Yes. They were looking for another Busy Bee.” 040
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The good news: . * ･ ｡ﾟIT’S MAGICAL . * ･ ｡ﾟ The bad news: It’s a driving day 120
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 21/11/2024This was bonkers in the best possible way. Loved every second of it. #starlightexpress #woowoo 150
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024There are exactly two Thanksgiving songs. One by Adam Sandler, and the other:media.tenor.combob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .ALT: bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence . 000
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Current status: tormenting my husband by singing Morrissey songs as Kermit the Frog and vice versa 030
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Watching the town Christmas parade. Tuba player honks on by. Sister-in-law to me: “The tuba seems like the kind of instrument you would play.” Me: “Fair.” 110
Reposted by Keri MaijalaSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers. 277144022404
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I can’t stop laughing at “Tim Onion.” I love it here. 010
Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 02/06/2023I completed a safety training quiz at work and this was one of the possible answers. I took a screenshot because I feel like I might use it a lot. 110
