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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My heart can’t take this.

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Dammit Cathy. This is stupid and I hate it. They literally let go of amazing talent and pure joy. ❤️

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Have you heard about Mall World? Go down that rabbit hole, especially if you were in GATE

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

That sounds like “naturally flavored with other natural flavors that aren’t maple what were you thinking”

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

My brain the last 72 hours: “WUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNNG WUUUUU TANNNNG WUUUUUU TANNNNNG”

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I just said the same thing!

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Are we posting favorite tweets? “No it’s Africa by Toto” is often said in our household

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I adore writing dialogue. I dislike writing prose.

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

YES! And the pronunciation changes slightly too: LOGin vs. log IN

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

This Disney adult finds this photo hilarious

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Rick Moranis. He seems lovely but I assume he’d really prefer to be left alone. My enthusiasm would terrify him.

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Watched Insidious last night and realized they just made a worse version of Poltergeist

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I also have trauma from “The Necklace,” and also, “Of Missing Persons” by Jack Finney.

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Stephen Tyler told me he liked my hair at MacWorld in 2002

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Everything is awful. Puppies help. This is Gilda.

An adorable black-and-tan Pomeranian puppy wearing an aqua harness sitting in a playpen

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

This sounds a lot like double-secret probation

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The answer to this is always yes.

Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person: “But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?” “OH.” “Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?” “OMG NOT RANDOM.” “Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!” “OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.” Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”

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WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!

Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Strong Levy showing in this game so far

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I read this as “Weird Al prose” and I absolutely want that

Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Wait, did she really say “revamp?”

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Keri Maijala @clamhead.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

THIS IS THE BREAKING NEWS I NEEDED