iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i love working in the legal field because i can just pull up headshots of these asshole attorney chuds and get a good look at them as they go off at me on the phone

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i hate having this thing called a “job” they make it look “easy” when you sign up but it’s not… much to think about

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can’t figure out if i’m just autistic or stupid or both because my boss told me to use more commas but the places she wants me to use commas don’t make any sense

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 26/09/2026

i keep various objects in all four of my pockets just in case

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hey now who put this ball in my soup

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 26/09/2026

it’s that time again, shoes on the bed time

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 26/09/2026

my down B special move is kicking you in the balls

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oh to be a victorian man having to lift his tailcoat while doing business in the outdoor privy lest he end up with a damp behind!

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if you put a photo of yourself in your email signature i’m 100% going to judge you purely based off that

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never meet your heroes because i finally bought my dream work loafers ($195) and my cheap old ones ($10) are still more comfortable lol

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 23/09/2026

i vote to delete thursdays off the calendar

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idea: human sized microwave for humans to enjoy

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 22/09/2026

needing to poop at work = punishment for what happened in the garden of eden

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 20/09/2026

my face when i my face when i my face when

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 19/09/2026

flea market? no thank you. i can get those for free outside

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 19/09/2026

played the longest yea boy ever for the neighborhood kids and they retaliated by knocking on the windows

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jambles @jambles.lol · 18/09/2026

same

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 18/09/2026

cats should not be allowed to sleep with their third eyelid exposed

tortie cat sleeping with third eyelid exposed

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 17/09/2026

if you don’t have any friends count on me i’m your friend now

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 16/09/2026

she didn’t like that i saw she had something on her nose

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 16/09/2026

when @itcleb.bsky.social isn’t home i poop in their bathroom

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 13/09/2026

i’m suffering from success (joint pain)

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jambles @jambles.lol · 12/09/2026

lady gaga's baby's birth is the new 9/11

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 11/09/2026

have you ever seen someone do wordle better than me

wordle. all corrrect letters mainly, not in their spots

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ethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 10/09/2026

girl i’m picking up my new bag in less than an hour

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taking name suggestions for the ringworm on my foot

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wow thanks nintendo for giving me nothing (no tomodachi life switch 2 version or even free update) 😐

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people are posting about 9/11 but it’s only 9/9! geez guys do you also post about christmas on 12/23?

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i suffer from device fatigue. i have too many devices and don’t ever know which device to use. please rid me of my devices

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