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Chris Kouffman

@ckparrot.bsky.social
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Co-host of @3YardsPerCarry, the most listened to independent Miami Dolphins podcast on the market. Join us at discord.gg/OnlyFins

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Welcome to Miami, Mr. Westbrook-Ikhine
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Looks like we landed one of the bigger targets. My favorite of the OL targets. And that’s a big position of need for Miami this off season.
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Alain Poupart @alainpoupart.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
NEW: In the midst of this free agency frenzy, #MiamiDolphins tackle Terron Armstead is still debating whether to continue playing after agreeing to a pay cut to give him time. He discussed both topics today on the @RossTuckerPod. www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
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Armstead Addresses His Pay Cut and Decision-Making Process
Terron Armstead helped the Miami Dolphins’ cap situation a couple of weeks ago by taking a pay cut, but if he’s still undecided when it comes to whether he’ll w
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Perennially injured Safety playing next to Brandon Jones. What could go wrong? (consider taking out a life insurance policy)
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
One of my guys. Underrated player.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Miami has to find ways to capitalize on an overheated OL market. Having a vision for a position switch is one way to potentially take advantage of price dislocation. They did that with Connor Williams in 2022. Getting in on older players is another way, like they did Calais Campbell.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Miami had one of their best FA off seasons in decades finding mid-level and low-level deals, e.g. Aaron Brewer, Jordyn Brooks, Jonnu Smith, Calais Campbell, Kendall Fuller. Were they a bit lucky? I think so. But it's clear they're going to attempt to repeat that.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
NFL Salary Cap rose by an incredible 24% in just two years. And the amount of money being thrown around in free agency is pretty much where the rubber meets the road on those increases. The numbers look mad.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ding ding ding we have a winner bsky.app/profile/raps...
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ben Johnson had that herculean offensive line in Detroit, and between the Joe Thuney acquisition and the Drew Dalman signing it's pretty clear that's where his priorities are in Chicago. Such an interesting juxtaposition with Miami's priorities under Mike McDaniel.
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Jake Mendel @jukeddd.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
SCHEFTER: Braxton Berrios to the Texans
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
With the big price tags on some of these WRs, I'm curious how Darius Slayton's market plays out.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Mind you, I love the idea of adding Dre Greenlaw in Miami. But when you consider their rumored interest in him, the rumored interest in Joey Bosa per Dianna Russini, and some others not necessarily public, I don't think they've learned anything about managing injury risks on their roster.
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Matt Miller @nfldraftscout.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter being down for the start of NFL free agency really sums up how things are going over there.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Good re-signing for the Cardinals. I would have been in on him if I were Miami.
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter picked a hell of a day to poop the bed. We'll be posting all of our content here.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
For whatever this is worth, a local San Francisco sports talk radio program (@49ersSportsTalk on X) says the Dolphins, Rams, and Panthers are expected to be in on Dre Greenlaw.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Some OFFENSIVE and DEFENSIVE free agent ideas for the Miami Dolphins, as the NFL’s “legal tampering” period opens up in 2 hours. I have talked about most of these on @3ypc.bsky.social podcasts. Thread (1/)
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Don’t sleep on Kader Kohou. Came from a college I didn’t even know played football, had to learn 3 NFL defenses in his first 3 seasons, but everyone expects that to go smoothly. All 3 coordinators (including Fangio) loved him, and by the end of 2024 he was playing fantastic ball.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I believe Miami's focus will probably be on 5 or 6 players, knowing one or more will available at 13: DL Shemar Stewart DT Walter Nolen DT Kenneth Grant S Malaki Starks WR Tetairoa McMillan Lots of reasons in favor of them, but even more reasons AGAINST some of the alternatives. Let's discuss.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I mention Miami's lack of run diversity. This is measurable. They rank 29th in % of runs between the tackles, and they rank 24th in absolute man-zone balance. Put them together and they rank 30th in run diversity. Which is probably why they're the most prone to getting hit with zero/lost yardage.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
When the league zags, you've got to zig. Heading into 2022 the book on the Dolphins was there's no deep passing game, even with Jaylen Waddle. Remember everyone said that trading for Tyreek Hill would be a total waste because Tua can't throw deep? So defenses didn't play a bunch of shell coverage.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Would be odd for Darrell Bevell to reunite with the Head Coach who fired him but a promotion is a promotion, so who knows. Guessing Chandler Henley would get promoted to QB Coach and I wonder if McDaniel would try and hire Bobby Slowik as a passing game coordinator.
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Bo Stout @stoutbo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
@3ypc.bsky.social @ckparrot.bsky.social @alf-arteaga.bsky.social @siclancy.bsky.social After listening to the latest 3YPC podcast, I was waiting for Simon at the end of his recording to pull a Logan Roy and call the Dolphins dopes, tell them that he loves them but they are not serious people…
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Nice segment on @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social discussing some of the videos I’ve posted where Tua complains (in his own way) that by the time he gets done with all the motions and choreography in this offense he has no time left on the play clock to make adjustments. www.youtube.com/embed/z73SB_...
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is embarrassing safety work here. Even if there was a miscommunication over whether Ramsey should maintain man coverage, which appears to be the issue, you turn around to start yelling at Ramsey DURING THE PLAY??? That’s pee wee ball stuff.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
That’s honestly the first time I’ve thought about the hip drop tackle rule the entire season. Which is funny because for a while we were all hand wringing over it so much.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
On this second drive, Miami doing a good job giving the Texans defenders something else to think about other than the QB. That will be the key to doing anything offensively in this game, because today’s OL is comfortably the worst staffed OL in the NFL, even with Aaron Brewer.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Conservative decision by HC Demeco Ryans belies a lot about their defensive strategy today, and their estimation of Miami’s abilities with such a poor OL. They feel like they’re going to win the war of attrition, so no need to be chancy on 4th down.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Miami playing without their top three tackles Terron Armstead, Austin Jackson, and Kendall Lamm today. This is the OL that Chris Grier built. Everyone could see these injuries coming. There’s no excuse. Every single one of those players has established himself as injury prone.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Tyler Huntley as Miami’s official QB2 for the remainder of the season, able to come in and out of the game without restriction? This should be a no brainer.
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Marcel Louis-Jacques @ml-j.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
FWIW, OBJ signed a 1-year $3M deal that was worth up to $8.25M in incentives I do not think he hit those incentives
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Odell Beckham turned out to be a terrible free agent signing. There’s a danger in signing older players who are available for a reason. It happens. Give Miami some credit for playing hard ball on the contract so as to minimize the financial consequences, but it was still misguided.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Sources tell me bluesky has another big sports media signing on the way 👀
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
mike mcDaniel on jonnu smith: "there's a lot of things we try w/ him that i hadn't tried in the past w/ a TE...it started w/ a lot of stuff & morphed into this unique contributor... i've never had a TE take 2 screen plays back to back because i've never had jonnu smith. he has his own skill set."
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Collectively Will McDonald, Haason Reddick, and Quinnen Williams had averaged a 14.3% pressure rate per rush heading into yesterday. The trio combined for a 5.0% pressure rate vs Miami. Remarkable considering Tua dropped back 48 times and Miami gave up even trying to run the ball in the 2nd half.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Only the 5th game in the NFL this season where neither team punted in the 1st half, according to Kevin Harlan.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Tua Tagovailoa is 15 of 18 and 2 of those incomplete passes hit his target’s hands, and the 3rd was a spike. We absolutely take this man for granted.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Good explanation and camera angle showing why Anthony Walker Jr. dropped off coverage of the RB in the end zone. Walker pushed the RB out of bounds once he saw Rodgers break the pocket, which is legal, and once the RB went out of bounds he’s no longer a legal receiving target. Savvy play by Walker.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
What was it that Miami’s TE Coach Jon Embree said? If the shoe fits, wear it? These safeties on this TD run…not a good look.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Mo Kamara has been out there some, which is interesting. Could’ve swore he got held on a first down.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
For a solid second I thought they weren’t gonna call that holding on Chop Robinson and I was gonna flip out
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
De’Von Achane has scored 12 TDs from inside the 10 since he’s been in the league (most of them run plays) so I’m a lot more forgiving than a lot of people about his being involved in goal line. That series looked to me like McDaniel is working on some McVay stuff in tight red.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
That may be the weakest Pass Interference call I’ve ever seen and that’s saying something.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I appreciate BlueSky for giving some Dolphins fans a fun refuge from the chaos of X. But I suppose the OnlyFins discord server has been doing that for years lol. Feel free to join. It’s only $3 a month. discord.gg/OnlyFins
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Dolphins are the worst short yardage (3rd & 1 or 4th & 1) offense in the NFL from 2022 to 2024. What I find most perplexing about it is the fact that the LA Rams are the best over the same period. Sean McVay and Mike McDaniel are both Shanahan disciples.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
For the broad NFL, 3rd year players dominate and the drop-off in snaps share starts around the 8th year. Miami leads the NFL in snaps share for 8th+ year veterans. You can see just how much work they have to do in the off season. They're only gonna get a year older, not a year better.
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Chris Kouffman @ckparrot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
About 37% of NFL’s defensive snaps go to players in their 2nd to 4th years. Miami has less than half (17%) of those young-but-experienced snaps. Nearly a third (32%) of Miami’s defensive snaps are players in 9th season or more. For the NFL, that figure is much smaller (13%).
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Florida Man Murders @floridamanmurders.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Florida is the Australia of America so this week, the boys went down under with a story about the great emu wars requested by listener Adam from Queensland! 🎙️: shorturl.at/goglJ @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social
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