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Clark Rasmussen

@cjr.dev
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Words. Code. Art. Father. Husband to @jennybeanreads.bsky.social. Hockey as @detroithockey.net and puzzles as @wearesopuzzled.com and @getsopuzzled.com and also run @fantasyhockeysim.com. It's a lot. This is for everything else. he/him cjr.dev

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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 02/10/2026
"Does this man not know what a dog crate is?" Regan dropping the hard questions to @jonathanjanz.bsky.social at this month's @novelnightmares.bsky.social meetup.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 27/09/2026
I love renewing my company's Chamber of Commerce membership on the same weekend as we're doing an event that they explicitly asked tourists to stay away from. Thanks, guys.
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like yeah, we do generally need to keep the energy of "how dare these people" and "we will prosecute them" The difference between Trump doing this and a progressive faction doing it is that theree are ACTUAL CRIMES to be prosecuted.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 21/09/2026
I was _just_ saying elsewhere on social media (and often do in general), as a small business owner, small business owners are terrible.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 15/09/2026
It's been a bit, eh?
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 11/09/2026
It was supposed to be the prologue for Alecto the Ninth and spiraled out of control and it shows.
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DetroitHockey.Net Fantasy Hockey League @dfhl.fantasyhockeysim.com · 10/09/2026
Looking to get your #simhockey fix as the NHL season gets going? The DFHL has two open teams, the Pittsburgh Pirates and Winnipeg Jets. Details in the FantasyHockeySim forums: community.fantasyhockeysim.com/topic/4555-o...
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Open Teams - DFHL
The DetroitHockey.Net Fantasy Hockey League has two open teams, the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Winnipeg Jets. If you're interested in taking over either team, take a look at the league rulebook (https...
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/09/2026
Not super ideal that the USA has become one of those "Oh, the King? Yeah he just says shit, we usually just tune it out" countries
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The more you read about the Antebellum South, the more you realize how much white slave owners whined.
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🎃🎃🎃Michael Scare-anicolas🎃🎃🎃 @karanicolas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone watched Starship Troopers and thought: "Not quite fascist enough."
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 03/09/2026
I like how DTE's outage map makes sure to highlight the number of unaffected customers. Also describes an outage as an "interruption." 95% of customers are just fine, you know, that's _almost_ everyone. No one is actually without power, there are just 110,000 people experiencing an interruption. 🙄
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 16/08/2026
"Fell on Black Days" mashed up with "Kashmir" works remarkably well.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 13/08/2026
Four-plus hour Namecheap outage is giving me flashbacks to when Leaseweb's Virginia facility went down for a day back in 2019 and we just got a shrug from them.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 05/08/2026
Seems to show how out of touch the soon-to-be senior Senator from Michigan is that her chosen candidate in the primary for her old House seat finished third in the primary.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 31/07/2026
"I don't think pregnancy tests work that way." - @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social discussing a certain chapter from The Hive on @novelnightmares.bsky.social
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 26/07/2026
All Mixed Up on #SXMLithium is killing it tonight.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 24/07/2026
There's also the fact that not all libraries are *intended* to be silent. The definition of "disruption" may vary from library to library but how dare anyone have to suffer their expectations having been incorrect.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This whole thread is great
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 23/07/2026
Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes? I only know that one through osmosis, can't speak to how well it fits.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Call 1-844-ABDUL-4-U (1-844-223-8548) to hear more about my platform! Seriously, call it, it's a real number.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026
once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 20/07/2026
There's a lot of really good stuff over there but Ocean of Storms is a great mix of technical detail and storytelling. And (eventually) there are Farscape shoutouts (among others).
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 18/07/2026
Not quite the same, so maybe not what you're looking for, but let me recommend Ocean of Storms on alternatehistory.com.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 17/07/2026
That whole "I don't have time for the breakdown that I deserve" thing hitting hard today.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 14/07/2026
people have let this shit become so fucking normalized that they've forgotten that cops, including ICE and their ilk, aren't supposed to murder guilty people either.
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Bill Shea @billshea19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Molly nails it. Every Democratic elected official tweeting this slop: You do not have to twist yourself to find praise for a dead Vichyite remora from your country club.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 05/07/2026
Burn the medical insurance industry to the ground.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 05/07/2026
So instead I am required to reply via mail. And every time I have to include a copy of my divorce decree to prove that we agreed the kid would be double-covered. Despite having proven that several times already. And if I don't do this, they'll just deny the claims.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 05/07/2026
I love how every time my ex's health insurance changes, my insurance freaks the hell out about coordination of benefits our daughter. And every time, I'm told I can use their website to provide this new information but their website expects the kid to be covered by one parent or the other.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dude, actual leftist extremists would be calling for the forced seizure of wealth for redistribution, destruction of the capitalist system, radical measures to stem climate change, and more. Not “let’s tax rich people a little more and give kids free lunch.”
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 19/06/2026
"That doesn't work as a love story on the page. There's just too many red flags." @natcassidy.bsky.social describing what works in prose vs. what works on the stage in tonight's @novelnightmares.bsky.social meetup.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 26/05/2026
Because capitalism.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 15/05/2026
The whole "remember, military members, you don't have to follow illegal orders" push from certain politicians would land a lot better if there didn't seem to be so many members of the military happily following those illegal orders.
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Cameron Campbell @camerondotca.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This "bluesky is a bubble" conversation is strange. Like, I'm not on Twitter because I don't like hanging out where large numbers of people I don't like are. Like, is my house a bubble? I don't invite people I don't like around ours. I choose to go to concerts by musicians, or ...
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So Puzzled Puzzle Company @getsopuzzled.com · 09/05/2026
Puzzled about a last-minute gift for mom? Come see us and over 100 other vendors out at Fenton High School for the Michigan Makers Spring Fling from 10:00 to 3:00 today! #getsopuzzled #jigsawpuzzles #puzzler #puzzlelife #puzzlefun #michigander #michiganbusiness
The So Puzzled Puzzle Company booth at Michigan Makers Spring Fling in Fenton.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 09/05/2026
Setting up for today's @getsopuzzled.com show and the booth next to us has giant LED lights that are driving me absolutely insane. My autistic ass is not meant for the scenarios I put it in.
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Felicitas Pojtinger @felicitas.pojtinger.com · 07/05/2026
www.stvn.sh/writing/programming-sti… Everyone should read this.
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Programming Still Sucks. — Writing
Sorry Peter. — I'm at a birthday party, and while most people here also work in tech, there's always a Guy with a Real Job. You know, a physical job, building some or other thing people need. And this Guy always asks some variant of the same question: aren't you worried AI is taking your job? I glance around and see a few faces turning around toward us, rolling their eyes ever so slightly before returning to their previous conversation. Yes, this question again.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I need a ballroom or someone will shoot me" are you hearing yourself. You sound like a deleted scene from Clueless
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 24/04/2026
To this day, every time I hear the end of "Swallowed" by Bush, I hear the DJ who yelled "It's Bush!" at the end of the song when I taped it off of the radio.
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 23/04/2026
"Give me one second, I'm watching a video about bi-fold closet doors." - @jennybeanreads.bsky.social
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So Puzzled Puzzle Company @getsopuzzled.com · 18/04/2026
We're out at Vibe Credit Union Showplace in Novi at the Michigan Makers Spring Craft Show today! Come get out of the rain and talk puzzles with us! #getsopuzzled #jigsawpuzzles #puzzler #puzzlelife #puzzlefun #michigander #michiganbusiness
A photo of us at our booth at the Michigan Makers Spring Craft Show.A photo of our booth at the Michigan Makers Spring Craft Show.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 06/04/2026
i get why folks want this to be a “bsky uses ai” problem and it could be, also could be the upstream provider using ai! downtime happened long before ai though and i think the real problem is that <5 companies control how we get things and keep things online
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Clark Rasmussen @cjr.dev · 06/04/2026
Hitting me today that I need to give myself, like, a week to recover from the emotional effort from a three-hour family event. FFS...
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 05/04/2026
“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”
I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.
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Colette Alexander @colettecello.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The surprise is not the incident/outage, it's that anything on the Internet ever works at all. The amount of hard work/smarts/skill/expertise involved in everything that keeps it running is astounding.
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