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@cityjohn.bsky.social
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Do not go gentle into that good night 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forget Trump - I am fascinated to know exactly how Xi is outplaying tensions in Northern Ireland
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
…Gerard Depardieu
theguardian.com
Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford plot
US secretary of state, who offered no evidence for claims, also says many people ‘disturbed’ that five suspects released on bail
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The new Enid Blyton looks like a corker
theguardian.com
Five arrested for alleged terrorism offences after ‘major incident’ near RAF Fairford
Men held also suspected of explosives offences as homes evacuated near British airbase used in US attacks on Iran
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I found a WALL OF PETS
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Houthis and the Blowfish
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“…such as Gerard Depardieu”
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Imagine being killed by somebody called Duane. And then finding out his middle name was KEITH. FFS.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who was dressed as Snow White here?
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Because wood is famously impervious to fire.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ocado doesn’t sell brown shrimp. This is an OUTRAGE. I shall be writing to my mp.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuck me, yesterday was annoying
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Netflix is going to buy Xbox. Don’t need any interaction with this post. I’m just saving this as a prediction I can refer back to for when it happens.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apart from a potential short-term hit to escort services I don’t really see the problem.
Guardian headline: Russia withdraws ambassador to UK as Kremlin raises pressure over Ukraine support
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well that’s fucking helpful
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I got an amazingly aggressive email 10 mins ago from a client demanding the paperwork I sent them two weeks ago which they thanked me for sending so promptly.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wimbledon Common last night at 7:15. Nobody there, and the grass is beige. #heatwave
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Alert but Anxious Tarragon Mustard @howardvaan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Partial eclipse as seen from Basel
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s not brilliant but this is the best #eclipse photo I managed to get.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Burnham got rid of the House of Lords then
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I just punched a wasp in the face. Fuck this heat.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think the biggest thing I’m taking from this #WorldCup is how convincing Wayne Rooney’s hair is
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hockney dies and Musk becomes a trillionaire. This is a dark day indeed.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am not sure I can continue on here for the time being. I am not flouncing, and hopefully will be back asap. If you know me then you either know or you can grab me in reality. Otherwise I’ll see you all soon. J x
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I managed to get a photo with Not My Cat 2. He’s fat and old and silly and I love him dearly.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
His Majsty is afront. He also attac. (Slowly)
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This is the big neighbourhood brawler. Roof Panda to us. He has no owner. He is very old, possibly the dad of most of the cats around here, and weighs – I shit you not – 9kg+
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
BIGLY
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
With the best will in the world (and I do like the author) these posts about a potential UK-US trade deal a la Trump are exceptionally stupid and staggeringly naive.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Interloper. Intruder. Influffer.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2025
MEEKS: Does trade deficits constitute a national emergency? BESSENT: Yes MEEKS: Do you know that for the last four decades we have trade deficits and nobody said it was a national emergency?
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Brilliant. Non-stop rolling coverage of a chimney. TUNE IN
NYT notification: 
Papal Conclave
Roman Catholic cardinals are proceeding to the Sistine Chapel, where they will begin voting for the next pope. Follow live.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bate your breathes.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Oof
theguardian.com
Robbie Williams: Radical Honesty review – ‘Tone deaf, self-important, incredibly bad art’
The former Take That singer’s show features line drawings filled with therapy speak, greeting-card banter and meaningless affirmations. Can this really be presented as art?
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The Journal @thejournal.ie · 06/05/2025
Ahead of tomorrow's conclave to elect the 267th pope, here's how it played out in 2013, in Pope Francis's own words. jrnl.ie/6695068
jrnl.ie
Conclave: Here’s how the drama unfolded last time around, in Pope Francis’s own words
‘It was then that I began to understand. I understood at least that the danger was there.’
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Oh no. Wizz used to drink at my local. Had a beer with him and his wife once in a while. Lovely people. Lovely man.
theguardian.com
Wizz Jones obituary
Guitarist, singer and songwriter who performed with John Renbourn, Bert Jansch and Ralph McTell
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I have located a cat. A carefully folded cat.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Who do they think is reading this?
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
He’s such a fuckwit. Him and his titchy orange cock.
theguardian.com
Trump announces 100% tariffs on movies ‘produced in foreign lands’
President calls films ‘national security threat’ and claims he called on commerce department to immediately enact tariff
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Is it legal ways to watch it in the uk?
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the bollocks be with you. X
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I’m a Real Hero. It’s official.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Okay, they’re just taking the piss now.
Advert for a film called “Cleaner”: 
Ex-soldier-turned-window-cleaner Daisy Ridley is tasked with rescuing 300 hostages after activists hijack a gala in a skyscraper.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If you did indeed shoot the sheriff I’m not sure how you think repeatedly saying that you didn’t shoot the deputy is going to influence the overall sentence.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I, for one, welcome our new May snowman overlords
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Starting to just say "Leave conversation" and walk away in the middle of small talk.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is about all of us. Never forget that.
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I was getting nostalgic about the 90s recently but then I was reminded of what Manchester was doing at the time
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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“Hello, we’re a solution in search of a problem. Have you seen one by any chance?”
Heinz tomato ketchup-filled hash browns
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