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Who was dressed as Snow White here?

Because wood is famously impervious to fire.

Waitrose. But then I have to walk. FFS.

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Ocado doesn’t sell brown shrimp. This is an OUTRAGE. I shall be writing to my mp.

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Fuck me, yesterday was annoying

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Netflix is going to buy Xbox. Don’t need any interaction with this post. I’m just saving this as a prediction I can refer back to for when it happens.

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Apart from a potential short-term hit to escort services I don’t really see the problem.

Guardian headline: Russia withdraws ambassador to UK as Kremlin raises pressure over Ukraine support

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I can do without people like this. I’m ditching them. Fuck that.

The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I got an amazingly aggressive email 10 mins ago from a client demanding the paperwork I sent them two weeks ago which they thanked me for sending so promptly.

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just wow. Everywhere. Same with every open area near me. I’m assuming same with you.

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Wimbledon Common last night at 7:15. Nobody there, and the grass is beige. #heatwave

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Alert but Anxious Tarragon Mustard @howardvaan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Partial eclipse as seen from Basel

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That’s impressive work! Bravo!

Actually I got this too, but it looks like a bit of Terry’s Chocolate Orange

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Hey you. Yeah I am. Thanks. Been a difficult year but there we are. I hope you’re okay x

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It’s not brilliant but this is the best #eclipse photo I managed to get.

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Burnham got rid of the House of Lords then

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I just punched a wasp in the face. Fuck this heat.

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I think the biggest thing I’m taking from this #WorldCup is how convincing Wayne Rooney’s hair is

The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Green. Took me a while but that’s what I’d pick

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The Dark Knight @cityjohn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hockney dies and Musk becomes a trillionaire. This is a dark day indeed.

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I am not sure I can continue on here for the time being. I am not flouncing, and hopefully will be back asap. If you know me then you either know or you can grab me in reality. Otherwise I’ll see you all soon. J x

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I managed to get a photo with Not My Cat 2. He’s fat and old and silly and I love him dearly.

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His Majsty is afront. He also attac. (Slowly)

I had a cigarette five minutes ago and had to stand in the corner.

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And he’s on my fucking chair.

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This is the big neighbourhood brawler. Roof Panda to us. He has no owner. He is very old, possibly the dad of most of the cats around here, and weighs – I shit you not – 9kg+

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