Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 2hLiterally the opposite problem I'm dealing with. I'm doubling hp over here 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 17hMaking a terrible drawing or singing an impromptu song about putting your laundry away isessential medicine for the soul 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I tried to be a "one kind of socks" guy but could never remember exactly what socks they were when I went to the store so I ended up with 3 or 4 slightly different kinds of black socks that makes actually finding the right match a major pita 020
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trying to impress the waiter at the fancy restaurant: "and make sure the pasta has plenty of teeth" 020
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They don't make disposable crap like they used to 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Alright, I started doing the Waluigificated smash characters on my birthday in 2020 and quit around the time we moved. 6 years later on my birthday again it returns. 0132
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Accepting my award: I'd like to thank God for giving me a bad brain and shout out to COVID for giving me the time to explore my passions 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The original conceit was that I was making these until Nintendo acquiesced to my demand of putting waluigi in smash. 1343
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I stopped making these someone on reddit messaged me to make sure I didn't off myself. 1263
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There are worse legacies to be heir to I suppose 040
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh hey I'm the guy who made these and I regret to inform you they got worse 21585136
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I feel like putting me in one of those presses where they extract the olive oil would fix me 2314
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In the audience of the kumite trying to get "the wave" going 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm selling this 12 string on fb marketplace for more than I bought it for and I'm telling you right now it wouldn't be worth the brain damage if I got 6x return. 011
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flock cameras can track you across multiple states and create a detailed profile of you, where you go everyday and who your associates are, but they still can't see why kids LOVE the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch™ 062
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They are going to turn ai agents into consumers who can spend money on widgets and if you think they aren't worried about drinkable water in your town now, just wait until these cretins don't even need your money anymore. 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone who talked about strains before 2012 was a lying pervert 110
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point if someone contends they've never heard of king crimson it says more about them 010
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You should be showing up to interviews with a large plastic cup of gasoline 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Most vampires would prefer a big glass of your blood instead of iced coffee 021
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You should be bringing a big mug of hot soup to interviews 000
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not me, I'm safe because in 2013 I posted "I DO NOT GOVE FACE BOOK PERMISION 2 USE MY IMAGE" 021
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Your honor, consider that numbers are made up and not real 030
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Wow I hope that burning smell isn't coming from MY car" I say to myself in the parking lot smelling the fumes that are definitely coming from my car 020
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thinking about the time my cousins and I got in trouble at our grandparents 50th anniversary party where we wrote in fake names to their guest book. Then when confronted we blamed the cousins who lived hours away. 020
Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026On the bright side I might be free to go to my friends comedy show instead. 000