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@ciabrainbugs.bsky.social
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Just a guy who thinks about magnets a normal amount

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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 2h
Literally the opposite problem I'm dealing with. I'm doubling hp over here
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 6h
*for some reason *Deeply unwell mentally
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 16h
Then choke in the second playoff week
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 17h
It's my birthday so I baked the cookies my wife likes
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 17h
Making a terrible drawing or singing an impromptu song about putting your laundry away isessential medicine for the soul
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 22h
I've been bullied
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I tried to be a "one kind of socks" guy but could never remember exactly what socks they were when I went to the store so I ended up with 3 or 4 slightly different kinds of black socks that makes actually finding the right match a major pita
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to impress the waiter at the fancy restaurant: "and make sure the pasta has plenty of teeth"
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They don't make disposable crap like they used to
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright, I started doing the Waluigificated smash characters on my birthday in 2020 and quit around the time we moved. 6 years later on my birthday again it returns.
If Ganondorf had a Waluigi-like counter part
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ten cent beer night at the kumite
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chekhov's Gundam
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You think I wouldn't do my main? Please
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These new air fryers are getting out of hand
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Accepting my award: I'd like to thank God for giving me a bad brain and shout out to COVID for giving me the time to explore my passions
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We'll see what time I get off work lol
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fine I'll download Photoshop again
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not over
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cowards
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Justice for our boy
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The original conceit was that I was making these until Nintendo acquiesced to my demand of putting waluigi in smash.
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do it for the people ya know
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally a community of enablers
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never got that far into the smash roster
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The pandemic was certainly a time
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I stopped making these someone on reddit messaged me to make sure I didn't off myself.
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are worse legacies to be heir to I suppose
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hey I'm the guy who made these and I regret to inform you they got worse
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry I spent all my money on Frank Dux book
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like putting me in one of those presses where they extract the olive oil would fix me
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the audience of the kumite trying to get "the wave" going
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm selling this 12 string on fb marketplace for more than I bought it for and I'm telling you right now it wouldn't be worth the brain damage if I got 6x return.
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flock cameras can track you across multiple states and create a detailed profile of you, where you go everyday and who your associates are, but they still can't see why kids LOVE the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch™
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are going to turn ai agents into consumers who can spend money on widgets and if you think they aren't worried about drinkable water in your town now, just wait until these cretins don't even need your money anymore.
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who talked about strains before 2012 was a lying pervert
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's mini bat day at the kumite
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point if someone contends they've never heard of king crimson it says more about them
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You should be showing up to interviews with a large plastic cup of gasoline
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most vampires would prefer a big glass of your blood instead of iced coffee
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You should be bringing a big mug of hot soup to interviews
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not me, I'm safe because in 2013 I posted "I DO NOT GOVE FACE BOOK PERMISION 2 USE MY IMAGE"
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your honor, consider that numbers are made up and not real
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Wow I hope that burning smell isn't coming from MY car" I say to myself in the parking lot smelling the fumes that are definitely coming from my car
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's going to happen tomorrow, I can feel it.
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd let her max them out if she asked
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinking about the time my cousins and I got in trouble at our grandparents 50th anniversary party where we wrote in fake names to their guest book. Then when confronted we blamed the cousins who lived hours away.
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wipe better
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the bright side I might be free to go to my friends comedy show instead.
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