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Chutney Carmichaels

@chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social
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If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public. I like funny stuff. I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🍂 🍄 Autumn Positivity! This collage was put together with suggestions from our Partisan fan club members and is a snapshot of people past and present who bring a little joy. Free postage and signed versions for all Partisans. 👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/good...
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I miss him 😢
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Funny how people in dentist /doctors waiting rooms aren't considerate enough to wear headphones when watching their phones
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight I'm at Burnley library for @scarredforlife.bsky.social unplanned. This looks like fun.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Memento mori - remember you must die Memento Mowbray - remember you must pie
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's Michaelmas eve. Truestory.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas eve @misterabk.bsky.social youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ?...
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The Nightmare Before Michaelmas
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And this has become my absolute favourite
A bottle of Petrus Red beer
A fruit beer made with cherries 8.5% alcohol strength
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's always an amazing party at Craft Festivals, I've been to three so far this year
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I certainly will, it's pay one price and ALL the beers, wine, cider & prosecco is included.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is taking too long already. I'm off to craft brew festival Oktoberfest in Buxton tomorrow and cannot wait.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks pal, hope all is well with you
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm honestly spoilt for choice
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you, it's going to be a superduper day
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you, I've received an amazing selection of beers, it's going to be a good day!
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you 😘
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh hi stranger 😊 nice to see you back ❤️
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't dream it. Be it. 😭❤️
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Right I'm heading for Lindisfarne
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you can, please watch, like and comment on this York video made by North Yorkshire Wanderer. Thank you. youtu.be/XJHHE_Ucn-4?...
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York in One Day – The Only Walk You Need
YouTube video by North Yorkshire Wanderer
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am presently in Seahouses on Holiday. It is quite lovely. Did a big walk yesterday to goto creel & reel seafood trailer at Bamburgh. Definitely worth it Half lobster & fries, scallops and a king prawn chilli burger 😘
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Eclipse tip: Fill a bucket of water to the top, place yourself so you can see the shiny thing. Watch the event in the bucket. *does not work if it's windy*
thing.watch
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We're very much looking forward to going
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And now I've booked it! 4.5hr boat trip to lindisfarne. Fantastic 😁
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've seen that name mentioned A lot, we're definitely going on boat trip 😁
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thank you, It's going to be super. I usually goto staithes but this time I'm trying a little bit further up the coast.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This time next week, I'll bo on holiday in Seahouses, I'm looking forward to trying a whole lot of seafood
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Crikey!
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I once found a tv buried at the back of our garden
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Sythen - The White Roe 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sythen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you are like me, and are a MASSIVE nerd, who also likes comedy (and a bit of wrestling) @robbotron.bsky.social Performance of the Dark Room is availble to watch on the EMF site! And give John a Follow, he is top! media.ccc.de/v/emf2026-17...
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John Robertson's The Dark Room
Welcome to John Robertson’s THE DARK ROOM – the legendary interactive comedy show that fuses improv, crowdwork and gaming to create an in...
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Superduper!
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You definitely need another drink or five, that pic isn't blurry enough
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Beautiful. Congratulations to you both ♥️
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why can I only hear the names of all these in Brian Butterfield’s voice?
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I went, it was shut.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wonder if A&E still get loads of kids in with saucepans stuck on their heads? I imagine it's all just done online now.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Flippin eck this is quite amazing youtu.be/T6I7AozTxdE?...
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Red Right Hand (Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Jazz Cover) feat. Katerina Lomis
YouTube video by PostmodernJukebox
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Crikey, how big was that seagull.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They're all fantastic, I flippin love a good remix, parody or riff on a theme. It makes me very happy.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here's some old school dance real groovy nice. I'd love to hear the jungle version of dads army again youtu.be/PEWNRPY9hGs?... @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social
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Moped - All the Singles
YouTube video by tdp2612
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Last night I had too much to drink and was eventually asked to leave the theatre, after loudly heckling and throwing popcorn. I'd like to offer my heartfelt apologies for distracting my fellow surgeons.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's a lovely brewery, wish I was there 😍
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Scandal #272 - that poor horse. So many balloons!
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Well, the wrestling was certainly unexpected at The Dark Room with @robbotron.bsky.social tonight
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm off to see @robbotron.bsky.social tomorrow at his sold out show in Manchester at the frog and Bucket, see you there Darren...
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If I can get over, I flippin will, that would be lovely.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Flippin eck
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