Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 9hJohn Carpenter's Thing is a movie about his penis, right? 0136
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 9hAmerican Pie announces ... The Stiffler Coin Crypto-Shitto 000
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 17h 162115852786
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 12hTilda Swinton STOLE MY MEMORIES! 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 17hA declining participation rate is typically seen as a sign that more people are giving up on the job market. 001
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 18hNo immediate confirmation from Saudi authorities or Aramco on fire near Riyadh site 03 Oct 2026 7:32 001
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 18hDriven by hunger, you will eat the flesh of your own children. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 18hby 2027 Russia will be dead, with tens of millions of people starved, frozen to death, etc. Currently, Russia is practically only being kept alive by Belarus with its two refineries. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 18hWhen landings were slightly delayed at London Gatwick in the summer of 2026, nine aircraft had to send out emergency squawk code 7700 due to a lack of kerosene, according to Hal Turner. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19hthe *only* chart that truly captures the incredible drama of the oil shock is the Breakwave Tanker Shipping ETF AMEX: BWET. This ETF tracks freight rates and has exploded almost 100-fold since 2025 … maximum hyperinflation ( >1000%). 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19hWhere everyone thinks the same, not much thinking takes place. (Karl Valentin) 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19hWith the upcoming collapse of the global financial system until 2027 the financial content will naturally fall below 20%, which can't be avoided. 001
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19hI would like to publish some things here in the free section that were already published in the premium section months ago. Above all, after 11 years of intensive research, I now consider the timing of Christ's return to be settled, based on numerous high-caliber sources: Christ's return in the 100
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19hGood morning to the demon who lives in my coffee maker 062
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Notice of Data Incident Tradier Brokerage, Inc. WHAT HAPPENED? On September 3, 2026, Tradier became aware of an attack against Etna Software Corporation (“Etna”), a company that provides the order management system and pre-trade controls used by Tradier in running its business. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don't bring a knife to a knife fight 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Get up Stand up Stand up for Dude Wipes 000
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 02/10/2026 0153
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5760141630
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trending topics Trending topics are based on what people are talking about on the network. Topic titles and descriptions are generated with AI. Hide trending topics 010
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so bye bye miss pork keeeeee pie 010
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm here for the intellectual mogging 001
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 261456236
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WHAT: Rick (should be Ric) Owens (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: clipping coupons or tapping out “I feel your warmth even when you are gone” in Morse code to your lover who is in the adjacent cell in the spaceship brig IF IT WERE A SCENT: soldering iron (hot) EMOTIONAL RANGE: 1/0 #MJMfashionGuide 6676
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just discovered Consolas 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A court authorized this notice. You are not being sued. This is not a solicitation from a lawyer. 000
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yes. most people don’t know that a very top secret way to raise your credit score is to frequent an arby’s at least three to twelve times a week. 111
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social I got my credit score reviewed after using the toilet at an Arby's in Draper UT 110
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you need a lift : but don't want to eat chocolate, pay a shrink, or drink a bottle of gin / Joy Behar and friends. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Past performance is no guarantee of future results 010
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I am not a cunt." - Pat Nixon 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 She lives with her immigrant parents in Queens, New York, but she wants to join the wealthy and glamorous high society of Manhattan. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 The family holds a strong belief that elite education will secure a stable future for the next generation. 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Inside the clandestine network of abortion-pill mules 010
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gold is poppin Crimes be droppin 000
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A young man asked Socrates how he could get wisdom. 000
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 17056111969
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comRiley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding ClaimsGaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete. 1465032971
⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whisper Spreadsheet: A spreadsheet containing the names of "over a hundred" alleged sexual predators in Silicon Valley includes prominent investors, businessmen and people linked to some of the technology and artificial intelligence industry's biggest companies. 000
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Luke Kawa @ljkawa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bessent and Mnuchin are both very memeable (i.e. Mnuch holding the freshly printed bills), but the difference is that Bessent produces quotes that go with the memes. 5435
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them! 895442937
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. 333387815
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 5452142086
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Wasp Summer #JoinAUnion @waspsummer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't stare so close at me. 041
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣Barbara who knows stuff @barbson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Something my dad said: It’s not the religion but the people running it that fail us. We need to be adults and not ask others to always set a standard of faith. Each one of us has that task. Dad was Dominican educated grade school, Jesuit Prep high school and Jesuit University. 1101
Reposted by ⚠Defective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161871291