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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 9h
John Carpenter's Thing is a movie about his penis, right?
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American Pie announces ... The Stiffler Coin Crypto-Shitto
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 17h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Tilda Swinton STOLE MY MEMORIES!
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Pooping
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A declining participation rate is typically seen as a sign that more people are giving up on the job market.
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⚠Def​ective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 18h
No immediate confirmation from Saudi authorities or Aramco on fire near Riyadh site 03 Oct 2026 7:32
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Driven by hunger, you will eat the flesh of your own children.
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by 2027 Russia will be dead, with tens of millions of people starved, frozen to death, etc. Currently, Russia is practically only being kept alive by Belarus with its two refineries.
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⚠Def​ective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 18h
When landings were slightly delayed at London Gatwick in the summer of 2026, nine aircraft had to send out emergency squawk code 7700 due to a lack of kerosene, according to Hal Turner.
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⚠Def​ective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19h
the *only* chart that truly captures the incredible drama of the oil shock is the Breakwave Tanker Shipping ETF AMEX: BWET. This ETF tracks freight rates and has exploded almost 100-fold since 2025 … maximum hyperinflation ( >1000%).
 the *only* chart (among hundreds or even thousands) that truly captures the incredible
drama of the oil shock is the Breakwave Tanker Shipping ETF AMEX: BWET (link). This ETF
tracks freight rates and has exploded almost 100-fold since 2025 … Increases of 100-fold are not
mild hyperinflation (26-100% inflation) nor moderate hyperinflation (100-1000%), but maximum
hyperinflation (inflation >1000%).
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⚠Def​ective⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human🤣 @chunkylumplump.bsky.social · 19h
Where everyone thinks the same, not much thinking takes place. (Karl Valentin)
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With the upcoming collapse of the global financial system until 2027 the financial content will naturally fall below 20%, which can't be avoided.
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I would like to publish some things here in the free section that were already published in the premium section months ago. Above all, after 11 years of intensive research, I now consider the timing of Christ's return to be settled, based on numerous high-caliber sources: Christ's return in the
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Good morning to the demon who lives in my coffee maker
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Notice of Data Incident Tradier Brokerage, Inc. WHAT HAPPENED? On September 3, 2026, Tradier became aware of an attack against Etna Software Corporation (“Etna”), a company that provides the order management system and pre-trade controls used by Tradier in running its business.
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Don't bring a knife to a knife fight
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Get up Stand up Stand up for Dude Wipes
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 02/10/2026
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Trending topics Trending topics are based on what people are talking about on the network. Topic titles and descriptions are generated with AI. Hide trending topics
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so bye bye miss pork keeeeee pie
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I'm here for the intellectual mogging
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHAT: Rick (should be Ric) Owens (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: clipping coupons or tapping out “I feel your warmth even when you are gone” in Morse code to your lover who is in the adjacent cell in the spaceship brig IF IT WERE A SCENT: soldering iron (hot) EMOTIONAL RANGE: 1/0 #MJMfashionGuide
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just discovered Consolas
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A court authorized this notice. You are not being sued. This is not a solicitation from a lawyer.
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes. most people don’t know that a very top secret way to raise your credit score is to frequent an arby’s at least three to twelve times a week.
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@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social I got my credit score reviewed after using the toilet at an Arby's in Draper UT
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closer
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When you need a lift : but don't want to eat chocolate, pay a shrink, or drink a bottle of gin / Joy Behar and friends.
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Past performance is no guarantee of future results
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"I am not a cunt." - Pat Nixon
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She lives with her immigrant parents in Queens, New York, but she wants to join the wealthy and glamorous high society of Manhattan.
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The family holds a strong belief that elite education will secure a stable future for the next generation.
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Inside the clandestine network of abortion-pill mules
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Gold is poppin Crimes be droppin
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A young man asked Socrates how he could get wisdom.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026
Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims
Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.
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CHUCK!
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Whisper Spreadsheet: A spreadsheet containing the names of "over a hundred" alleged sexual predators in Silicon Valley includes prominent investors, businessmen and people linked to some of the technology and artificial intelligence industry's biggest companies.
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Luke Kawa @ljkawa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bessent and Mnuchin are both very memeable (i.e. Mnuch holding the freshly printed bills), but the difference is that Bessent produces quotes that go with the memes.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Wasp Summer #JoinAUnion @waspsummer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't stare so close at me.
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Barbara who knows stuff @barbson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something my dad said: It’s not the religion but the people running it that fail us. We need to be adults and not ask others to always set a standard of faith. Each one of us has that task. Dad was Dominican educated grade school, Jesuit Prep high school and Jesuit University.
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Listen Sweaty
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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