Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the people cry reacting hoped such questions would never be necessary 030
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh your rustic outhouse has a little moon carved in the door, huh? Mine has the fucking sun. Guess we're not the same 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was just saying earlier that I saw like the first 5 minutes or so of Backdraft on TV as a kid and for some reason it really scared me. But now I'm also like "what the hell is the rest of that movie about? that was the backdraft, I saw it, that's the whole thing" 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's a weird saying anyway. Like, the genie goes in the bottle or lamp all the time, it is mostly where they are 051
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026seen a sticker of Calvin pissing on "cancer." who would dare object 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026maybe one of the things that you have access to when you die is that you can watch the biggest poop you ever did, in third person, annotated with information etc. I didn't say I want that, I said maybe you can do that. 001
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Missed the first part of the new Silent Hill game, hope I can follow the rest. Maybe there will be some type of person in an area finding out there are scary guys around due to evil, and placing a key or battery in their inventory 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A splendid equinox, the first cool day; the breeze is refreshing and the sky trying on its autumn-blue. The neighbors, who have been waiting for this, haul out their landscaping equipment. This calls for hours of deafening mechanical roaring and gas fumes. Mutilate the plants while you still can! 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's all just ones and zeroes, people! AI can't possibly do anything bad because it's just ones and zeroes! Nothing on the computer could ever hurt you - ones and zeroes! 100
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a party that needs me to stfu is not a party that is seeking my vote 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026oh jeez there is this cloud in The Lion King that y'all are gonna lose your minds about 012
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you're right, this analogy couldn't possibly make sense unless the elephant side did a really REALLY large number of bad things to people 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Incredible. Pointing to a herd of charging elephants with rabies "this is by no means worse than my poorly behaved poodle" 140
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026im singing like that guitar guy from one season of MASH just staring unfocused into the middle distance 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am an immortal who lay with another immortal and a child was born from our coupling, and, as nigh-inevitably happens when two immortals have a baby, I eated it 000
Reposted by Chumbusdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Memes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under anarcho-primitivism 10512143
Reposted by Chumbusjeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm skeptical about the assumption that religious people in general are doing some meaningful contemplation of mind and self-hood. I'm sure some of them happen to do so, but some also "switch off" because all those questions have been neatly answered for them in a way they're taught not to question. 2161
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Something autumnal in the quality of light today. I noticed it first while dreaming. 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you're already at the point you can magically make the broomstick sentient and give it arms and command it why are you still dicking around with the water buckets instead of **********ing the *****dent or whatever 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So funny to pass through a red state small town and see a mural on the side of a building that contains a "rainbow" with carefully-chosen, slightly-nonstandard colors so it doesn't look gay 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I knew the flat tie was coming and it was still wonderful to behold 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026On my Kroger account, and my mother's. Page refreshed just before each. Same store location. No sale or promotion involved. Kroger swears they don't do this. Only difference is that my mother pays for their premium "Boost" service (hers is the one that costs more.) 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I seldom hear a significant mispronunciation of myriad but people do say "a myriad of ____" which annoys me. I know it's not wrong but it's inefficient and that's worse. 100
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Local bookstore was giving away free books, anything in stock (limit 1, <$50) courtesy of Jack Harlow, from 4-6 on Sunday (hard cutoff at 6 regardless of people in line.) When I drove past at 3:45 the line was this long. There's a library across the street, books free whole time. 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026scrolling my social meeds for a hour and several things that I liked or felt good about I have now been made by humorless scolds to feel bad about instead, so it's going well, v healthy to evolve into a little poisonous toad 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026update to MSPaint that detects if you are designing a flag and automatically dispatches FBI agents to your location 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Am I stupid to have expected better than this from NBC? Not ideal certainly but better than this? 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026that's me trying to figure out why the midterm would attack a fly. like what did the fly do 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Rafiki's woke he/they son who thinks the Circle of Life is imperialist bullshit 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When I was little, the Mac in the children's section of the library had Arthur's Teacher Trouble, a "living book" in which each illustrated page had lots of details you could click to make stuff happen, and I thought this with Prunella's socks was the absolute funniest thing youtu.be/IG7gCmVhTTc?...youtu.beLiving Books Arthur's Teacher Trouble - Full Game Walkthrough LongplayYouTube video by m8es Games 010
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The first books I remember seeking out and reading as a series, at age 6 I think, were Esther Averill's Cat Club books (The Hotel Cat was the first one I read and I think it's the last in the series.) As a tween I was into Jane Yolen's Pit Dragon Chronicles. 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026so many fluids come out of the human and not a one of them is ok 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I loved Hochi. I did not want them to replace her with Peppo. Peppo looks like an AI generated secondary Angry Birds character (I have no idea if AI was actually involved.) Hochi was beautiful and complicated. 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ok I said I have trouble looking directly at the contestants on The Price Is Right because I perceive their emotions (especially disappointment and regret) too intensely and someone said I'm on the spectrum? I don't think that's the test? 020
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Don't care what they do about Daylight Savings or not. I'm waiting for the movement to fix the 12/1 AM/PM stupidity. A contiguous 1-12 (and all times with such as the hour) should all be either AM or PM. It should switch over when the hour "resets," i.e. 1 o'clock. I get so mad. 000
Chumbus @chumbus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just thinking about that interview where Keanu Reeves is asked what happens when we die and he answers "The people who love us miss us very much" and when my stepdad, a Buddhist, was dying, he was visited by a Zen master and asked him the same question and he gave that answer (with credit to Reeves) 010
