Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The only problem with French toast is that I get pretty sick of it after 8 slices 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was just the 68th like on a post and sometimes it‘s just nice to support someone else’s moment, ya know? 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’ve never seen these shows so I’m imagining Darren is just a guy you know 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I want to start a restaurant with a secret sauce that is clearly just ketchup 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Cmon guys, Trump is not having an affair with Natalie Harp. His dick stopped working in 2011 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m sorry that you have reasons to own adult children of emotionally immature parents 😢 011
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I went to a car show and I’m not sure if I ever left the parking lot 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Every time you say “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” you’re flattering the dude who said that first 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m too scared to fail to even try to make art except for haiku 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026An all day meeting Makes me feel like an insect Mid-apocalypse 000
Reposted by CharkSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Like, I hear you! But we also can't kid ourselves that there are very specific, material reasons that most agricultural voting blocs love the GOP. And those reasons are straight up not compatible with democracy! Or even with a viable rural economy! 102868264
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Perennial Ron Johnson question: how can someone so stupid have so much power? 3371
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Life goal is for Jamelle Bouie to say I’ve got the juice but 1) I’m not a public figure and 2) I don’t have the juice 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Proud of M*A*S*H for only having three Christmas episodes 000
Reposted by CharkBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026[Arby's drive-thru] (muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce 2464143
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026To be human is to occasionally get the Final Countdown stuck in your head 031
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Charles De Ketelaere is a grown man and also a child actor 070
Reposted by CharkChark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My dad’s nickname for me is Beanie Baby, because in the 90s he thought I’d be worth something by now too 1355
Reposted by CharkChark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I’m no fan of the criminal justice system, but if you use the word “nubile” you’re going straight to jail 001
Reposted by CharkChark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I want fewer of my coworkers to have my email address 094
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Do you pronounce it detritus or detritus anyway I burned your house down 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I hate nationalism and imperialism, but I don’t hate *us*. And, I love that Folarin Balogun is one of us. So, I cheer for the US team. But I should have been allowed to forget who Alexi Lalas was by now 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026FIFA has got to have the horniest camera crew in the biz 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’m so jealous of all the people in the comments who don’t know what focus on the family is 0402
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don’t know what aramco is but I bet it’s fucking evil as fuck 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Elliott Smith is the Rage Against the Machine of sadness 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026All my son’s friends who love Ronaldo lack positive male role models 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 22/06/2026With me, I don’t get anywhere unless I file a grievance 010
