Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was just the 68th like on a post and sometimes it‘s just nice to support someone else’s moment, ya know? 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I want to start a restaurant with a secret sauce that is clearly just ketchup 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Cmon guys, Trump is not having an affair with Natalie Harp. His dick stopped working in 2011 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I went to a car show and I’m not sure if I ever left the parking lot 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Every time you say “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” you’re flattering the dude who said that first 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m too scared to fail to even try to make art except for haiku 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026An all day meeting Makes me feel like an insect Mid-apocalypse 000
Reposted by CharkSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Like, I hear you! But we also can't kid ourselves that there are very specific, material reasons that most agricultural voting blocs love the GOP. And those reasons are straight up not compatible with democracy! Or even with a viable rural economy! 102871264
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Life goal is for Jamelle Bouie to say I’ve got the juice but 1) I’m not a public figure and 2) I don’t have the juice 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Proud of M*A*S*H for only having three Christmas episodes 000
Reposted by CharkBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026[Arby's drive-thru] (muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce 2464143
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026To be human is to occasionally get the Final Countdown stuck in your head 031
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Charles De Ketelaere is a grown man and also a child actor 070
Reposted by CharkChark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My dad’s nickname for me is Beanie Baby, because in the 90s he thought I’d be worth something by now too 1355
Reposted by CharkChark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I’m no fan of the criminal justice system, but if you use the word “nubile” you’re going straight to jail 001
Reposted by CharkChark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I want fewer of my coworkers to have my email address 094
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Do you pronounce it detritus or detritus anyway I burned your house down 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I hate nationalism and imperialism, but I don’t hate *us*. And, I love that Folarin Balogun is one of us. So, I cheer for the US team. But I should have been allowed to forget who Alexi Lalas was by now 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026FIFA has got to have the horniest camera crew in the biz 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don’t know what aramco is but I bet it’s fucking evil as fuck 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Elliott Smith is the Rage Against the Machine of sadness 010
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026All my son’s friends who love Ronaldo lack positive male role models 000
Reposted by CharkCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The old guy makes the game for this team. He's the foundation. Does everyone see it by now? 4692
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Is X the Everything App just about the seasonings stuck to the outside of it? 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I’m so offended that today is Thursday when it easily could have been Friday 052
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/05/2026In this stage of life, the most enjoyable thing I can do is go to sleep with my CPAP machine on 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026People have forgotten whether it’s pronounced Kamala or Kamala 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I gotta get me some senior advisors. And some assistant senior advisors as well, maybe throw in a junior advisor just to help out the next generation 000
Reposted by Charkwint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133623058
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Sorry I missed your karaoke birthday party I got sad send text 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Is the Claude logo Claude’s butthole or someone else’s? 172
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The closest I will ever get to LeBron playing with his son Bronny is being on unemployment at the same time as my son 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My high school girlfriend had Mushaboom as the song on her MySpace homepage 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I don’t know if any of you have had this experience, but I feel like I’m always living in a country that blows up other countries for no reason. Like ever since I was a little kid. 000
Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026FDR could have said this today, except he’s dead I think 000