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Chark

@chucksajoke.bsky.social
342 followers 521 following 1.4K posts

I love jokes so much (dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open mic’er, frequent napper)

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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was just the 68th like on a post and sometimes it‘s just nice to support someone else’s moment, ya know?
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
shrug life
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I want to start a restaurant with a secret sauce that is clearly just ketchup
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cmon guys, Trump is not having an affair with Natalie Harp. His dick stopped working in 2011
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My rap name is C Diff
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I went to a car show and I’m not sure if I ever left the parking lot
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every time you say “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” you’re flattering the dude who said that first
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m too scared to fail to even try to make art except for haiku
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
An all day meeting Makes me feel like an insect Mid-apocalypse
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Blessed#
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Like, I hear you! But we also can't kid ourselves that there are very specific, material reasons that most agricultural voting blocs love the GOP. And those reasons are straight up not compatible with democracy! Or even with a viable rural economy!
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
what abou tit
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Life goal is for Jamelle Bouie to say I’ve got the juice but 1) I’m not a public figure and 2) I don’t have the juice
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Proud of M*A*S*H for only having three Christmas episodes
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
[Arby's drive-thru] (muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
To be human is to occasionally get the Final Countdown stuck in your head
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Charles De Ketelaere is a grown man and also a child actor
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My dad’s nickname for me is Beanie Baby, because in the 90s he thought I’d be worth something by now too
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Cold brew spaghetti
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’m no fan of the criminal justice system, but if you use the word “nubile” you’re going straight to jail
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I want fewer of my coworkers to have my email address
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I swear this makes sense
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Do you pronounce it detritus or detritus anyway I burned your house down
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve always been a big fan of democratic republics
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I hate nationalism and imperialism, but I don’t hate *us*. And, I love that Folarin Balogun is one of us. So, I cheer for the US team. But I should have been allowed to forget who Alexi Lalas was by now
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
FIFA has got to have the horniest camera crew in the biz
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don’t know what aramco is but I bet it’s fucking evil as fuck
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Elliott Smith is the Rage Against the Machine of sadness
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All my son’s friends who love Ronaldo lack positive male role models
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m Owen Hargreaves?
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The old guy makes the game for this team. He's the foundation. Does everyone see it by now?
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BK @bkelsey91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
14th amendment don't miss
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Is X the Everything App just about the seasonings stuck to the outside of it?
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
All Cops Are Buckets
There’s a five gallon bucket in the sunshine that reads “ACAB”
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m so offended that today is Thursday when it easily could have been Friday
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
In this stage of life, the most enjoyable thing I can do is go to sleep with my CPAP machine on
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
People have forgotten whether it’s pronounced Kamala or Kamala
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I gotta get me some senior advisors. And some assistant senior advisors as well, maybe throw in a junior advisor just to help out the next generation
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sorry I missed your karaoke birthday party I got sad send text
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Is the Claude logo Claude’s butthole or someone else’s?
The word “Claude” and next to it is Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The closest I will ever get to LeBron playing with his son Bronny is being on unemployment at the same time as my son
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My high school girlfriend had Mushaboom as the song on her MySpace homepage
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Depressed, listening to James Brown, I’m in a funk
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Maybe climate change is witches
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don’t know if any of you have had this experience, but I feel like I’m always living in a country that blows up other countries for no reason. Like ever since I was a little kid.
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Want to see some fucked up shit?
Picture of Winnie the Pooh branded coffee bag, vanilla and honey flavored, when it could have just been coffee coffee ya know? Shits fucked up
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Shout out to music
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Chark @chucksajoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
FDR could have said this today, except he’s dead I think
Screenshot of text from a 1940 speech by FDR: They have seen the ascendancy of this philosophy of force in nation after nation where free institutions and individual liberties were once maintained.

It is natural and understandable that the younger generation should first ask itself what the extension of the philosophy of force to all the world would lead to ultimately. We see today in stark reality some of the consequences of what we call the machine age.

Where control of machines has been retained in the hands of mankind as a whole, untold benefits have accrued to mankind. For mankind was then the master; and the machine was the servant.

But in this new system of force the mastery of the machine is not in the hands of mankind. It is in the control of infinitely small groups of individuals who rule without a single one of the democratic sanctions that we have known. The machine in hands of irresponsible conquerors becomes the master; mankind is not only the servant; it is the victim, too. Such mastery abandons with deliberate contempt all the moral values to which even this young country for more than three hundred years has been accustomed and dedicated.

Surely the new philosophy proves from month to month that it could have no possible conception of the way of life or the way of thought of a nation whose origins go back to Jamestown and Plymouth Rock.
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