Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick 82486279
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026damn that's crazy man, I see a path where the world is made of pudding 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026incredible. Vance arrives in Alaska carrying his Meatball Marinara from Subway® he is single-handedly humanizing lunchtime 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026is that a banana in your pocket or do you just have a massive erection 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026workin hard or are you just happy to see me 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026holy shit its the guy everyone is mad at all the time 180
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yoda what the fuck are you talking about if I try and do then I did but if I try and don't then I didn't, it's the same fucking thing 020
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"whew close one guys thank god we saved it" - guy who's never seen a newspaper 000
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gn 6471094391
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026can you use one of the buckets to hold all the other buckets 140
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128303010
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if you look at it in this wrong way it actually shows it's really working 000
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍 198140833421
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I understand why they're doing this, but fuck them. These mayors can't guarantee the safety of their own citizens from ICE, and they sure as hell can't guarantee the safety of Canadian visitors. Also, North Dakota, where 2/3 of voters voted for Trump, wants foreigners to come back? Fuck them twice.globalnews.caU.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.caSome American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border. 2549798
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I got a thing in the mail telling me not to support the wealth tax in california because it would make the billionaires move away, why is a pretty dumb thing to say if you're trying to convince me it's bad 020
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pinnacles of masculinity, good call pete 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lmao "yeah I don't know what he means but I can tell you that a LOT OF PEOPLE heard me talk about how fucking lame this guy is, like four times more than the superbowl" 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love how they bring these little printed boards with pictures to show their damning evidence, it's like an elementary school production 010
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026coming 2027: a small monthly subscription to our "anti-ai" service 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I could try to figure out why everyone is talking about iced coffee but im not going to because I don't want to and I think that's what it means to grow up 010
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here 362215374
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is frying me 1302676483
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"I've been traveling and have been disconnected from media entirely, which as we all know is extremely vital to my role as Secretary of Treasury." 000
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy. 91367243
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026they don't need to be doin all that, personally id vote for a guillotine with a smiley face drawn on it 010
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026playing offline geoguesser* with my friends 😊 *blindfolding them and dumping them on a back road 50 miles away 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BREAKING: Millions of potatoes recalled for reportedly causing something called "meltgut" SEC. OF HEALTH RFK JR: we are removing bananas from school lunches for their promotion of homosexual agenda (phallic shape) 000
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163194192
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026im getting my valuation reexamined by wall street with the knowledge that the 126 dollars in my checking account has the potential to become *infinite* dollars if i just bet correctly every time at the dog track 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026[meme of that guy closing the blinds to return to his important posting but it's a stock image of grass outside] 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026as president and new ruler of america i am implementing a possible solution to the male loneliness epidemic - every man shall have a woman assigned to beat them to death 000
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"what is in the files that's so bad that it's worth risking going to jail over to cover up?" it's kind of wild that this story — the biggest presidential scandal in history — doesn't lead the news every single night? 938569
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026me: okay democrats this is it you got this, this is literally the easiest layup you will ever have. win those midterms average Democrat: my advisors tell me i might get a 1.2% bump among GOP voters if I completely sell out incredibly vulnerable minorities me: okay don't do tha- oh you already did 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"I voted WITH the party of nationalistic psychopaths currently dive-bombing our country into an early grave 😎🇺🇸" 010
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell's competence called into question after aides reportedly seen reminding the 84 year old senator to blink 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it's kinda wild how ken paxton just looks like that by default. he looks like hes auditioning for the part of 'Slimy Businessman' in a play 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why do you have to pay for geoguesser, its just google maps but with less information 000
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you're sad because you will never know how tasty they are 010
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/09/2026YES THANK YOU SIR I NEED THE REST OF THEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS ISN'T JESUS CHRIST 4471117
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i like that George Washington was a cartoon rabbit but Abraham Lincoln was just a guy 120
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think about this like 5 times a day 2227162
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored. 201110672284
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026americans might think they are literally being welcomed to a new world so they have to be very clear to not get their hopes up 0130
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026genius president: what if we just say we'll pay people to vote for us weak, foolish advisors: great idea sir!! but that might not be legal... 👉👈 genius alpha chad president: oh we wouldnt actually pay them 000
Reposted by chrr-cula (like dracula)kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think the right’s response to 9/10 and then follow up of doing NOTHING is what truly defanged them to the general public. Yes, they’re evil but the most they could do is tweet about retribution and then do nothing. 1128640
chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Normal Guy (R): "his coattails are huge. girthy, even. and POWERFUL. we should be honored to ride them" 000