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poss, or some say possm In dark times, should the stars also go out?

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
damn that's crazy man, I see a path where the world is made of pudding
Elon tweeting some dumb fucking shit about spacex potentially being "worth orders of magnitude more than the current earth economy"
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
incredible. Vance arrives in Alaska carrying his Meatball Marinara from Subway® he is single-handedly humanizing lunchtime
tweet from Anna Lulis (☑️) sharing a pic of JD Vance bringing his new baby to Alaska for some reason I don't know why and I don't care to learn why but he definitely knew he couldnt miss that photo op
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is that a banana in your pocket or do you just have a massive erection
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
workin hard or are you just happy to see me
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
holy shit its the guy everyone is mad at all the time
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
☝️🤓
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yoda what the fuck are you talking about if I try and do then I did but if I try and don't then I didn't, it's the same fucking thing
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"whew close one guys thank god we saved it" - guy who's never seen a newspaper
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can you use one of the buckets to hold all the other buckets
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you look at it in this wrong way it actually shows it's really working
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I understand why they're doing this, but fuck them. These mayors can't guarantee the safety of their own citizens from ICE, and they sure as hell can't guarantee the safety of Canadian visitors. Also, North Dakota, where 2/3 of voters voted for Trump, wants foreigners to come back? Fuck them twice.
globalnews.ca
U.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
Some American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border.
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im doing my best
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a thing in the mail telling me not to support the wealth tax in california because it would make the billionaires move away, why is a pretty dumb thing to say if you're trying to convince me it's bad
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pinnacles of masculinity, good call pete
reddit headline, Hegseth announces Elon musk and newt gingrich will help lead military

then there is a picture but I intentionally cropped it so pete looks stupid because I hate him so much

can I get banned for wishing bad things on someone in alt text
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao "yeah I don't know what he means but I can tell you that a LOT OF PEOPLE heard me talk about how fucking lame this guy is, like four times more than the superbowl"
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how they bring these little printed boards with pictures to show their damning evidence, it's like an elementary school production
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
coming 2027: a small monthly subscription to our "anti-ai" service
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could try to figure out why everyone is talking about iced coffee but im not going to because I don't want to and I think that's what it means to grow up
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I've been traveling and have been disconnected from media entirely, which as we all know is extremely vital to my role as Secretary of Treasury."
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026
remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy.
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they don't need to be doin all that, personally id vote for a guillotine with a smiley face drawn on it
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youth in asia? why is that so bad
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
playing offline geoguesser* with my friends 😊 *blindfolding them and dumping them on a back road 50 miles away
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BREAKING: Millions of potatoes recalled for reportedly causing something called "meltgut" SEC. OF HEALTH RFK JR: we are removing bananas from school lunches for their promotion of homosexual agenda (phallic shape)
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im getting my valuation reexamined by wall street with the knowledge that the 126 dollars in my checking account has the potential to become *infinite* dollars if i just bet correctly every time at the dog track
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[meme of that guy closing the blinds to return to his important posting but it's a stock image of grass outside]
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
as president and new ruler of america i am implementing a possible solution to the male loneliness epidemic - every man shall have a woman assigned to beat them to death
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"what is in the files that's so bad that it's worth risking going to jail over to cover up?" it's kind of wild that this story — the biggest presidential scandal in history — doesn't lead the news every single night?
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me: okay democrats this is it you got this, this is literally the easiest layup you will ever have. win those midterms average Democrat: my advisors tell me i might get a 1.2% bump among GOP voters if I completely sell out incredibly vulnerable minorities me: okay don't do tha- oh you already did
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I voted WITH the party of nationalistic psychopaths currently dive-bombing our country into an early grave 😎🇺🇸"
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell's competence called into question after aides reportedly seen reminding the 84 year old senator to blink
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's kinda wild how ken paxton just looks like that by default. he looks like hes auditioning for the part of 'Slimy Businessman' in a play
ken paxton looking like he's just scammed a kid at his lemonade stand
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why do you have to pay for geoguesser, its just google maps but with less information
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you're sad because you will never know how tasty they are
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/09/2026
YES THANK YOU SIR I NEED THE REST OF THEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS ISN'T JESUS CHRIST
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i like that George Washington was a cartoon rabbit but Abraham Lincoln was just a guy
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this like 5 times a day
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
americans might think they are literally being welcomed to a new world so they have to be very clear to not get their hopes up
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
genius president: what if we just say we'll pay people to vote for us weak, foolish advisors: great idea sir!! but that might not be legal... 👉👈 genius alpha chad president: oh we wouldnt actually pay them
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think the right’s response to 9/10 and then follow up of doing NOTHING is what truly defanged them to the general public. Yes, they’re evil but the most they could do is tweet about retribution and then do nothing.
Libs of TikTok Y @libsoftiktok
THIS IS WAR.
12:57 PM • Sep 10, 2025 • 2.8M Views
Ron Filipkowski
Trump issues a statement after Kirk's death blaming the rhetoric of the radical left.
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The Democrat Party must be classified as a domestic terror organization and their members leaders treated accordingly.
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
They've declared war.
Enough is enough.
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Brian Eastwood
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There's no going back after this. There's no more words to be said. The only way this ends is the complete annihilation of the democrat party.
12:25 PM - Sep 10, 2025 - 215.1K Views
Charlie Kirk getting shot is the shot heard around the country.
I'm ready for civil war.
You want a fight and you're going to get it.
12:48 PM • Sep 10, 2025 • 112.4K Views
Matt Forney @realmattorney
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Charlie Kirk being assassinated is the American Reichstag fire. It is time for a complete crackdown on the left. Every Democratic politician must be arrested and the party banned under RICO. Every libtard commentator must be shut down.
Stochastic terrorism. They caused this.
12:09 PM • Sep 10, 2025 • 1.2M Views
Oilfield Rando O @Oilfield_Rando
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I don't want the National Guard sent to Democra cities anymore.
Patrick Casey O @restoreorderusa
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It's time to bring the hammer down on the left.
I want the Air Force sent.
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Sean Davis O @seanmdav
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Fox Host Jesse Watters: They are at war with us.
Whether we want to accept it or not, they are at war with us. And what are we going to do about it?
When Democrats lose elections they couldn't steal, they murder the people they were unable t defeat.
2:03 PM • Sep 10, 2025 • 85.9K Views
Elon Musk O
The Left is the party of murder
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chrr-cula (like dracula) @chrrlie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Normal Guy (R): "his coattails are huge. girthy, even. and POWERFUL. we should be honored to ride them"
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