chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026coming 2027: a small monthly subscription to our "anti-ai" service 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I could try to figure out why everyone is talking about iced coffee but im not going to because I don't want to and I think that's what it means to grow up 010
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here 362216374
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"I've been traveling and have been disconnected from media entirely, which as we all know is extremely vital to my role as Secretary of Treasury." 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbino-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy. 91368244
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026they don't need to be doin all that, personally id vote for a guillotine with a smiley face drawn on it 010
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026playing offline geoguesser* with my friends 😊 *blindfolding them and dumping them on a back road 50 miles away 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BREAKING: Millions of potatoes recalled for reportedly causing something called "meltgut" SEC. OF HEALTH RFK JR: we are removing bananas from school lunches for their promotion of homosexual agenda (phallic shape) 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 349160724113
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026im getting my valuation reexamined by wall street with the knowledge that the 126 dollars in my checking account has the potential to become *infinite* dollars if i just bet correctly every time at the dog track 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026as president and new ruler of america i am implementing a possible solution to the male loneliness epidemic - every man shall have a woman assigned to beat them to death 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinomtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"what is in the files that's so bad that it's worth risking going to jail over to cover up?" it's kind of wild that this story — the biggest presidential scandal in history — doesn't lead the news every single night? 1038569
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026me: okay democrats this is it you got this, this is literally the easiest layup you will ever have. win those midterms average Democrat: my advisors tell me i might get a 1.2% bump among GOP voters if I completely sell out incredibly vulnerable minorities me: okay don't do tha- oh you already did 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"I voted WITH the party of nationalistic psychopaths currently dive-bombing our country into an early grave 😎🇺🇸" 010
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell's competence called into question after aides reportedly seen reminding the 84 year old senator to blink 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it's kinda wild how ken paxton just looks like that by default. he looks like hes auditioning for the part of 'Slimy Businessman' in a play 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why do you have to pay for geoguesser, its just google maps but with less information 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/09/2026YES THANK YOU SIR I NEED THE REST OF THEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS ISN'T JESUS CHRIST 4471117
Reposted by chrrlish ratbino🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think about this like 5 times a day 2227162
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored. 201110702285
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026genius president: what if we just say we'll pay people to vote for us weak, foolish advisors: great idea sir!! but that might not be legal... 👉👈 genius alpha chad president: oh we wouldnt actually pay them 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinokate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think the right’s response to 9/10 and then follow up of doing NOTHING is what truly defanged them to the general public. Yes, they’re evil but the most they could do is tweet about retribution and then do nothing. 1128640
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Normal Guy (R): "his coattails are huge. girthy, even. and POWERFUL. we should be honored to ride them" 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"You know they told me later, they told me, 'Sir, they were actually trying to hit YOU with the planes, they wanted to crash those planes into you because they hate you so much'. It's terrible, really terrible. That's really a terrible thing to do to someone, hit them with a plane." 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I thought "Helldivers is mining melting American politics for plot ideas" was just a funny goof but then 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026pete hegseth: we're designing our new Space Force Rapid Response Vessels, take a look [shows AI rendering of rocket with a cross on it] this is a personal design based on the ships from the American film Starship Troopers 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026grolk remove his penis groik make him naked and remove his butthole 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"there is a polite way to discuss this topic, and it's in this highly specific and ignorable way" 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026[Braincell 1]: Okay we're coming together to form the connections that will store one of the most important memories our guy will always have [Braincell 2]: wow what is it [BC1]: It's something called... "battle theme from Pokemon card game for game boy color from 1998" [BC2]: 😮 what an honor 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026BREAKING: JD Vance excited to ride big plane to New York, will behave if he 'wants McDonald's later', reports insider 010
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026republicans fear trump given magic potion by a witch to make him grow larger, might eat them 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"I wouldn't wish it on anyone" really? anyone? "well not *anyone*" 010
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoCatbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026it's genuinely deranged how democrats let him run again after this like it was nbd 332724397
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/09/2026I really hate the Democrats response to multiple cases of literal genocide basically is "well, that's their opinion, but we need a strong Republican party" (assuming they aren't just full on helping)lgbtqnation.comDonald Trump says transgender people will "end" if GOP keeps Congress in midterms - LGBTQ NationThe Fox host he was talking to didn't push him to explain what he meant. 37211
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[President Dongle Trumf]: Fuck you. Fuck you fucking poor idiots haha. You'll live in my fucking data slums and enjoy it you fucking dipshits [Average MAGA voter]: This is so unlike you sir I'm really feeling quite perturbed all of the sudden 🤔 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The lovers out and I worked on it youtu.be/eUa2V044BK4?... 10683154
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026[me blasting my car horn the entire time im pumping gas]: im very good at leverage 000
Reposted by chrrlish ratbinoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think it's bad that the Democrats' House leader is having secret chummy meetings with a guy doing a domestic ethnic cleansing operation and funding a genocide abroad, then spending his entire week going on cable news to complain about a lefty Twitch streamer who nobody knows. Sorry for offending. 190115342180
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026hello welcome to the presidential press briefing we have some exciting updates to share with you today let's get started 1) renamed antlantic ocean 'America Ocean' 2) renamed pacific ocean ' Big America Ocean' that is all 100
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"hi thanks for letting me debate you, I just wanna say first of all im not like a huge trump fan or anything, i just support all his actions and will repeat every one of his talking points. but im not like one of those crazy ones, ie im slightly less likely to call you a slur 😊" 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026why dont the ai weirdos just include "dont make up shit or be wrong" in the prompt are they stupid 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"artist creates horrific renditions of DC comic characters" and it's Batman in bondage gear 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i like learning about new people who if they died tomorrow would make the world an objectively better place 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"We're trying a new strategy, which is hoping we can trigger the Rapture before the midterms. It's a long shot admittedly, but imagine if it works." 000
chrrlish ratbino @chrrlie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i never consented to learning about the president's religiously devoted follower but now i have and im vaguely hopeful it ends in her killing him 000