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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 16h
Have they dug up his corpse and put it on trial.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Expect Caturday transmissions to resume shortly.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A kitty has joined the household.
A vertical photo of a person in black and white clothes kneeling on the floor with a very motion-blurred tuxedo cat walking through the frame with large, questioning eyes.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kitty!
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kitty!
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also we’re getting a cat on Wednesday so every once in a while my brain takes a break and runs in circles going “Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!”
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unexpectedly found nuns during today’s side quest.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hearting this out of solidarity.
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morganite io 💖 @morganite.io · 23/09/2026
i love pittsburgh graffiti
the side of an electric box with three different graffiti tags:

“don’t you just freakin’ love pasta?!!”

“hell yeah i do!”

“I LIKE BUTTER”
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 02/10/2026
Lawrenceville. 4734 Butler St - Allegheny Cemetery. Caller says that she is locked inside the cemetery. Spooky season has begun.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
It is time. (You can do both, it’s ok.)
A screencap from someone’s phone lockscreen, where the date reads Tuesday, September 30th, 11:59 PM. The wallpaper is a still from Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter, wrapped in a high-collared satin cape and looking aloof against a red velvet curtain.A screencap from someone’s phone lockscreen, where the date reads Wednesday, October 1st, 12:00 AM. The wallpaper is a still from Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter, exuberantly flinging open a high-collared satin cape and revealing a spangled corset and garters with fishnet thigh-highs. His head is tossed back and laughing.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
I just needed a calming thing to do for a bit and so I made a bunch of tone brushes by making pixel quatrefoil patterns. They're all over at Itchio for free/pay what you want. bzedan.itch.io/quatrefoil-tone-pack
A graphic with a pastel gradient background that reads "Quatrefoil Tones." Below this are thirteen black-outlined squares labeled 1a through 5b that each house variants of quatrefoil tone patterns. Below are two arrow bullet points reading "13 Procreate Brushes" and "6x6"/600ppi tone images," Next to this a cartoony quatrefoil guy holds a thumbs up and says "Cool!"
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get in, friend, we’re doing knitting and listening to Agatha Christie audiobooks while a chilly rain descends today. Later, there will be tomato soup and grilled cheese.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thus begins FIG COUNT 2K26: 4!
A pale hand is holding a single ripe fig against a dark wooden background.A small blue ceramic dish holds three ripe figs on a black surface.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, I forgot I'd made these. Relevant, I guess. bzedan.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
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The Bird's Judgement - Cartoon Judgement Tarot Sticker
The judgement card isn't always bad, sometimes it's funny, at least this roadrunner and coyote think so--it could just be because they've been here before.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, y’know. Glorify one’s muse in song and verse and suchlike. I guess. (Should we tell the puritan youth that’s what it‘s about? They might scale back the usage.)
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is! But it purposefully sounds like a 60s mod throw-back which always makes me scratch my head. “Make sure it has harpsichords” is a weirdly specific vibe to write a song about drugs. It is coming dangerously close to rickroll territory, I agree.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*its, or possibly their
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no no, Gen Z seems to have sunk it’s teeth into it as well. 🙄
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Repugnant to the Constitution @letmebefell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
stoningtongallery.com/artwork/rave...
A glass sculpture of Raven stealing the sun.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: art supply store people recognize my voice over the phone (without introduction).
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, no, let her cook.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh shit, mooncake time is upon us. I am NOT prepared.
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Sarah "Neila" Elkins @neilak20.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Blorbos! Get yer Blorbos here! Fresh, hot, sad, mad, sweet, and scrungly. We got 'em all! Soft bois, babygirls, short kings, taters! Blorbos only you could dream about as far as the eye can see! You there! I'm sure you've got your heart set on one of these! Does that there skelly catch your eye?
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Follow-up discussion: convergent evolution of monsterfuckers from these two clades.
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Bugs Bunny Gives Monster a Pedicure
Alt: Bugs Bunny gives Gossamer the red monster a manicure whilst gossiping nonchalantly.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Convergent evolution of furries from the Disney clade and the Looney Toons clade: discuss.
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Bugs Bunny Riding Horse in Loony Tunes
Alt: An operatic Bugs Bunny is dressed in drag as a valkyrie, and perched sidesaddle on a pink and white horse of dubious (but lovely) proportions. The landscape is dramatic and spotlit.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Co-signed.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love this for you.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Agatha. Agatha. We don’t use those words, Agatha. They’re not ok.
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Sophie Okonedo Says No No No No No
Alt: Sophie Okonedo Says No No No No No
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
A digital sketch of a Przewalski’s horse mare and foal trotting on a blank background. The text beneath them reads “restoring the species with mama”
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nekomancer: someone who uses magic to commune with Japanese cats
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seems reasonable.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And if we’re following you for the teeth and esoterica?
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I mean, it’s not wrong.
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Delicatessen: Dominique Pinon's Head
Alt: An animated gif from Delicatessen with a “trick” shot of Dominique Pinon’s head apparently sitting on a platter with a meat cleaver struck through it. His head opens its eyes and starts talking.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Small business supply chain issues (food service).
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am so glad I got to be alive at the same time as Dolly.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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bzedan @bzedan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Latest random thing I did while I was trying to get something else done: a $0+ asset pack of some tasty VHS glitches, snow, and tracking errors. bzedan.itch.io/analogue-sta...
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Analogue Static & Snow Pack by bzedan
Glitchy asset pack
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Unf, Chinese-American doughnuts are so 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻. Something about how they’re fried in the savory oil as everything else, but rolled in sugar after.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026
"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...
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What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As a printmaker, cosigned.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 15/08/2026
Little Italy Days getting wild, I see.
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Shop’s open! 🌻 Houndsaint.etsy.com 🌻
a linocut of a rabbit full of stars
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I forgot it was *that* drawer and got jumpscared.
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jumpscared by my own possessions, ffs. (Thrifted a new frame and was trying to fit unframed art to it.)
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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Real question: what do you do with the artworks amassed from a friend, once that friend has decided to burn all bridges and go no-contact.
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